mojoman wrote on Mar 24^th, 2010 at 1:55pm:

I like to eat a piroshki once in a while....Does that make me a communist?

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 24^th, 2010 at 2:07pm:




only if my tax dollars are paying for it

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25

to life would be appropriate. - Leno America needs Obama-care like

Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Leno



 



Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

-O'Brien



 


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser. -Leno



 



Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to

society. The other is for housing prisoners. -Letterman



 



Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean

and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America! - Fallon



 



Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers. - Kimmel



 



Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -Letterman

Those crappy jokes are all over the Wrong-Winger blogosphere. Not made by Leno, Letterman, ect. Pathetic liars.

2000monkey wrote on Mar 24^th, 2010 at 2:54pm:



conservative go against change, i get that, even if it goes against human nature to evolve...  and i've seen enough lies about what is or isn't communism and talk about death panels and lies about costs... if people are even lying about who is maing jokes.. why do they have to lie, if they think they are right???

GOP new slogan, repeal and replace... haha. I love the catchy one liners, too bad that's all they got... they prey on the americans who are too lazy to be bothered. No wonder these folks love Palin...
Replace with what? denail of coverage, insurance boards determinnig if you get treated, throwing people off plans....?

Obama came through on a promise, and a weak watered down version, but still in the right direction... bring on ther public option...
Let's decalre a war on sick people, and get them treatment.

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 24^th, 2010 at 3:46pm:


how many republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

they'd rather sit in the dark and wait til jesus brings the light!!!!

just though of that.... don't get all sad you friggin religous uptighties... it's not like some of us aren't called comimes or worse daily, so don't hide behind jesus to create faux disdain...

Pdog wrote on Mar 24^th, 2010 at 3:51pm:

Heal the sick??! Not Republican Jesus!
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fuman wrote on Mar 24^th, 2010 at 4:32pm:



i appreciate the honesty...  in order to hit a homer, you got be willing to strike out alot... i've recently taken to filling a notebook full of jokes, and maybe one or two in the hundreds is worth telling... then i gotta work on a routine.... then get the balls to hit an open mic... i do alot of my pitching here, RO is a very good audience... Facebook too.

2000monkey wrote on Mar 24^th, 2010 at 4:32pm:




I've heard that some group is rewriting the gospels, to take the liberal slanted agenda out.

I fear that not many will even notice . . .

When Americans threaten to use firearms to enforce their political views, the violent threats carried by that language undermines the system of public debate on which our system depends. Healthy political debate can sustain a great deal of anger and passion, but it cannot sustain repeated threats of violence and calls for violent assault as a form of political engagement. It is time to for right-wing political violence to stop before passions turn to bloodshed.

Pdog wrote on Mar 24^th, 2010 at 3:51pm:




Thats a good zinger pdog