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platter Ex Member	TENNIS ANYONE? May 29^th, 2009 at 1:46pm french open is happening now. sharapova advanced today murray advanced today venus lost today nadal is in federrererereeere is in. anybody watching? good sports action. wimbledon soon to follow.
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lotsajizz Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,802 Rhode Island Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #1 - May 29^th, 2009 at 4:32pm I love watching Sherapova!!
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #2 - May 29^th, 2009 at 4:38pm lotsajizz wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 4:32pm: I love watching Sherapova!!
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Reply #3 - May 29^th, 2009 at 4:48pm

lotsajizz wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 4:32pm:

I love watching Sherapova!!

Perverted Mick

who deosn't...she is very easy on the eyes. i noticed tho that she has filled out some from last year...she looks like a brama bull ma ma ma. not that i have a problem with that. i just hope it works to her advantage. go maria. i must also add...i am not keen on her blueish outfit she has been sporting. i much prefer the mini skirt.

everybody say ow?

Shit!

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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #4 - May 29^th, 2009 at 5:59pm A new star is born - even though so far she can't play worth a shit.... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2452761/New-boobs-please.html
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,937 San Mateo Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #5 - May 29^th, 2009 at 6:16pm Gazza bags 21-year-old model Trying to copy Ronnie 'eh Gaz.
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Sioux Rocks Off Regular Offline Brian Jones---Foundation Stone--Golden Stone Posts: 4,176 Virginia, U.S.A. Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #6 - May 29^th, 2009 at 6:34pm OH yeah. I loves me some tennis.... I hope Nadal can pull it off again. And Sharapova is looking pretty good after a 10 month injury layoff.....
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Reply #7 - May 29^th, 2009 at 6:42pm

Twice upon a time in the valley of the tears
An auctioneer is bidding for a box of fading years
And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squealing mice.
Anyone for tennis, wouldnt that be nice?

And the ice creams are all melting on the streets of bloody beer
While the beggars stain the pavements with flourescent christmas cheer
And the bentley-driving guru is putting up his price.
Anyone for tennis, wouldnt that be nice?

And the prophets in the boutiques give out messages of hope
With jingle bells and fairy tales and blind colliding scopes
And you can tell theyre all the same underneath the pretty lies.
Anyone for tennis, wouldnt that be nice?

The yellow buddhist monk is burning brightly at the zoo
You can bring a bowl of rice and then a glass of water too
And fate is setting up the chessboard while death rolls out the dice.
Anyone for tennis, wouldnt that be nice?

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platter Ex Member	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #8 - May 29^th, 2009 at 6:43pm Gazza wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 5:59pm: A new star is born - even though so far she can't play worth a shit.... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2452761/New-boobs-please.html obviously, she is the next anna kornacovia. good looking but, can't play worth a shit.
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glencar Ex Member	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #9 - May 29^th, 2009 at 9:34pm Gazza wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 5:59pm: A new star is born - even though so far she can't play worth a shit.... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2452761/New-boobs-please.html Holy Cow! Those are some knockers!
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Reply #10 - May 29^th, 2009 at 9:36pm

Sioux wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 6:34pm:

OH yeah. I loves me some tennis....

I hope Nadal can pull it off again. And Sharapova is looking pretty good after a 10 month injury layoff.....

I always root for Nadal! He was brilliant today. I am playing tomorrow morning although after alst night's match, I'm not sure why. We were up 5-1 in the 3rd set & blew it.

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lotsajizz Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,802 Rhode Island Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #11 - May 30^th, 2009 at 10:35pm Serena's drama queen act is tired.
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,937 San Mateo Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #12 - May 30^th, 2009 at 10:40pm lotsajizz wrote on May 30^th, 2009 at 10:35pm: Serena's drama queen act is tired. Yeah,but she was right. The ball hit the other chicks arm before it hit her racquet.
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lotsajizz Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,802 Rhode Island Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #13 - May 30^th, 2009 at 10:44pm sweetcharmedlife wrote on May 30^th, 2009 at 10:40pm: hit the other chicks arm "other"...sounds like you're making some presumptions about Serena....she's going the way of those East German swimmers.....
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,937 San Mateo Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #15 - May 31^st, 2009 at 1:31pm Down goes Nadal.
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platter Ex Member	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #16 - May 31^st, 2009 at 1:40pm must be the clay. how bad did he lose?
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Online HMERLS Posts: 6,537 joyzee Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #17 - May 31^st, 2009 at 1:43pm sweetcharmedlife wrote on May 31^st, 2009 at 1:31pm: Down goes Nadal. nadal lost on CLAY?
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Reply #18 - May 31^st, 2009 at 1:56pm

mojoman wrote on May 31^st, 2009 at 1:43pm:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on May 31^st, 2009 at 1:31pm:

Down goes Nadal. Boring post

nadal lost on CLAY?

Ouch!

PARIS -- Rafael Nadal's unbeaten run at the French Open is over.

The four-time defending champion lost to Robin Soderling of Sweden 6-2, 6-7 (2), 6-4, 7-6 (2) in the fourth round Sunday, ending his record 31-match winning streak at Roland Garros.

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platter Ex Member	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #19 - May 31^st, 2009 at 2:16pm i wonder what sioux is going to have to say about this?
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Factory Girl Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,200 US Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #20 - May 31^st, 2009 at 3:02pm No drooly boy comments about Anna Kournikova? I'm shocked....
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Online HMERLS Posts: 6,537 joyzee Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #21 - May 31^st, 2009 at 3:23pm Factory Girl wrote on May 31^st, 2009 at 3:02pm: No drooly boy comments about Anna Kournikova? I'm shocked.... more drool..........
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Reply #22 - May 31^st, 2009 at 4:37pm

rafa played like shite...and sodderlinderhoop played the match of his life!

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platter Ex Member	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #23 - May 31^st, 2009 at 5:13pm with all the vocalizing she does, sharapova deserves to win.
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Factory Girl Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,200 US Gender:	Re: TENNIS ANYONE? Reply #24 - May 31^st, 2009 at 6:22pm Quote: with all the vocalizing she does, sharapova deserves to win. tennis and porn are two different art forms.
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