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A Plea to Admin!
Mar 31^st, 2009 at 2:59pm

In all the years we've been a gang,
From B2B to Bigger Bang,
We've seen trolls come, we've seen some bans,
By unseen Irish/Mex'can hands.
Sometimes they burn out in a flash,
Or spam the board with ghey panache.
Oftimes they linger, posting dumb
For days or weeks or months to come.

Log on today to make a post,
You'll find a Maine unholy host
Of doggie names, and Roman porn,
And shit to wade through to the morn.
And posts I cannot comprehend.
Someone! Please! Just make it end!

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Ten Thousand Motels

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Re: A Plea to Admin!
Reply #1 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:02pm

Pretentious Poet wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 2:59pm:

In all the years we've been a gang,
From B2B to Bigger Bang,
We've seen trolls come, we've seen some bans,
By unseen Irish/Mex'can hands.
Sometimes they burn out in a flash,
Or spam the board with ghey panache.
Oftimes they linger, posting dumb
For days or weeks or months to come.

Log on today to make a post,
You'll find a Maine unholy host
Of doggie names, and Roman porn,
And shit to wade through to the morn.
And posts I cannot comprehend.
Someone! Please! Just make it end!

HARD RAIN

Thats the dogs name.

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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #2 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:04pm You are truley a prick Starbuck. I never did anything to you. But now you've finally made it personal.
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Pretentious Poet Rocks Off Regular Offline I wish I could post as mysteriously as a cat! Posts: 21	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #3 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:09pm Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:02pm: HARD RAIN Thats the dogs name. Oh goodie gee! You've named your pooch! Now go put down the fucking hooch And please take note - you're unawares That no one really fucking cares!
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Re: A Plea to Admin!
Reply #4 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:16pm

" In all the years we've been a gang,
From B2B to Bigger Bang,
We've seen trolls come, we've seen some bans,
By unseen Irish/Mex'can hands.
Sometimes they burn out in a flash,
Or spam the board with ghey panache.
Oftimes they linger, posting dumb
For days or weeks or months to come.

Log on today to make a post,
You'll find a Maine unholy host
Of doggie names, and Roman porn,
And shit to wade through to the morn.
And posts I cannot comprehend.
Someone! Please! Just make it end ! "

!!!

!!!!!!

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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #5 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:17pm There Discuss it here. http://rocksoff.org/messageboard/YaBB.pl?num=1238530107
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Joey I Have No Life! Offline Posts: 20,261 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #6 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:18pm " Oh goodie gee! You've named your pooch! Now go put down the fucking hooch And please take note - you're unawares That no one really fucking cares " !!!!!!
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Pretentious Poet

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Re: A Plea to Admin!
Reply #7 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:20pm

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:11pm:

Pretentious Poet wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:09pm:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:02pm:

HARD RAIN

Thats the dogs name.

Oh goodie gee! You've named your pooch!
Now go put down the fucking hooch
And please take note - you're unawares
That no one really fucking cares!

I care.

So fuck you.

You care. Well whoop ti do! I'm glad
But this board ain't your own thought pad
On which to scribe whatever lame
Or sordid thoughts run through your brain.
You've been asked a million times
To tone way down your posting crimes.
And yet you keep it up. What gives?
How long must we forget/forgive?

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Re: A Plea to Admin!
Reply #8 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:25pm

Pretentious Poet wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:20pm:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:11pm:

Pretentious Poet wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:09pm:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:02pm:

HARD RAIN

Thats the dogs name.

Oh goodie gee! You've named your pooch!
Now go put down the fucking hooch
And please take note - you're unawares
That no one really fucking cares!

I care.

So fuck you.

