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Question: What item is most likely found in the top drawer of Riffy's dresser?

naked pictures of Reagan    
  5 (20.0%)
Barry O voodoo doll    
  3 (12.0%)
Hoffa's body    
  2 (8.0%)
DVDs of "saved by the bell", season 3    
  1 (4.0%)
JC's boss's phone number    
  2 (8.0%)
bucket of chicken    
  5 (20.0%)
three sticks of "secret" deoderant, labels facing out    
  3 (12.0%)
"Eagles Greatest Hits" CD    
  4 (16.0%)




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Reply #8625 - Feb 4th, 2010 at 8:11am
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I think this thread has been invaded by that old Chinese philosopher...Whoflungpoo
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And the winner is…The New Orleans Saints!

President Barack Obama revealed his pick last night in an exclusive interview with ABC’s Diane Sawyer

“You know, I think both teams are terrific,” Obama told Sawyer. “I guess I am rooting a little bit for the Saints as the underdog, partly just because when I think about what’s happened in New Orleans over the last several years and how much that team means to them. You know, I’m pretty sympathetic.”
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Reply #8627 - Feb 4th, 2010 at 11:02am
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Brainbell Jangler wrote on Feb 3rd, 2010 at 11:52pm:
Blank Frigging Staresweetcharmedlife wrote on Feb 3rd, 2010 at 9:14pm:
Gettin Fugly in here. Maybe it's time for this thread to go  So long sucker So long sucker

This thread is Too Big to Fail.

This thread has been bailed out more times than AIG Angry
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Reply #8628 - Feb 4th, 2010 at 12:49pm
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Some Guy wrote on Feb 3rd, 2010 at 8:06pm:
I love you guys

i feel we've made a lot of progress here today.
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Reply #8629 - Feb 4th, 2010 at 3:06pm
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progress is a dirty word around here, you might as well say fuck you, you idiot moron...
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Reply #8630 - Feb 4th, 2010 at 3:14pm
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mick jagger would be proud of mark sanford... anyone hear he refused to remain faithful, even when doing his wedding vows... haha... he just went up up high in my you got balls ranking. I still think he deserves to be charged for neglecting his public service duties, but I slap on the wrist type thing... but telling his wife, I will be fucking other women, that is awesome!!!
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fuman wrote on Feb 2nd, 2010 at 9:19pm:
The "telling" story of Obama's Q&A with the House Repubs, was faux nuze's decision to cut it off after 20 minutes.

Jon Stewart said about the faux decision, "it doesn't conform to the narrative they present".


Ailes was confronted by Arianna Huffington on Sunday, and Ailes response was
"because we're the most fair and balanced news network", or something like that.

So, he didn't have an answer, and pulled something out of his ass.

Very telling.


Yes, isn't it?  Everyone agrees that this was something that really has never happened before in American politics - which by itself would make it newsworthy.  There's really no feasible explanation  why the world's most Fair and Balanced News Network would not cover it. I mean, you'd think they'd follow their own slogan - "We Report - You Decide".  They had Obama right where they wanted him - in the lion's den without a teleprompter!

However, I bet you dollars to donuts they cover every moment of this event -

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Planners of the National Tea Party Convention, billed as a coming together for the conservative grassroots groups who sprang up in anti-stimulus protests last year, announced late Sunday that they would broadcast main parts of the convention, including the keynote by former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Saturday night.

The organizers suggested that they saw the broadcast as a solution to some of the criticism leveled at the convention over the last several weeks, as sponsors and participants have pulled out and grassroots tea party activists have complained that the ticket price — $549 — is too expensive for members of a movement that holds fiscal conservatism as a core value.

Activists had also raised an eyebrow at Ms. Palin’s speaking fee, which reports have put at $100,000. Some former volunteers for Tea Party Nation, the for-profit social networking site behind the convention, have said that they resigned in protest over the ticket prices, and accused the organization of trying to profit off the movement.

