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Reply #8375 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:13pm
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"With all due respect, it's not the Kennedy's seat, not the Democratic Party seat, It's the People's Seat"-Scott Brown, running for US Senate in Massachusetts.
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Reply #8376 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:28pm
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sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:08pm:
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Rush Limbaugh is not backing down from his claim that President Barack Obama is trying to score political points off the earthquake in Haiti.

Challenged by a caller during his show Thursday, Limbaugh said: “If I said it, I meant to say it, and I do believe that everything is political to this president.”

“Everything this president sees is a political opportunity, including Haiti, and he will use it to burnish his credentials with minorities in this country and around the world, and to accuse Republicans of having no compassion,” Limbaugh said in comments flagged by the liberal blog Think Progress.

Limbaugh has come under fire from both the right and the left for saying that the earthquake played directly into Obama’s hands, allowing him to look “compassionate.” The host claimed the White House’s response would bolster Obama’s standing in the “light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country.”

He also appeared to discourage help for the island nation, saying, “We've already donated to Haiti. It’s called the U.S. income tax.”

Critics have characterized Limbaugh’s comments as insensitive and tone-deaf at a time when heartbreaking images of the devastation dominate news coverage.

Confronted with some of that criticism, Limbaugh slammed a caller as “close-minded.”

“What I’m illustrating here is that you’re a blockhead,” Limbaugh shot back. “What I’m illustrating here is that you’re a close-minded bigot who is ill-informed.”

“If you had listened to this program for a modicum of time, you would know it,” he said. “But instead, you’re a blockhead. Your mind is totally closed. You have tampons in your ears. Nothing is getting through other than the biased crap that you read.”



if you connect the dots, you would see, that Obama is the devil, that made this happen...
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Reply #8377 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:29pm
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Nellcote wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:13pm:
"With all due respect, it's not the Kennedy's seat, not the Democratic Party seat, It's the People's Seat"-Scott Brown, running for US Senate in Massachusetts.



haha... I just heard Steve Martin say,  "Well, Excuse ME!"
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Reply #8378 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:33pm
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happy MLK day... especially to all the racist fucks like limbaugh and robertson...

"We will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends"
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Reply #8379 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:46pm
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Call Pat Robertson's "700 Club" @ 1 (800) 759-0700 to give your opinion of his comments about Haiti. It costs them about $1 to pick up each 800 call. Cut & paste everywhere, a million calls costs them a million dollars.
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Reply #8380 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:51pm
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Pdog wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:29pm:
Nellcote wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:13pm:
"With all due respect, it's not the Kennedy's seat, not the Democratic Party seat, It's the People's Seat"-Scott Brown, running for US Senate in Massachusetts.



haha... I just heard Steve Martin say,  "Well, Excuse ME!"




He was a poor black sharecropper's son who never dreamed he was adopted.............
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Reply #8381 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:54pm
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mojoman wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:51pm:
Pdog wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:29pm:
Nellcote wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:13pm:
"With all due respect, it's not the Kennedy's seat, not the Democratic Party seat, It's the People's Seat"-Scott Brown, running for US Senate in Massachusetts.



haha... I just heard Steve Martin say,  "Well, Excuse ME!"




He was a poor black sharecropper's son who never dreamed he was adopted.............



He's going to stay that color, forever!
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Reply #8382 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 5:05pm
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It didn't take long for one of Gore's disciples to blame Global Warming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gixWSojcUkE

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Reply #8383 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 5:20pm
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Jumping Jack wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 5:05pm:
It didn't take long for one of Gore's disciples to blame Global Warming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gixWSojcUkE




I didn't hear it that way, that the earthquake was caused by global warming.

What I heard was disaster can happen to anyone/anywhere, be it global warming, earthquakes, etc . . .


Lots of pitiful comments on that youtube thread. Global warming is real. It's not even disputed anymore.
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Reply #8384 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 5:33pm
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fuman wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 5:20pm:
Jumping Jack wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 5:05pm:
It didn't take long for one of Gore's disciples to blame Global Warming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gixWSojcUkE




I didn't hear it that way, that the earthquake was caused by global warming.

