HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party. She got a terrible headache
and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband
protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go
to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for
about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go
the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband on the
dance floor, dancing with every hot chick he could, copping a little feel
here and a little kiss there. His wife slipped up to him and being a rather
seductive babe herself, he left his current partner and
devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far
as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
they went to one of the bedrooms and had 'a bigger bang'. Just before unmasking,
she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed,
wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was waiting up when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time
he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there."
- "Did you dance much?"
- "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met some of the guys,
so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my
costume to!!
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