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Re: NFL 2009-2010
Reply #25 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 10:19pm

Bingo wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 10:07pm:

I'm one of those Jack of all trades, master of none. I've held so many crazy jobs... I take jobs I find interesting, most folks get a career, I seek out of curiosity. It's fun but doesn't pay well. I'm on a payment plan with the Giants.

It's my lifes guilty pleasure. It sucks, but in the long run I couldn't give up the tickets...I almost did, but tradition got the best of me.

Hey good for you Bingo. If it moves you,grooves you and makes you feel good in all the right places and by hook or crook pay for it. Then go for it man. Better seen on weed!

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Re: NFL 2009-2010
Reply #26 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 11:17pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 12:03pm:

Saint Sway wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 11:53am:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 11:44am:

Saint Sway wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 11:40am:

ESPN reported this morning that they're already inscribing "Justin Tuck" on the 2009 MVP Trophy

keep in mind slick that when the playoffs begin.... you'll only have the Falcons draft options to discuss in this thread.

You're gonna get your girlfriend fucked.

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #27 - Jul 30^th, 2009 at 12:27pm Has Vick signed yet?
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #29 - Jul 30^th, 2009 at 2:02pm left shoe shuffle wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 12:30pm: Vick's trying to decide between UFL teams... Do the Vikings count as a UFL team? :howefun
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StPeteStone Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 828 Madeira Beach, Florida Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #30 - Jul 30^th, 2009 at 2:09pm sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 2:02pm: left shoe shuffle wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 12:30pm: Vick's trying to decide between UFL teams... Do the Vikings count as a UFL team? :howefun
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Re: NFL 2009-2010
Reply #31 - Jul 30^th, 2009 at 5:03pm

Final recognizing this historic season!!

http://blogs.tampabay.com/bucs/2009/07/bucs-to-unveil-76-uniforms-to-be-worn-vs-...

John McKay Quotes
Under the pressure of a long losing streak, Coach McKay became known for issuing notable, often hilarious, statements. Among them:

When asked about his offense's execution: "I'm in favor of it".

On hearing about kicker Pete Rajecki's nervousness at playing in front of McKay: "That's unfortunate, as I plan on attending all the games".

At a postgame press conference: "You guys don't know the difference between a football and a bunch of bananas."

At the following week's press conference, after a member of the media left a case of bananas at his door: "You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz."[9]

On John Brodie's comment that Steve Spurrier throws one of three passes into the ground: "That's OK, we'll just get shorter receivers."[10]

"We've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site."

"We didn't block real good, but we made up for it by not tackling."[11]

When asked how he compared coaching in Tampa to coaching at USC: "It's a three-hour time difference."[12]

"I thought all along that we would win 14 games. Right after the opening kickoff I said, "Well, I'll be damned".

"I've been telling the players, 'Let's have a good time.' (Pause) They took me literally".

"Mr. Culverhouse has been a great owner. He hasn't come to the dressing room yet to give me any suggestions. Well, I need some advice. I called the Baltimore owner, but he was busy".[1]

To players planning on staying in Tampa over the offseason: "Stop by my office tomorrow and pick up some fake noses and mustaches so no one recognizes your sorry asses".[13]

"We'll be back. Maybe not in this century, but we'll be back."[14]

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Throwaway Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 826 MD Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #32 - Jul 30^th, 2009 at 10:11pm Staying on the Gulf coast for a few days, any must-sees SPS?
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StPeteStone Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 828 Madeira Beach, Florida Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #33 - Jul 31^st, 2009 at 11:15am Throwaway wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 10:11pm: Staying on the Gulf coast for a few days, any must-sees SPS? Hey Throwy the beaches all along the Gulf Coast are great but it's a big area. Are you staying in Tampa or St. Petersburg?
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #34 - Aug 1^st, 2009 at 1:43pm MANKATO, Minn. -- Minnesota Vikings quarterback Tarvaris Jackson suffered a sprained MCL after getting tangled with a teammate during a Saturday morning scrimmage, according to a report in the Minneapolis Star Tribune. Paging Mr Favre....Paging Mr Favre
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Gimme Shelter Rocks Off Regular Offline THE ROLLING STONES #1 Posts: 1,397 Bend, OR Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #35 - Aug 2^nd, 2009 at 7:35pm Boomy wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 10:08pm: Right On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #36 - Aug 2^nd, 2009 at 7:54pm need gimmekeef and Moonfumble. Economy tanked when Vick went in, no?
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stonedinaustralia Rocks Off Regular Offline wake up crackers or we all through!! Posts: 859	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #37 - Aug 3^rd, 2009 at 7:45am you know i'm starting to think the chargers...they're the closest to home and understand a pacific breeze...I like the colours and it never rains at home games... much less snows!! gates is good
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Re: NFL 2009-2010
Reply #38 - Aug 3^rd, 2009 at 8:29am

StPeteStone wrote on Jul 31^st, 2009 at 11:15am:

Throwaway wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 10:11pm:

Staying on the Gulf coast for a few days, any must-sees SPS?

Hey Throwy the beaches all along the Gulf Coast are great but it's a big area. Are you staying in Tampa or St. Petersburg?

South of St. Pete. It's awesome - nice sand, nice women! I requested Hey Negrita at a bar from the steel drum player, he didn't know it... will ya 2

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Re: NFL 2009-2010
Reply #39 - Aug 3^rd, 2009 at 9:44am

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 2:02pm:

left shoe shuffle wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 12:30pm:

Vick's trying to decide between UFL teams...

