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Reply #25 - Jun 7th, 2009 at 4:27pm
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MrPleasant wrote on Jun 7th, 2009 at 12:59pm:
I was drunk yesterday. Tonight I'm planning to get drunk. I'll feel fine, but I'll look like this:

Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint :funny :funny :funny Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint

Maybe I should switch to mota?



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Reply #26 - Jun 7th, 2009 at 5:18pm
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Some Guy wrote on Jun 7th, 2009 at 4:08pm:
This thread could be large.


i concur entirely. unlike some of the naysayers/motels comparison drawers at the beginning of the thread.

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Reply #28 - Jun 7th, 2009 at 6:08pm
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #30 - Jun 8th, 2009 at 9:19pm
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Starbuck wrote on Jun 7th, 2009 at 5:18pm:
Some Guy wrote on Jun 7th, 2009 at 4:08pm:
This thread could be large.


i concur entirely. unlike some of the naysayers/motels comparison drawers at the beginning of the thread.



The only thing larger than this thread is the dump I just took. smoking more weed is good for your health
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Reply #31 - Jun 8th, 2009 at 11:08pm
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sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jun 8th, 2009 at 9:19pm:
Starbuck wrote on Jun 7th, 2009 at 5:18pm:
Some Guy wrote on Jun 7th, 2009 at 4:08pm:
This thread could be large.


i concur entirely. unlike some of the naysayers/motels comparison drawers at the beginning of the thread.



The only thing larger than this thread is the dump I just took. smoking more weed is good for your health


howe about this evening's header?
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Reply #32 - Jun 8th, 2009 at 11:09pm
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jesus h christ! that is alot of people voting in the poll.....
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Reply #33 - Jun 9th, 2009 at 2:13pm
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And we wonder why the real football sucks?

Check out this headline....

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Real Madrid signs Kaka

MADRID, Spain (AP) - Real Madrid confirmed the signing of Brazil star Kaka on Monday in the first step in club president Florentino Perez' plan to return the Spanish side to the glory days of its "galactico" era.

Real Madrid is hoping Kaka can deliver them a Champions League trophy like he did for Milan in 2007. (Laurence Griffiths / Getty Images)

While Real Madrid did not disclose financial details of Kaka's switch from AC Milan, reports say the figure is in the region of $92 million (€65 million), eclipsing the largest previous transfer set by Zinedine Zidane when he joined Madrid from Juventus for €76 million in 2001.

Kaka, 27, training with the national team in Brazil ahead of the next round of World Cup qualifiers, said the finalization of the six-year contract marked the end of a "soap opera" that will usher in a new phase of his career in Spain.

"Now the soap opera is over," Kaka told a media conference after a practice ahead of Wednesday's Brazil-Paraguay qualifier in the northeastern coastal city of Recife. "The only leftover details were the medical exams, and I've done them. The negotiations are closed and I have sealed my transfer to Real Madrid."

Kaka passed a medical in Recife earlier Monday.

"Kaka is one of the players that every team would like to have and Madrid had the chance to get him," Perez told Spanish radio station Onda Cero just before the signing was announced.

Kaka is the first player to join Madrid since Perez regained the club presidency unopposed last week. Future targets already discussed include Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo and Franck Ribery of Bayern Munich.

Perez has said he intends to revive his "galactico" policy which, along with Zidane, attracted star players such as David Beckham, Brazilian striker Ronaldo and Portugal star Luis Figo to Madrid earlier in the decade.

Kaka described Perez' strategy as "an interesting sports project."

"He's trying to buy other players, and I think he can make a very (attacking) team," he said. "That's behind my decision to go to this team."

Kaka said he talked with Beckham about his transfer, and the England veteran told him it would be the best step for his career.

"I hope to be part of this new project and help to win titles, both European and Spanish," he said.

Kaka, the 2007 FIFA world player of the year, turned down a record €100 million transfer to Manchester City in January.

Despite previously saying he was happy at AC Milan, the size and timing of Madrid's bid appears to have proved too much for the Italian Serie A champion to ignore. Last week, Milan president Silvio Berlusconi and chairman Adriano Galliani said the club had made huge financial losses in recent times.

Madrid's interest in signing Kaka goes back some years. Former Madrid president Ramon Calderon pledged to sign the player in 2006 when he was running for election.

Perez told Onda Cero that Madrid's pursuit of Kaka, whose real name is Ricardo Ezecson Dos Santos Leite, was aided by a collaborative agreement it has with Milan. Milan vice president Adriano Galliani was reportedly in the Spanish capital last Tuesday to pave the way for the deal, along with Kaka's father and manager Bosco Leite.

Perez is hoping to revive Madrid's fortunes after a poor season in which it failed to win any silverware while archrival Barcelona won the European Champions League and the domestic league and cup double. Nine-time European champion Madrid has not reached the quarterfinals of Europe's top club competition in the past five seasons.

