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Mar 6th, 2009 at 10:10am
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Maybe we can send some of our own resident loons from here to help out?

Britain's Clown Shortage: New Visa Rules Hit the Circus

         William Lee Adams / London – 2 hrs 21 mins ago Reuters – Alexandra, an acrobat, performs a sequence during a dress rehearsal to celebrate the 120th anniversary … Circus performers can twist themselves into pretzels and somersault through rings of fire, but even they are struggling to jump through new hoops set up by the U.K. immigration authorities. In November, the British Home Office introduced a points-based system to crack down on illegal immigration and create what its web site describes as "a significantly more straightforward and transparent structure." It's easy enough for foreign trapeze artists and acrobats to secure the requisite points for entry into Britain based on their unique skills. But ringmasters say that various problems with the new system - including faulty computer software and poorly trained embassy staff - are preventing international talent from reaching Britain's big tops.


"My season started in February," says Martin Lacey, owner of the Great British Circus, "and I've got comedy acrobats stranded in the Ukraine, and Mongolian horse riders who were refused their visas in Ulan Batur." The holes in his lineup have forced Lacey to draft last-minute substitutes. "Our Mexican clown is stuck in Mexico, so we've got a trapeze artist pretending to be a stooge just to get everybody out of trouble," he says. "It's a mess." (See pictures from the circus.)

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maybe we can send them some of the ass-clowns we have here
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Oh my.   Cheesy A clown thread!

Top 10 bad clown names:

Booz O
Boner the clown
Sponge Bob Stiff Pants
Molesta the clown
Twitchy
Bundy the clown
Strokes
Poke ya the clown
Osama Fun Laden
Touchy
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Reply #3 - Mar 6th, 2009 at 10:51am
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mojoman wrote on Mar 6th, 2009 at 10:17am:
maybe we can send them some of the ass-clowns we have here


But we can't do that.

All the plants would die.

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Reply #4 - Mar 6th, 2009 at 10:56am
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 6th, 2009 at 10:49am:
Oh my.   Cheesy A clown thread!

Top 10 bad clown names:

Booz O
Boner the clown
Sponge Bob Stiff Pants
Molesta the clown
Twitchy
Bundy the clown
Strokes
Poke ya the clown
Osama Fun Laden
Touchy

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LOS ANGELES -- Alan W. Livingston, the music executive who created Bozo the Clown and signed the Beatles during his tenure as president of Capitol Records, has died. He was 91.

Livingston died Friday of age-related causes in his Beverly Hills home, said his stepdaughter, Jennifer Lerner.

Livingston began his multifaceted career in show business as a writer and producer of children's read-along record albums for Capitol Records. He came up with the Bozo the Clown character for the 1946 album "Bozo at the Circus," which became a hit and spawned a cottage industry of merchandise and the television series featuring the wing-haired clown.

When he moved into executive positions at Capitol Records in the early 1950s, Livingston signed Frank Sinatra, then at a low point in his career, and introduced him to arranger Nelson Riddle. Together, the pair produced "I've Got the World on a String" and "Young At Heart," which led to Sinatra's comeback.

Livingston left the record label in the late 1950s to work in television, where he produced the western series "Bonanza." He returned to Capitol Records as president in the 1960s, when he signed the Beach Boys and Steve Miller and the Band.

When Livingston heard the Beatles song "I Want to Hold Your Hand," he agreed to release the single and brought the Fab Four to the United States in 1964 to promote it. Capitol, which was partly owned by the Beatles' record company EMI in the United Kingdom, earlier had rejected the group's initial hit singles as unsuitable for the American market.

"He had great taste and judgment, as far as musical talent, and as an executive, he was always very mentoring, very supportive," said Neil Portnow, the president and CEO of the National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences, who worked with Livingston in the 1970s.

In addition to Lerner, Livingston is survived by his wife Nancy Olson, one son, one daughter, and another stepdaughter.

His late brother Jay Livingston, who died in 2001, was a composer who teamed with songwriter Ray Evans to produce such standards as "Mona Lisa," "Silver Bells" and "Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)" and the theme music for "Bonanza."

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Reply #8 - Mar 15th, 2009 at 1:48pm
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two cannibals were having a clown for dinner. one of them turns to the other one, scratches his head, and says, "does this taste funny to you?"

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Somewhere in Nebraska  ...... a clown cries  !!!!! :


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Reply #11 - Mar 16th, 2009 at 6:01pm
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