And Tea Party Nation was criticized for limiting access to only those news organizations that it believes have given it “fair” coverage, a small group reported to be Fox News, the Wall Street Journal, BreitbartTV, World Net Daily and a few others, although organizers had said they were working to open up the convention to more media.


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Reply #8632 - Feb 4th, 2010 at 3:23pm
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This shit is getting nasty....too bad it seems to be based on a romantic weekend gone wrong.


Yes. Not only that, but I heard somebody's bread got broken.

Not by me! I'm the Loaves and Fishes guy!
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what's the over/under on jesus actually being fleabit?
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Reply #8634 - Feb 4th, 2010 at 3:31pm
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what's the over/under on jesus actually being fleabit?



not good, b/c it's SS...
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How appropriate Sara Palin is the guest(paid) speaker at the Teabag convention. Perverted Mick
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Jesus Christ wrote on Feb 4th, 2010 at 3:18pm:
fuman wrote on Feb 2nd, 2010 at 9:19pm:
The "telling" story of Obama's Q&A with the House Repubs, was faux nuze's decision to cut it off after 20 minutes.

Jon Stewart said about the faux decision, "it doesn't conform to the narrative they present".


Ailes was confronted by Arianna Huffington on Sunday, and Ailes response was
"because we're the most fair and balanced news network", or something like that.

So, he didn't have an answer, and pulled something out of his ass.

Very telling.


Yes, isn't it?  Everyone agrees that this was something that really has never happened before in American politics - which by itself would make it newsworthy.  There's really no feasible explanation  why the world's most Fair and Balanced News Network would not cover it. I mean, you'd think they'd follow their own slogan - "We Report - You Decide".  They had Obama right where they wanted him - in the lion's den without a teleprompter!

However, I bet you dollars to donuts they cover every moment of this event -

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Planners of the National Tea Party Convention, billed as a coming together for the conservative grassroots groups who sprang up in anti-stimulus protests last year, announced late Sunday that they would broadcast main parts of the convention, including the keynote by former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Saturday night.

The organizers suggested that they saw the broadcast as a solution to some of the criticism leveled at the convention over the last several weeks, as sponsors and participants have pulled out and grassroots tea party activists have complained that the ticket price — $549 — is too expensive for members of a movement that holds fiscal conservatism as a core value.

Activists had also raised an eyebrow at Ms. Palin’s speaking fee, which reports have put at $100,000. Some former volunteers for Tea Party Nation, the for-profit social networking site behind the convention, have said that they resigned in protest over the ticket prices, and accused the organization of trying to profit off the movement.

And Tea Party Nation was criticized for limiting access to only those news organizations that it believes have given it “fair” coverage, a small group reported to be Fox News, the Wall Street Journal, BreitbartTV, World Net Daily and a few others, although organizers had said they were working to open up the convention to more media.




oh yeah, they'll cover it... shit, Glenn Beck created it, and they produced it and televised it... they even put it into re-runs, by using footage from the summer event, to make crowds look larger in a later event... the scarey thing is, we live in a world with a fake news show, Jon Stewart, doing more news reporting in 30 minures, that the big three 24 hour news channels... he's called out Fox so much, they have actually had to report on him calling them out, to try ot clean it up... you can't make up this crap... what's even more awesome is, I bet the fox loving conservatives, think he's biased, and have no idea what he is saying about Obama and the Dems or the other two 24 hours news outlets...
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How appropriate Sara Palin is the guest(paid) speaker at the Teabag convention. Perverted Mick


I love hearing from her and McCain, the recent losers!!! McCain was awesome saying this isn't the time to repeal the idiotic don't ask don't tell policy and finally be normal... just a few years ago, he said, he would listen to and take the advice of the leaders of the miltary if they wanted to change it... Nows not a good time... that's a familiar Republican excuse for denying people rights or equal access... I'm just wondering, when would be the right time, to let a person serve this country? I also really, really dig Sarah Silvermans idea that anyone who opposes this ass backwards anti-gay policy, especially regarding marriage, to not get married in protest... she equates to not joinig a country club that used to ban blacks and jews... not very effective, but I still dig it... Remember in WWII, they wouldn't let blacks fight with white people, for the same exact reasons????
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she equates to not joining a country club that used to ban blacks and jews... not very effective, but I still dig it...



