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Question: What item is most likely found in the top drawer of Riffy's dresser?

naked pictures of Reagan    
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Hoffa's body    
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JC's boss's phone number    
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bucket of chicken    
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"Eagles Greatest Hits" CD    
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Reply #8350 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 10:57pm
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"Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it," Robertson said. "They were under the heel of the French ... and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, 'We will serve you if you'll get us free from the French.'"  

"True story," he continued. "And the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another."  

So the devil has the power to manipulate teutonic plates and make the awesome forces of nature work in his favor so he can torment and kill thousands of people--decades after a magical bargain was struck? Hmm....Really? What's in it for him? He gets to rub his hands together and laugh at his own fiendishness?

Amazing how these superstitious weirdos and like Robertson and Jerry Falwell (Rot in Peace) get so much play in our country. Embarrassing!!
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Reply #8351 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:19am
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Speaking of the Lord of the Underworld, this religious leader is far more dangerous than Robertson.

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Reply #8352 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 8:04am
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What leap of ignorance JJ... you literally are just making up that al gore is using God and/or spirituality in some way, which is completely false... He doesn't even ask anyone to make a leap of faith, he presents facts as evidence as he understands them to be true, along with ten of thousands of scientist and educated people... how is that even remotely close to someone who says an earthquake that just killed between 50k and 100k people is Gods revenge on them... really dude? Is your humanity and caring about the suffering that detached from reality, that you are basically defending Pat Robertson by creating an Al gore scapegoat and changing the direction of conversation... it's times like this when peoples real selfs show. I see what yours is. When people don't want to help others at times like, I don't judge. They don't have to, but when they say the shit Limbaugh and robertson have or go to a place like you just did, in your own way, you help cause more harm. If you really beleive in something, have a god in your life, than your actions wouldn't be like this in a time of great suffering. And that is where I judge others, b/c I discern the truth and see what kind of person you really are... and all the bullshit politics you talk is really based on fear and hate... Limbaugh and robertson speak to and for large amounts of Republicans and religous folks and conservatives... it is truly disgusting to me, and that those same folks do not distance themselves from it, speaks volumes to me of what is really in your hearts. I hope you never suffer as these people are, and if you were too, I know I've already helped b/c I reguarly donate to those who show up and will save your sorry ass!!! and if that day comes, hopefully you will see the light and mistake of your hate.
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Reply #8353 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 8:54am
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2000monkey wrote on Jan 14th, 2010 at 10:57pm:

So the devil has the power to manipulate teutonic plates ?


Dear Brother Monkey,

At the risk of annoying Mr. Starbuck, I'd like to
point out that "teutonic plates" would be the
dentures worn by medieval Germanic knights.
As far as I know, Satan has very little control
over those.

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teutonic plates






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I think you mean "techtonic plates", (SIC) which ARE completely under the control
of the Prince of Darkness.

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Reply #8354 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 11:54am
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I wonder how the tea party feels about this? They probably don't even know . . .
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/14/AR2010011403909....

The day the Bush administration took over from President Bill Clinton in 2001,
America enjoyed a $236 billion budget surplus -- with a projected 10-year surplus
of $5.6 trillion. When the Bush administration left office, it handed President Obama
a $1.3 trillion deficit -- and projected shortfalls of $8 trillion for the next decade.

During eight years in office, the Bush administration passed two major tax cuts
skewed to the wealthiest Americans, enacted a costly Medicare prescription-drug
benefit and waged two wars, without paying for any of it.

To put the breathtaking scope of this irresponsibility in perspective, the Bush
administration's swing from surpluses to deficits added more debt in its eight years
than all the previous administrations in the history of our republic combined.

And its spending spree is the unwelcome gift that keeps on giving:
Going forward, these unpaid-for policies will continue to add trillions to our deficit.

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Reply #8355 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 12:16pm
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Jesus Christ wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 8:54am:
I think you mean "techtonic plates", which ARE completely under the control
of the Prince of Darkness.


um...jesus?

