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StPeteStone Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 828 Madeira Beach, Florida Gender:	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #450 - Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 12:14pm F dem yanks.
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Jesus Christ Rocks Off Regular Offline Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Posts: 525 Heaven Gender:	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #451 - Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 12:25pm Howe can the Phils lose? JESUS is rooting for them!!!
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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,127	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #452 - Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 1:31pm Bucky It is time to change the poll, please!!
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Steel Wheels Rocks Off Regular Offline Much love and support to my dear friend Mary! Posts: 2,686 2,000 Light Years From Home Gender:	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #453 - Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 2:05pm I have tickets to game 4 of the World Series. I cannot wait to go.
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Re: Baseball 09 (nsc)
Reply #454 - Oct 25^th, 2009 at 11:14pm

Jesus Christ wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 12:25pm:

Howe can the Phils lose? JESUS is rooting for them!!!

jesus, i think i speak for most of america when i say...

and before STPstone beats me to it:

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StPeteStone Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 828 Madeira Beach, Florida Gender:	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #455 - Oct 26^th, 2009 at 11:29am Philly's favorite son approves!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54-9Jvq1Li4
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #456 - Oct 26^th, 2009 at 3:26pm stay classy philly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM5oYlURiQ good one Bucky!!!
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monkey_man Rocks Off Regular Offline Fac ut vivas. Posts: 509	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #457 - Oct 26^th, 2009 at 3:29pm I just hope the World Series is over before Thanksgiving. . .
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #458 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 3:28pm monkey_man wrote on Oct 26^th, 2009 at 3:29pm: I just hope the World Series is over before Thanksgiving. . . It's gonna be close. Espicially if they get any more rainouts.....What's that. Oh sure. GO YANKEES
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Re: Baseball 09 (nsc)
Reply #459 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 4:22pm

So what would you trade for a coupla World Series tickets?

Several hundred bucks? Your dog? Your first-born?

How about creative serial sex?

Step right up, Susan Finkelstein, 43, a rabid fan who really loves her Phillies.

Married with children, current Penn grad student in liberal arts and onetime assistant PR director at the University of Pennsylvania, she posted an ad on Craigslist.com: "DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)

"Diehard Phillies fan - gorgeous tall buxom blonde - in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable - I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

Bensalem police were scouring Craigslist looking for illegal activities, like pornography, drug deals and child molesters, when they saw the ad from "Desperate."

Posing as a ticketholder, an undercover cop called Finkelstein in Philadelphia and asked if they could meet in a Bensalem bar Monday night.

At the bar, Finkelstein was willing to engage in various sexual acts in return for a ticket, said Bensalem Public Safety Director Fred Harran.

Then, she asked if the ticketholder had two tickets, and he claimed he did and she was willing to up the sexcapades, according to Harran.

After all, she posted on Facebook that she was "very, very liberal."

"She was overcome with Phillies fever," said her attorney William J. Brennan.

Well, Finkelstein got herself a ticket, but not for the World Series.

She will be receiving a summons via mail at her home on St. Barnards Place near Springfield Avenue in Southwest Philadelphia to appear in Bensalem court on charges of soliciting prostitution and related misdemeanors. No court date is set.

No one answered Daily News calls to her home.

So how long did this sweettalking last?

"It was quick," said Harran. "About as long as it takes Chase Utley to throw somebody out at second base."

And what did the ticketholder look like?

"Probably a cute guy if I was a woman," replied Harran.

But when the cute cop clamped handcuffs on Finkelstein, Harran said, "I guess she realized she's not going to the World Series."

Her Facebook comment after the arrest: "Susan Finkelstein is wondering about the integrity of the police."

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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #460 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 4:34pm So how long did this sweettalking last? "It was quick," "About as long as it takes Chase Utley to throw somebody out at second base." In other words about a half an hour.
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Mel Belli Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,298	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #461 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 4:52pm I imagine the Yankees haven't forgotten this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DU-JiyyP_M&feature=related
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left shoe shuffle Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 4,141	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #462 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 5:29pm Oh yeah, the Daddys remember Number 45 alright. Besides the Zimmer incident, Pedro used to plunk their hitters regularly. He even threatened to drill Babe Ruth in the ass. Tomorrow promises to be a fun night in The Boogie Down. But first, CC and Cliff Lee in Game One...
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Re: Baseball 09 (nsc)
Reply #463 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 5:29pm

mojoman wrote on Oct 28^th, 2009 at 4:22pm:

So what would you trade for a coupla World Series tickets?