Do the Vikings count as a UFL team? :howefun

you are my least favorite.

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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #40 - Aug 3^rd, 2009 at 9:46am Starbuck wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2009 at 9:44am: sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 2:02pm: left shoe shuffle wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 12:30pm: Vick's trying to decide between UFL teams... Do the Vikings count as a UFL team? :howefun you are my least favorite. I thought TTM was.
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Re: NFL 2009-2010
Reply #41 - Aug 3^rd, 2009 at 11:35am

Throwaway wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2009 at 8:29am:

StPeteStone wrote on Jul 31^st, 2009 at 11:15am:

Throwaway wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 10:11pm:

Staying on the Gulf coast for a few days, any must-sees SPS?

Hey Throwy the beaches all along the Gulf Coast are great but it's a big area. Are you staying in Tampa or St. Petersburg?

South of St. Pete. It's awesome - nice sand, nice women! I requested Hey Negrita at a bar from the steel drum player, he didn't know it... will ya 2

Sounds like you have everything covered. Have a great time!

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Re: NFL 2009-2010
Reply #42 - Aug 5^th, 2009 at 12:27pm

Mike Lombardi of the National Football Post reports that free agent Michael Vick will likely sign with a team "east of the Mississippi."
This doesn't whittle it down much, but would rule out the Raiders and 49ers. Lombardi has sources saying Vick will definitely play in the NFL this year. Vick, like another "free agent" QB we don't need to mention here, has been working out with high schoolers near his hometown. The Redskins and Jaguars fit Lombardi's report and are his best bets for playing time soon.

and...
Q: This being the second year for you and Matt Ryan, do you have any plans to expand the playbook?
A: “Yes. We’ve expanded in all areas, not just on the offensive side of the ball. We’ve got some guys that understand our verbiage and understand how we do things in all three areas. So we have evaluated everything we’ve done and you’re going to see differences in what we did in 2008. It’s a different football team.”

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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #43 - Aug 9^th, 2009 at 7:06pm Football is back!!!
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #44 - Aug 10^th, 2009 at 8:09am sweetcharmedlife wrote on Aug 9^th, 2009 at 7:06pm: Football is back!!! It was great to see football on NBC!! We are missing a lot of key players this year, it may be hard to keep this thread going. Collingsworth is a douche.
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Throwaway Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 826 MD Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #45 - Aug 10^th, 2009 at 8:15am Sounds like you have everything covered. Have a great time! [/quote] Thanks! Just got back. I didn't miss a beat, as temps in Baltimore are currently in the upper 90s, but it still feels cooler than FL. My FF draft is coming up. Obvi AP is #1 (enjoy it bucky) but who's next? SG's Turner? Or Mojodrew?
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Re: NFL 2009-2010
Reply #46 - Aug 10^th, 2009 at 9:40am

Some Guy wrote on Aug 10^th, 2009 at 8:09am:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Aug 9^th, 2009 at 7:06pm:

Football is back!!! stu-smiling

It was great to see football on NBC!! We are missing a lot of key players this year, it may be hard to keep this thread going.
Collingsworth is a douche.

Yeah it was great to see the pigskin once again flying threw the air. New season,new players. This thread willl be bigger than all the Joey threads combined....And yes, pencil neck is terrible. He was in midseason suck form last night.

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StPeteStone Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 828 Madeira Beach, Florida Gender:	Re: NFL 2009-2010 Reply #47 - Aug 10^th, 2009 at 10:31am Some Guy wrote on Aug 10^th, 2009 at 8:09am: sweetcharmedlife wrote on Aug 9^th, 2009 at 7:06pm: Football is back!!! It was great to see football on NBC!! We are missing a lot of key players this year, it may be hard to keep this thread going. Collingsworth is a douche. He's got that cool Clint hair though. Got to give him that.
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Re: NFL 2009-2010
Reply #48 - Aug 10^th, 2009 at 11:16am

Some Guy wrote on Aug 10^th, 2009 at 8:09am:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Aug 9^th, 2009 at 7:06pm:

Football is back!!! stu-smiling

It was great to see football on NBC!! We are missing a lot of key players this year, it may be hard to keep this thread going.
Collingsworth is a douche.

yes, but TBStone is back. so we should have plenty of naked cheerleader pics to pick up the slack.

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Re: NFL 2009-2010
Reply #49 - Aug 10^th, 2009 at 11:44am

Starbuck wrote on Aug 10^th, 2009 at 11:16am:

Some Guy wrote on Aug 10^th, 2009 at 8:09am:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Aug 9^th, 2009 at 7:06pm:

Football is back!!! stu-smiling

It was great to see football on NBC!! We are missing a lot of key players this year, it may be hard to keep this thread going.
Collingsworth is a douche.

yes, but TBStone is back. so we should have plenty of naked cheerleader pics to pick up the slack.

you will need to come up big this season for this thread to have any chance. you are the big toe.

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Question: What is the most electrifying aspect of the NFL?
Adrian Peterson's running 0 (0.0%) The loud snap of Tom Brady's ACL 1 (9.1%) John Madden's prostate 1 (9.1%) The giggles about TO in a Bills uniform 3 (27.3%) Moonie's Kordell Stewart underoos 1 (9.1%) Eagles bumpersticker on SS's Nova 5 (45.5%) Total votes: 11 « Created by: Starbuck on: Jul 29^th, 2009 at 9:30am »