"techtonic" plates...correct me if i'm wrong....are what bill gates and steve jobs eat their potato salad off of. "tectonic' plates are the ones that cause the earthquakes.

if you're going to slam someone because of grammar/incorrect spelling, professor, you should probably spell it up right yourself. he who lives in glass houses and all that...

below: jesus (left) and bill gates discuss the finer points of plate techtonics
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below: jesus (left) gives a class on plate trektonics
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below: jesus (left) takes a few snapshots at Vaclav Havel's press conference on plate czechtonics
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below: mike meyers has an audience with jesus concerning plate shrektonics
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Reply #8356 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 12:40pm
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Starbuck wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 12:16pm:
Jesus Christ wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 8:54am:
I think you mean "techtonic plates", which ARE completely under the control
of the Prince of Darkness.


um...jesus?

"techtonic" plates...correct me if i'm wrong....are what bill gates and steve jobs eat their potato salad off of. "tectonic' plates are the ones that cause the earthquakes.

if you're going to slam someone because of grammar/incorrect spelling, professor, you should probably spell it up right yourself. he who lives in glass houses and all that...



Hee hee hee!  You are correct, Sir!

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I was not "slamming" anyone, though. Least of all 2000 Monkey,
who I thought was actually my secret identity. I was making a
joke. With pitchers and everything. Like your post, only funny.

By the way, you forgot to capitalize the first word of every
sentence in your post! AND all the proper nouns!  If you're
going to slam someone for slamming someone, then don't
flim-flam, Slim Jim!

Have you always been this whiny?  

WHY do you hate Jesus so?

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You make Baby Jesus weep and shit liquid!
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Reply #8357 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 12:47pm
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Jesus Christ wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 8:54am:
Dear Brother Monkey,

At the risk of annoying Mr. Starbuck, I'd like to
point out that "teutonic plates" would be the
dentures worn by medieval Germanic knights.
As far as I know, Satan has very little control
over those.

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teutonic plates


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I think you mean "techtonic plates", which ARE completely under the control
of the Prince of Darkness.

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Yeah, tecktonik is evil !

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Reply #8358 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 12:47pm
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I thought "Teutonic plates" were like schnitzel and blaukraut or something.
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Reply #8359 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 1:37pm
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Brainbell Jangler wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 12:47pm:
I thought "Teutonic plates" were like schnitzel and blaukraut or something.




i prefer rotkraut and it can also can be used as a pH indicator!!!
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Reply #8360 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 1:46pm
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It's coming..............




.....hard and fast..........


more to follow



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Reply #8361 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 1:49pm
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my calender says january 2010... hmmm!
welcome back riffy... aren't you glad god has taken your side and begun to kill people who side with communists and satan... seems you were right after all... as a light skinned person, I am very much enjoying all this... text me, I just a got a NegroBerry, I mean an err, BlackBerry... we can set up a 700 Club playdate...
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Pdog wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 1:49pm:
my calender says january 2010... hmmm!
welcome back riffy... aren't you glad god has taken your side and begun to kill people who side with communists and satan... seems you were right after all... as a light skinned person, I am very much enjoying all this... text me, I just a got a NegroBerry, I mean an err, BlackBerry... we can set up a 700 Club playdate...



You may well be a "light skinned person", but can you turn your "negro dialect" on and off at will?


It's coming..............hard.........fast.............



Vindication, baby........hard......fast.......



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Riffhard wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 1:54pm:
Pdog wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 1:49pm:
my calender says january 2010... hmmm!
welcome back riffy... aren't you glad god has taken your side and begun to kill people who side with communists and satan... seems you were right after all... as a light skinned person, I am very much enjoying all this... text me, I just a got a NegroBerry, I mean an err, BlackBerry... we can set up a 700 Club playdate...



You may well be a "light skinned person", but can you turn your "negro dialect" on and off at will?


It's coming..............hard.........fast.............



Vindication, baby........hard......fast.......



Riffy



I'm too far south to have a negro dialect, I have a spanish accent... La Migra... Vamos!!!
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Riffhard wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 1:54pm:
Pdog wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 1:49pm:
my calender says january 2010... hmmm!
welcome back riffy... aren't you glad god has taken your side and begun to kill people who side with communists and satan... seems you were right after all... as a light skinned person, I am very much enjoying all this... text me, I just a got a NegroBerry, I mean an err, BlackBerry... we can set up a 700 Club playdate...