Several hundred bucks? Your dog? Your first-born?

How about creative serial sex?

Step right up, Susan Finkelstein, 43, a rabid fan who really loves her Phillies.

Married with children, current Penn grad student in liberal arts and onetime assistant PR director at the University of Pennsylvania, she posted an ad on Craigslist.com: "DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)

"Diehard Phillies fan - gorgeous tall buxom blonde - in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable - I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

Bensalem police were scouring Craigslist looking for illegal activities, like pornography, drug deals and child molesters, when they saw the ad from "Desperate."

Posing as a ticketholder, an undercover cop called Finkelstein in Philadelphia and asked if they could meet in a Bensalem bar Monday night.

At the bar, Finkelstein was willing to engage in various sexual acts in return for a ticket, said Bensalem Public Safety Director Fred Harran.

Then, she asked if the ticketholder had two tickets, and he claimed he did and she was willing to up the sexcapades, according to Harran.

After all, she posted on Facebook that she was "very, very liberal."

"She was overcome with Phillies fever," said her attorney William J. Brennan.

Well, Finkelstein got herself a ticket, but not for the World Series.

She will be receiving a summons via mail at her home on St. Barnards Place near Springfield Avenue in Southwest Philadelphia to appear in Bensalem court on charges of soliciting prostitution and related misdemeanors. No court date is set.

No one answered Daily News calls to her home.

So how long did this sweettalking last?

"It was quick," said Harran. "About as long as it takes Chase Utley to throw somebody out at second base."

And what did the ticketholder look like?

"Probably a cute guy if I was a woman," replied Harran.

But when the cute cop clamped handcuffs on Finkelstein, Harran said, "I guess she realized she's not going to the World Series."

Her Facebook comment after the arrest: "Susan Finkelstein is wondering about the integrity of the police."

I read she is being given free tix now by fellow Phillies fans!!! haha... AWESOME. Stay classy Philly has gone viral....

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Re: Baseball 09 (nsc)
Reply #464 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 9:40pm

somebody quick....gimme some of that lube that chase utley's got in his hair.

damn, people!

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left shoe shuffle Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 4,141	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #465 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 9:50pm That's your return post?
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Nellcote Rocks Off Regular Offline So, what's your point? Posts: 2,922 Funifuti	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #466 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 10:08pm Great job of over managing by Joe Giradi. I can't wait for Pedro, although I wish he was held over 'till Philly.
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #467 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 10:18pm Cliff Lee can't pitch every game right?
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Mel Belli Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,298	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #468 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 10:19pm Those situational pitching matchups are the most overrated tactic in baseball, in my opinion...
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Re: Baseball 09 (nsc)
Reply #469 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 10:36pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Oct 28^th, 2009 at 10:18pm:

Cliff Lee can't pitch every game right? Cry

if MLB had their way, the playoffs might last long enough to make that happen.

seriously....that was the best i have seen a pitcher pitch in years. amazing. loved the curve to posada to end it too....

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Re: Baseball 09 (nsc)
Reply #470 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 11:09pm

Nellcote wrote on Oct 28^th, 2009 at 10:08pm:

Great job of over managing by Joe Giradi.
I can't wait for Pedro, although I wish he was held
over 'till Philly.

Girardi managed like his team was already down 3 games.
Meanwhile ol' Charles Fuqua had a smile on his face all night.

Starting Pedro tomorrow is the right move, imo.
He's pitched in the eye of the hurricane many times.

Hamels had a very uneven year, and only won three games on the road.
Manuel knows he'll have the support of the home crowd, and is counting on him to come up big.

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Bingo Rocks Off Regular Offline Exiled from IORR Posts: 942 Gender:	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #471 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 11:23pm The yankees looked like they were hanging out with Andre Agassi and Keith the last couple of days.
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #472 - Oct 28^th, 2009 at 11:26pm A-who?
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Nellcote Rocks Off Regular Offline So, what's your point? Posts: 2,922 Funifuti	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #473 - Oct 29^th, 2009 at 5:41am A Fraud. Watching him whiff three times=priceless.
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Baseball 09 (nsc) Reply #474 - Oct 29^th, 2009 at 9:37am Bingo wrote on Oct 28^th, 2009 at 11:23pm: The yankees looked like they were hanging out with Andre Agassi and Keith the last couple of days. That's allright,the Yanks will take care of petey curl tonight.
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