What I heard was disaster can happen to anyone/anywhere, be it global warming, earthquakes, etc . . .


Lots of pitiful comments on that youtube thread. Global warming is real. It's not even disputed anymore.


it's so obvious it's not even debatable what glover was saying...
It is true, if you beleive in nothing, you will fall or anything.
We're talking about people who think like robertson... have you noticed, none of the fucktatds here have even distanced themselves from this guys comments... instead they just go on with more ignorance...
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Reply #8385 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 5:46pm
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You want to hear a really stupid disciple quote JJ...? Try this one on... Guess who said this dumbshit... this is a real quote, and it can't be taken out of context... Til the day I die, I'm sworn to fight and oppose these ignorant fucks and everyone who thinks like this...

"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."


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Reply #8386 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 8:52pm
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Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action.
But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished.
Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"?
If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll.
You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.
Best, Satan
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Reply #8387 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 9:12pm
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Pat Robertson 'A Public Relations Nightmare,' Says God

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) -

In the wake of his comments about the earthquake in Haiti, televangelist Pat Robertson has become a "public relations nightmare" and a "gynormous embarrassment to me, personally," God said today.

In a rare press conference at the Grand Hyatt in New York City, the usually reclusive Almighty said that He was taking the unusual step of airing His feelings in public because "enough is enough."

"I pray that his TV show would just go away, but of course, when you're me there's no one to pray to," God said, to the laughter of the packed room of reporters.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=7090
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Reply #8388 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 10:31pm
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Starbuck wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 12:16pm:
Jesus Christ wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 8:54am:
I think you mean "techtonic plates", which ARE completely under the control
of the Prince of Darkness.


um...jesus?

"techtonic" plates...correct me if i'm wrong....are what bill gates and steve jobs eat their potato salad off of. "tectonic' plates are the ones that cause the earthquakes.

if you're going to slam someone because of grammar/incorrect spelling, professor, you should probably spell it up right yourself. he who lives in glass houses and all that...

below: jesus (left) and bill gates discuss the finer points of plate techtonics
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below: jesus (left) gives a class on plate trektonics
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below: jesus (left) takes a few snapshots at Vaclav Havel's press conference on plate czechtonics
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below: mike meyers has an audience with jesus concerning plate shrektonics
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brother,  jesus is the light and the way. you must let his love open the door to your heart and shine all around you
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Reply #8389 - Jan 16th, 2010 at 1:25pm
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"have you noticed, none of the fucktatds here have even distanced themselves from this guys comments..."

Did you mean "fucktard"? I thought you libs were above name calling... I guess not.  I don't feel the need to hop on this message board every time an idiot like Pat Robertson, or Harry Reid for that matter says something stupid. Besides, some of us have lives beyond this message board, like jobs. You need to go put on a Liza Minelli record or something and chill out.
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Reply #8390 - Jan 16th, 2010 at 3:09pm
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"have you noticed, none of the fucktatds here have even distanced themselves from this guys comments..."

Did you mean "fucktard"? I thought you libs were above name calling... I guess not.  I don't feel the need to hop on this message board every time an idiot like Pat Robertson, or Harry Reid for that matter says something stupid. Besides, some of us have lives beyond this message board, like jobs. You need to go put on a Liza Minelli record or something and chill out.




a newbie like you does not get the reference
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Reply #8391 - Jan 16th, 2010 at 3:41pm
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keiths liver wrote on Jan 16th, 2010 at 1:25pm:
Posted by: Pdog
"have you noticed, none of the fucktatds here have even distanced themselves from this guys comments..."

Did you mean "fucktard"? I thought you libs were above name calling... I guess not.  I don't feel the need to hop on this message board every time an idiot like Pat Robertson, or Harry Reid for that matter says something stupid. Besides, some of us have lives beyond this message board, like jobs. You need to go put on a Liza Minelli record or something and chill out.



I'm not lib... and I've been called more genaralized and direct names without sinking to the level... when it comes to Robertson and JJ's response, I have no problem using the combined word of fuck and retard...
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The day the Klan messed with the wrong people
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/1/17/826081/-The-day-the-Klan-messed-with...

