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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #25 - May 1^st, 2009 at 9:20am It's fucking friday. Whoo fucking hoo
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #26 - May 1^st, 2009 at 12:08pm Edith Grove wrote on May 1^st, 2009 at 5:11am: Jesus loves you The rest of us think you're a fucking fuckwad LOL that was fucking brilliant!! NOTE: The use of the "fucking" above was spontaneous, not added by request
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #27 - May 1^st, 2009 at 3:00pm All you fuckers make my heart fucking melt. If you want a mellow tune to listen to try Frank Zappa,s broken hearts are for assholes, very good fucking ballad. I,m going to fucking happy hour now, fuck what the doctor says.
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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #28 - May 1^st, 2009 at 3:17pm This is fan-fucking-tastic. The Virginia Fucker is back. And it's Friday. All is right with the world.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #29 - May 1^st, 2009 at 4:32pm Well fuck me if it ain't fucking TomL, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.
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Re: Hey Fuckers
Reply #30 - May 1^st, 2009 at 4:35pm

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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #31 - May 4^th, 2009 at 8:39am Fuck me tender............................
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #32 - May 4^th, 2009 at 9:02am " Fuck me tender............................ "
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Re: Hey Fuckers
Reply #33 - May 4^th, 2009 at 9:27am

Kin's, please take up the slack for your brother for a few days. The almighty Pee Pee has been coming in various cards to me, the dream is still alive.

My second night in the hospital I thought Paris came to see me and was rubbing my Pee Pee. I only woke up to a nightmare and some old hag was touching my Pee Pee and carring on a conversation with me. What some nurses will do.

Kiss my undercover ass

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Reply #34 - May 4^th, 2009 at 9:38am

" Kin's, please take up the slack for your brother for a few days. The almighty Pee Pee has been coming in various cards to me, the dream is still alive. "

My Brother ...................

Of course I will keep the almighty pee pee alive ( it is such a powerful pee pee ) :

" .....the work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives, and the dream shall never die. "

http://www.historyplace.com/speeches/tedkennedy.htm

" My second night in the hospital I thought Paris came to see me and was rubbing my Pee Pee. I only woke up to a nightmare and some old hag was touching my Pee Pee and carring on a conversation with me. "

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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #35 - May 4^th, 2009 at 12:53pm Thanks Kin's. By the way, that is a true story, only I have this luck. This was me :howefun then it turned to then the morphine kicced in and
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #36 - May 4^th, 2009 at 1:04pm Sorry, I;ll keep with the thread. Nice fucking gams.........................
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #37 - May 4^th, 2009 at 1:12pm " By the way, that is a true story, only I have this luck. " That story made young Joey shudder ............................. TomL .... you need Paris' pee pee right NOW !!!!!!! : !!!!!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #38 - May 4^th, 2009 at 1:16pm " Nice fucking gams ..... " !!!!
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #39 - May 4^th, 2009 at 1:22pm
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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #40 - May 4^th, 2009 at 1:43pm OK, Tom, I would only do this for you.
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #41 - May 4^th, 2009 at 8:11pm
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #42 - May 8^th, 2009 at 8:09am Thanks SV.
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,775 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #43 - May 8^th, 2009 at 8:27am Hey bud! Hope all is well. Here's a little Paris titty to cheer ya up some!
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #44 - May 8^th, 2009 at 9:00am More than a mouthful is a waste.
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GotToRollMe Rocks Off Regular Offline 'soft and freaky' Posts: 1,918 Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #45 - May 8^th, 2009 at 9:05am Sez YOU, fucker!
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LadyJane Rocks Off Regular Offline Stones Purist Posts: 4,929 Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #46 - May 8^th, 2009 at 9:06am TomL wrote on May 8^th, 2009 at 9:00am: More than a mouthful is a waste. AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I take offense to that comment, Fucker. How the fuck are you??? xxooFF LJ.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #47 - May 8^th, 2009 at 9:15am < ----- I continue to wish that Paris would get implants . Me too Lil' Fella ( Lil' Fijikins ...oh, Little Fiji ...Lil' Fiji )
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #48 - May 11^th, 2009 at 9:24am Where's Voo? :howefun
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,775 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Hey Fuckers Reply #49 - May 13^th, 2009 at 12:32pm Fucking trial that was fucking scheduled for next fucking month, and which was set to fuck up my Memorial Day ac-fuckin-tivities, has been post-fucking-poned until Oc-fucking-tober. So fucking let the good fucking times fucking roll, you fuckers!
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