You may well be a "light skinned person", but can you turn your "negro dialect" on and off at will?


It's coming..............hard.........fast.............



Vindication, baby........hard......fast.......



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Rush baby,welcome back. Ouch!
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Reply #8365 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 2:08pm
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Wow!  Mr. Riffhard's back!
Just in the nick of time, too. Those teutonic jokes were going NOWHERE!


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Have we had midterm elections ALREADY?

How'd we do? 
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What is coming,....hard, and fast......will render the midterms a moot point. It's gonna be wicked pissa, to paraphrase my man Nelly. Oh, and btw, I said that I would be back in 2010, I didn't specify when in 2010.


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He's been vindicated... He must have DNA or some kind of voodoo science stuff...

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Riffhard wrote on Jan 15th, 2010 at 2:11pm:
What is coming,....hard, and fast......will render the midterms a moot point. It's gonna be wicked pissa, to paraphrase my man Nelly. Oh, and btw, I said that I would be back in 2010, I didn't specify when in 2010.


Riffy



actually you did, you said it would be after Republicans won the elections... do you think anyone is surprised? It's amazing you made it this long.
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we got Omaha'd on the return post too...
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Reply #8371 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 3:21pm
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Riffhard wrote on Sep 28th, 2009 at 7:06am:

With this post I am done on this thread. I will be back though. In 2010 I am going to come back to this thread and I'm going to relish in the midterm Republican wins.


Riffy-out


Well, if you parse this carefully, the "and" COULD indicate that he will come back in 2010, AND that (10 months from now) he's going to gloat about whatever gains the Grand Old Party might make. So we'll give Mr. Riffhard the benefit of the doubt.  It really doesn't matter much, because he posted again after his sweeping exit, and read the thread regularly from his vantage point across the proverbial street.

Anyway, welcome back Mr. Riffhard! Your surrogates were really letting your team down.

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Reply #8372 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 3:24pm
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I just read a nice story.

RED CROSS "STUNNED" BY ONLINE OUTPOURING FOR HAITI

The State Department tweets that Americans have now donated more than $9 million for Haiti relief via text message.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/15/haiti-earthquake-breaking_n_421644.html

Sure makes me feel great that so many people have sent money to help out the wonderful citizens of Haiti.


However, it's not all nice stories out there in cyberspace:
http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/rep-steve-king-deported-haitian...

Turns out the one man freak show known as Steve King (R-FearMonger) thinks that the US should deport Haitians, so they can help out in their homeland. King is the ranking member of the House Subcommittee on Immigration. He is also a fringe Christian.

Can anybody explain how the glorious words in the bible can be interpreted to create this type of asshole?
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Reply #8373 - Jan 15th, 2010 at 3:26pm
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is it 4.20 yet?


It SURE is!

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Rush Limbaugh is not backing down from his claim that President Barack Obama is trying to score political points off the earthquake in Haiti.

Challenged by a caller during his show Thursday, Limbaugh said: “If I said it, I meant to say it, and I do believe that everything is political to this president.”

“Everything this president sees is a political opportunity, including Haiti, and he will use it to burnish his credentials with minorities in this country and around the world, and to accuse Republicans of having no compassion,” Limbaugh said in comments flagged by the liberal blog Think Progress.

Limbaugh has come under fire from both the right and the left for saying that the earthquake played directly into Obama’s hands, allowing him to look “compassionate.” The host claimed the White House’s response would bolster Obama’s standing in the “light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country.”

He also appeared to discourage help for the island nation, saying, “We've already donated to Haiti. It’s called the U.S. income tax.”

Critics have characterized Limbaugh’s comments as insensitive and tone-deaf at a time when heartbreaking images of the devastation dominate news coverage.

Confronted with some of that criticism, Limbaugh slammed a caller as “close-minded.”

“What I’m illustrating here is that you’re a blockhead,” Limbaugh shot back. “What I’m illustrating here is that you’re a close-minded bigot who is ill-informed.”

“If you had listened to this program for a modicum of time, you would know it,” he said. “But instead, you’re a blockhead. Your mind is totally closed. You have tampons in your ears. Nothing is getting through other than the biased crap that you read.”
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