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Paris Wants Babies With Marriage-Minded Doug, Babies Run for Cover
WonderWall, May 26, 2009

Related: Hot Gossip, Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt

Remember when Paris Hilton declared herself a changed woman after spending 23 days in jail? "I'm frankly sick of it," she said of her party-rooted lifestyle. "I've been going out for a long time now, and yeah, it's fun, but it's not going to be the mainstay of my life anymore."

Cut to two years later, and the socializing, headband-hooked starlet, 28, is partying harder than ever, as evidenced by her compulsive spit-shining of boyfriend Doug Reinhardt's tonsils at the Cannes Film Festival last week, nonstop saliva action that left more than a few people greener than Kermit after a spinach bender.

But could that big life change she once touted finally be on the horizon?

"We are going to be together and have babies," Paris is quoted as confidently predicting to the London Daily Mail.

And even though she's made similar happily-ever-after statements about former loves Paris Latsis and Benji Madden, this time around, she's got someone who
can match her gush for public gush.

"Paris is so special to me. She is the one. I knew it the moment I met her," rhapsodizes Doug, who recently talked about having "mini Parises" with his "angel princess" one day. "I am going to ask her to marry me but I can't say when. I don't want to ruin the surprise."

Paris, who's been dating Doug for about five months, has also apparently decided to document their enduring romance for the ages, which might explain why her personality-light beau was recently snapped videotaping her as she straddled him at a club.

"We film every part of our lives so that we can show our children what crazy lives Mommy and Daddy lead," Hilton reportedly said. "I'd love to get married and settle down. That's so cute."

Less cute for Paris are tabloid stories sparked by their PDA proclivities.

She's upset over a report in the London Daily Mirror that claims Elton John's hubby David Furnish kicked them off a yacht-set shindig at Cannes because they couldn't keep their paws off each other, a tale she brands as "such a lie that it's a joke.

A spy alleged to the tab that Paris had "her tongue down Doug's throat" from the moment they arrived at the bash and "everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being, but Paris didn't care who was looking."

She supposedly "dragged" Doug to a bathroom below deck "so they could have some private time," only to have their amorous antics shut down.

"David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behavior," relays the spy. "Everyone congratulated the captain."

Not so, Paris insists on her MySpace page, explaining that the boat belonged to her "good friend" and "first of all she would never ask me to leave and second of all I would never do that. It's so lame that people will just create these crazy stories. I can't believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I'm so sick of all these false rumors."

What she's not sick of is her jet-setting lifestyle. After wearing a hole in the red carpet at Cannes, she headed off to Turkey for the opening of what's being billed as Europe's most expensive resort.

Hilton hit the red carpet looking like a bridesmaid in
Barbie's dream wedding, for once without Reinhardt on her arm, although they soon surfaced in London, where they were spied -- shocker -- partying at a club.

Gazza wrote on May 27^th, 2009 at 12:17pm:

HA!

" I've seen more attractive heads on the end of a spear "

WHAT ?! .. !!!! :



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" you're just now questioning this ? "

WHAT ?! ... !! :




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Saint Sway wrote on May 27^th, 2009 at 1:06pm:

HA!

" say it ain't so Kin's................................................ "

there is a good chance that paris is more homely than cafe hostess jill.

Man has she had some serious enhancement done. She used to be flat as a board

" ... big boobs NEVER go out of style. "


  !!!!!!!

" Christ...not another Hilton thread. I even avoid their hotels not to see the damn word "

!!!!!

" Yes...... but do babies want Paris?  "


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Heart Of Stone wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 10:01am:

Quotes from the Genius herself:

"Last night, we were at the party for Elite Models, and there were no cabs on 42nd Street, so we walked. Every single person, even those 80 years old, were surrounding us and taking pictures. We stood there for literally an hour. It was really annoying."

"I hate the taste of alcohol, when I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull."

"I'm so smart now, everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

"I want to have kids in the next two or three years. I just haven't found the right person. I can't wait to have a little daughter and dress her up."

"I don't want to go out, I don't want to party...I'm thinking about changes I need to make to my life."

"I think the biggest misconception about me is that I'm this spoiled brat. But I'm not. I'm, like, the total opposite."

"People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us."

"All right, so I was out on Saturday. This girl looks at my boyfriend. She's like, 'Oh, are you a the real football player?' because he had a the real football shirt on. It pissed me off. I'm like, 'Get the hell away from him.' I pushed her and she fell on her ass on the floor. She sat there crying. She kept coming back like, 'I'm so sorry.' She kept trying to apologise. I'm like, 'Get away from me. Talk to the hand.'
She was so desperate."



"Fake boobs are disgusting. I would never do it. It's so gross. Girls who are insecure and not pretty get fake boobs because they want guys to look. When you have a beautiful face, you don't need it. They don't feel good. We're classy broads."

"I once won $6,000 in Vegas. I bought two ferrets, a mini tiger and a goat I named Billy. My room-mates let the tiger go because it kept pissing and crying."

My parents went through a phase where they told me they wanted me to appreciate money. They were like, 'You're taking the subway. Deal with it.'"

"We were dancing but I never kissed her. We're just friends. Besides, I was with my boyfriend the whole time."

"I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris."

"I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap."

"If you have a beautiful face you don't need big fake boobs to get anyone's attention."

"I don't get it. We're not dead. I don't know why they're doing this." - Paris Hilton when she heard that E! True Hollywood Story was going to be about her and her sister Nicky.

"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy. It doesn't matter what size you are, what color, whatever, what color hair you have, eyes, like if you have confidence, and you're a nice person and sweet, and you're funny, I think that's sexy."

"I'm like a real life Barbie, without boobs. I've never felt so flat in my life." - when meeting Pamela Anderson.

Heart Of Stone wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 10:01am:


yes, but that was several years ago...chances are dave is shooting blanks by now.

open-g wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 2:26pm:



Eno!!!

Exactly how many does she want?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxtgLzi-aK0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbshnvztGA&feature=PlayList&p=B32AC6CB2A1B0122&i...