Kaka said while he believes Argentine striker Lionel Messi of Barcelona should be declared the best player in the world, he hopes Madrid will overcome its Spanish rival.

"I hope this Barcelona domination ends and that Real Madrid wins the new titles," Kaka said.

Last week, Madrid appointed Chilean Manuel Pellegrini, formerly of Villarreal, to replace Juande Ramos as coach.

The departure of Kaka, who won the Champions League with Milan in 2007 and the Italian league in 2004, came a week after coach Carlo Ancelotti left to take charge of Chelsea. Kaka has scored 70 Serie A goals 23 in the Champions League since joining AC Milan from Sao Paolo in 2003.
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Reply #34 - Jun 11th, 2009 at 10:37am
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Starbuck wrote on Jun 9th, 2009 at 2:13pm:
And we wonder why the real football sucks?


the real football fans can outdrink Baseball fans any day of the week.
That's not an opinion....that's a fact.
Let's go get drunk
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jesus h christ! that is alot of people voting in the poll.....

look at all the people here tonight...

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Starbuck wrote on Jun 8th, 2009 at 11:09pm:
jesus h christ! that is alot of people voting in the poll.....

look at all the people here tonight...




you'll get some leg tonite fer sure!!!
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Reply #37 - Jun 11th, 2009 at 11:02am
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Some Guy wrote on Jun 11th, 2009 at 10:52am:
Starbuck wrote on Jun 8th, 2009 at 11:09pm:
jesus h christ! that is alot of people voting in the poll.....

look at all the people here tonight...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjUDXKgknJg&feature=related
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Reply #38 - Jun 11th, 2009 at 11:04am
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Saint Sway wrote on Jun 11th, 2009 at 11:02am:
Some Guy wrote on Jun 11th, 2009 at 10:52am:
Starbuck wrote on Jun 8th, 2009 at 11:09pm:
jesus h christ! that is alot of people voting in the poll.....

look at all the people here tonight...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjUDXKgknJg&feature=related

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rum and gingerale.
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Reply #41 - Jun 17th, 2009 at 11:28am
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Some Guy wrote on Jun 17th, 2009 at 11:20am:
rum and gingerale.


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that's all you need for a great party....the rest is periphirals.
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[quote author=Joey link=1244223374/25#42 date=1245261133
I have had ' ribbon - like ' shits all damn day . [/quote]


What? Ribbon like shits.....! Roll Eyes The medical books say thats a sure sign of too much semen up the poop chute.....pretty common out in the plains. 
you made a grown man cry
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #47 - Jun 29th, 2009 at 7:47pm
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Back when I was a bourbon drinker I discovered that this Keith juice is actually pretty good for how damn cheap it is.

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Driving (A Bulldozer) While Intoxicated

Ohio man suspected of upturning neighbor's lawn under influence

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0630091dozer1.html

JUNE 30--Meet Robert Tite. In an apparent drunk driving first, the Ohio man is facing criminal charges for allegedly piloting a bulldozer while intoxicated. Tite, 57, was nabbed last Friday after he drove the heavy machinery onto a neighbor's property and uprooted trees and dug up a swath of lawn. Tite, pictured in the below mug shot, was arrested by Huron County Sheriff's Office deputies and charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated, criminal damage, and resisting arrest. Cops responded to the crime scene after the neighbor called 911 to report, "Bob Tite was driving a bull dozer through his yard," according to a sheriff's report. After posting $18,000 bond, Tite was released Saturday from jail, and is scheduled for a July 21 court hearing. Tite's bulldozer joins a motorized bar stool, a Zamboni, and a lawnmower as among the more unique vehicles allegedly driven by a plastered motorist.
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Kid Rock's Badass Beer to debut at Comerica Park concerts in July

by Jessica Nunez | MLive.com
Wednesday July 01, 2009, 3:49 PM

If you're lucky enough to be holding tickets to one of Kid Rock's shows in Comerica Park on July 17 and 18, consider yourself now doubly blessed.

Drink Americas Holdings, the company that teamed up with Kid Rock last fall to launch his signature beer, just announced that the brew will be finished in time to be put in kegs and sold at kiosks at Kid's Detroit concerts.

It's only fitting that the beer, created by the Romeo-native who calls himself an "American Badass" will be called American Badass Beer.

The beer is so patriotic, it will even share a birthday with the U.S.A.

The Webberville-based Michigan Brewing Company will start production on July 4th. According to Drink Americas' CEO, orders are already coming in.

Yahoo Finance, July 1: J. Patrick Kenny, CEO of Drinks Americas, said, "We are very excited about the launch date, the beer and all the work that has been put into making Kid Rock's AMERICAN BADASS BEER™ a success. Based on orders alone we are off to a very good start. We will let the beer speak for itself as people begin to taste this great product."

According to a report from the Country Music Channel earlier this year, the new beer will create 349 jobs in Michigan.
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