Groucho Marx's daughter was denied membership in a country club back in the 50s for those same stupid racist reasons...Groucho said "she's only half-Jewish...can she just go in up to her waist?"


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Reply #8639 - Feb 4th, 2010 at 4:25pm
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Jesus Christ wrote on Feb 4th, 2010 at 4:03pm:
Pdog wrote on Feb 4th, 2010 at 3:48pm:
she equates to not joining a country club that used to ban blacks and jews... not very effective, but I still dig it...



Groucho Marx's daughter was denied membership in a country club back in the 50s for those same stupid racist reasons...Groucho said "she's only half-Jewish...can she just go in up to her waist?"


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Like Obama, I am a Marxist!  A Harpo Marxist.





you bring up the most important point... even when certain walls have been torn down, the ideas and beliefs the people who liked them, took much longer to dissolve... It amazes me, that those who oppose gay rights, don't see how it's the same as racism or sexism that we've had to legislate to make these changes in thought that have followed...
I think a good example... I have a blackberry, people always ask, can I get it in a different color, but no one asks if they can get it in a different type of fruit... it's all about color... I've just started telling people it's my NegroPlantae... that's a NiggerApple on the street...
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Chuck D vs. Jon BonJovi ?
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girls are tough as shit... dudes would not be able to do that.
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As for me having my priorities askew. Well, you're wrong. Simple as that. My priorities with regards to the war on terror is simple. Kill them. Kill them by the bucket load.


...

I see.  And the hundreds of thousands of non-terrorists
we killed (and kill) collaterally along the way...not your
problem, I assume.

Let's see...you're a Christian, you've said so many times...
in fact America is a Christian nation, according to you....what
do the basic tenets of your chosen faith say?

You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.'
But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that
you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the
evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. If you
love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax
collectors doing that? And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing
more than others? Do not even pagans do that?


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Don't grant them shit for US Constitutional rights.



So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for
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And if need be, water board the fuck out of them until they give up info. As was the case for three radical Islamic fucks that Obama has now bestowed constitutional rights on.


You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul
and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment. And a second
is like it: You shall love your neighbor as yourself. On these two commandments
depend all the Law and the Prophets.

(Matthew 22.37-40 )


Riffhard wrote on Feb 3rd, 2010 at 3:36pm:
 
I'm kind of like Patton in that regard.


You shall have no other gods before Me.
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I always admit it when I'm wrong. Always!


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So...I guess you'll surely admit you're wrong
here, at least as far as God and His only
begotten Son Jesus are concerned.







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Starbuck wrote on Feb 4th, 2010 at 3:24pm:
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not good, b/c it's SS...

you sure? jesus hasn't yet mentioned carburateurs, sweet rides, banging twenty year olds or gigs down at mrs mcgillicuddy's church. i highly doubt SS would be able to last this long.
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Pdog wrote on Feb 4th, 2010 at 3:31pm:
Starbuck wrote on Feb 4th, 2010 at 3:24pm:
what's the over/under on jesus actually being fleabit?



not good, b/c it's SS...

you sure? jesus hasn't yet mentioned carburateurs, sweet rides, banging twenty year olds or gigs down at mrs mcgillicuddy's church. i highly doubt SS would be able to last this long.  



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bong hits for jesus!!!

Jesus is just allright with me. Ouch!
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Jesus, I've always been impressed with the way you materialized cooked bread and fully dead, fully cooked, ready to munch fish out of air molecules.
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