You care. Well whoop ti do! I'm glad
But this board ain't your own thought pad
On which to scribe whatever lame
Or sordid thoughts run through your brain.
You've been asked a million times
To tone way down your posting crimes.
And you keep it up. What gives?
How long must we forget/forgive?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F16BPH8PyH8&feature=related

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Pretentious Poet Rocks Off Regular Offline I wish I could post as mysteriously as a cat! Posts: 21	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #9 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:35pm Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:17pm: There Discuss it here. http://rocksoff.org/messageboard/YaBB.pl?num=1238530107 A good idea, but you won't follow through. No one will read that thread but you.
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #10 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:46pm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ced8o50G9kg
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sweetcharmedlife Agent Provocateur Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,932 San Mateo Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #11 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:47pm For what it's worth,the dog name thread wasn't any dumber than all the fake happy birthday threads we have to wade through every day...IMHFO
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #12 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 4:14pm This is sad Motels. You just got bitch slapped by The Pretentious Poet. You know you really have no game when you get in a post war with The Pretentious Poet and you come out as the lame one.
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #13 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 4:16pm Saint Sway wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 4:14pm: This is sad Motels. You just got bitch slapped by The Pretentious Poet. You know you really have no game when you get in a post war with The Pretentious Poet and you come out as the lame one. Don't you get it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRwKudE2Qdw
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Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 309 Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #14 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 4:25pm Saint Sway wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 4:14pm: This is sad Motels. You just got bitch slapped by The Pretentious Poet. You know you really have no game when you get in a post war with The Pretentious Poet and you come out as the lame one. Oh man, double bitch slap, you'lla gonna knock the flower power out of hippyman
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #15 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 6:26pm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auh9FeTgE5w
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Re: A Plea to Admin!
Reply #16 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 7:19pm

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 4:14pm:

This is sad Motels. You just got bitch slapped by The Pretentious Poet.

You know you really have no game when you get in a post war with The Pretentious Poet and you come out as the lame one.

I didn't get "bitch slapped by PP"..... at all.
He should pick his fights more carefully. Because I'm a sreet fighter. Even while you're killing me, I ll be clawing your eyes out.

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Holden Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,252 Tampa Bay Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #17 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 8:06pm Can't we all just get a bong?
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Re: A Plea to Admin!
Reply #18 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 8:10pm

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 7:19pm:

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 4:14pm:

This is sad Motels. You just got bitch slapped by The Pretentious Poet.

You know you really have no game when you get in a post war with The Pretentious Poet and you come out as the lame one.

I didn't get "bitch slapped by PP"..... at all.
He should pick his fights more carefully. Because I'm a sreet fighter. Even while you're killing me, I ll be clawing your eyes out.

we know that's not the truth. after all, just look at the books you read:

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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #19 - Mar 31^st, 2009 at 8:18pm True. OK...... I'm harmless........so I'll lap your eyes out.
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,727 Dakar Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #20 - Apr 1^st, 2009 at 9:18am Pretentious Poet wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 3:09pm: Oh goodie gee! You've named your pooch! Now go put down the fucking hooch I am in awe of this couplet.
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #21 - Apr 2^nd, 2009 at 8:47am On the one hand ...it's a stupid and false poem. On the other hand.....Perception is Reality.
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Re: A Plea to Admin!
Reply #22 - Apr 2^nd, 2009 at 9:08am

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2009 at 8:47am:

On the one hand ...it's a stupid and false poem.
On the other hand.....Perception is Reality.
Let's go get drunk

do you deny that a) you're spamming the board, and b) everyone is annoyed as hell with you?

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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: A Plea to Admin! Reply #23 - Apr 2^nd, 2009 at 9:09am I'd hate to see you banned in this economy.
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Re: A Plea to Admin!
Reply #24 - Apr 2^nd, 2009 at 9:11am

Starbuck wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2009 at 9:08am:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2009 at 8:47am:

On the one hand ...it's a stupid and false poem.
On the other hand.....Perception is Reality.
Let's go get drunk

do you deny that a) you're spamming the board, and b) everyone is annoyed as hell with you?

I'm not denying that everyone is annoyed.
But I am denying its spam.

By the way....I'm sorry I called you an asshole.

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