This one has a happy ending . . .

I wonder which party these KKK guys and gals belong to.
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The day the Klan messed with the wrong people
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/1/17/826081/-The-day-the-Klan-messed-with...

This one has a happy ending . . .

I wonder which party these KKK guys and gals belong to.



it's always good when bullies get beatdowns.
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Reply #8394 - Jan 17th, 2010 at 8:30pm
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fuman wrote on Jan 17th, 2010 at 3:48pm:
The day the Klan messed with the wrong people
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/1/17/826081/-The-day-the-Klan-messed-with...

This one has a happy ending . . .

I wonder which party these KKK guys and gals belong to.



You are such a brainwashed drone that it is almost too easy to pick apart your immature lame assed talking point arguments! Let me ask you a question you simpleton fuck. Which party has a ranking member in the House that is a former KKK member? Not just a former member of the KKK mind you, but rather a former Grand Kleagle of the repugnant KKK? Which majority leader in the Senate was just recently quoted as stating that Barack Obama was a good candidate because he was a "light skinned African American, with no negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one."? You liberals love to lay claim to some misinformed and misguided ideal that you are the party for the poor, the downtrodden, the minority. It's crap! Democrats are the party of race hustlers like Sharpton, Jackson, and the ACLU. They are the party that is in bed comfortably with the union bosses and the trial lawyers! Martha Coakley, the hapless liberal far left Democrat in Massachusetts, held a fund raiser in DC not two days ago attended by the very same big pharma and insurance bosses she claims to fight against!  Give us all a break and STFU!

Democrats like Obummer, Reid, and Pelosi just cut a deal to grant a 40% tax break to members of their own constituents! They just told 90% of the population, "Go fuck yourselves! You should have been a member of the union!" The very same unions that contributed over 26 million dollars to the Obama 2008 presidential candidacy! The socialist/Marxist facade is wearing off, pal. People are beginning to see what some of us knew all along. Namely, the fact that your ideological uber hero is nothing more than wealth redistributing Orwellian socialist bastard with more concern over ideological/party power than the betterment of society. I hope you drones enjoyed your "historic" election, but the electorate has had enough of president Hopey McChange! We're not socialist Europe, and we never will be! Thank God! God, I said! The people do not work for The State! It's the other way 'round! That you are stupid enough to want the governement to lord over the people is disgusting! And, I'll say it,.....it's unAmerican!


Facts fucknut! Nothing but facts!




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Reply #8395 - Jan 17th, 2010 at 8:45pm
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Reid's comments were harsh but true. Hard for me to figure why you would be offended by them.

Anyway, it is partly because of Reid, that Obama decided to run, and we're all fortunate that he did.
You just don't realize it.


Unions? Oh yeah, the people that brought us the weekend. But you don't have to take the time off if you don't want to.
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what a return post!

riffsmote...what's the over under on the vikings/saints?
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"Unions? Oh yeah, the people that brought us the weekend. But you don't have to take the time off if you don't want to. "

Unions, oh yeah, the people who drove jobs out of the country due to their greed and  incompetence......how are those car companies doing? Airlines anyone?
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in MA, coakley (D) is behind brown (R) in the race for ted kennedy's senate seat. if he pulls it out, just imagine howe much rueing riffy will do!
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Released today:  In a poll of three different communities 25 miles outside of Bahston,  Brown is ahead
by double digits.  Same pollster who last week had Brown ahead by four points.  Still, this is Massachusetts, where a lead is not a lead.  It's likely that the usual vote scammers Acorns et all set up shop over the weekend here preparing to scam the vote however possible.  Yet, somehow it does seem that there is an air of change present where there has not been in a long time.  In my own unscientific sample, since Friday, driving around seven different towns where I live, I've counted 52 Brown signs to not one for Coakley....

Who's the bigger choker, Martha Coakley for blowing a 30 point lead or Norv Turner, coach of the SD "Super" Chargers, for multi chokes in the playoffs?
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