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Question: What item is most likely found in the top drawer of Riffy's dresser?

naked pictures of Reagan    
  5 (20.0%)
Barry O voodoo doll    
  3 (12.0%)
Hoffa's body    
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DVDs of "saved by the bell", season 3    
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JC's boss's phone number    
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bucket of chicken    
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three sticks of "secret" deoderant, labels facing out    
  3 (12.0%)
"Eagles Greatest Hits" CD    
  4 (16.0%)




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Reply #8325 - Jan 10th, 2010 at 10:50am
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Warning: this might be offensive to some . . .

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Reply #8326 - Jan 10th, 2010 at 11:11am
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fuman wrote on Jan 10th, 2010 at 10:50am:
Not for the faint of heart . . .

Special Investigation - Evolution (cartoon)
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Geez, what a crock!

We all know evolution really went like this: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155351
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #8327 - Jan 10th, 2010 at 11:25am
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Edith Grove wrote on Jan 10th, 2010 at 11:11am:
fuman wrote on Jan 10th, 2010 at 10:50am:
Not for the faint of heart . . .

Special Investigation - Evolution (cartoon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBHEsEshhLs&feature=player_embedded



Geez, what a crock!

We all know evolution really went like this: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155351



Nice one !! I've never seen that show, but if that clip represents their typical comedy, I may start tuning in.
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Reply #8328 - Jan 10th, 2010 at 11:50am
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fuman wrote on Jan 10th, 2010 at 11:25am:
Edith Grove wrote on Jan 10th, 2010 at 11:11am:
fuman wrote on Jan 10th, 2010 at 10:50am:
Not for the faint of heart . . .

Special Investigation - Evolution (cartoon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBHEsEshhLs&feature=player_embedded



Geez, what a crock!

We all know evolution really went like this: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155351



Nice one !! I've never seen that show, but if that clip represents their typical comedy, I may start tuning in.



South Park has been on for a lot of years and like most TV shows that have been around, is not as good as it used to be.
Some of the older shows are turning up on MTV, or just rent the DVDs.
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #8329 - Jan 10th, 2010 at 4:51pm
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south park is still pretty good... especially considering how long it's been on... those two dudes are funny as fuck. Team America may be one of the best mvies ever!!!
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Reply #8330 - Jan 10th, 2010 at 7:54pm
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fuman wrote on Jan 10th, 2010 at 10:50am:
Warning: this might be offensive to some . . .

Special Investigation - Evolution (cartoon)
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not offensive, condescending maybe
If that gets your though your day, great!
I mean are you trying to convince me there is no God, or you?
Your faith is strong dude.
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Reply #8331 - Jan 11th, 2010 at 5:13pm
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why does harry reid hate the united negro college fund?
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Reply #8332 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 9:34am
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I heard Rush Limbaugh is accusing the Obama admin of trying to capitalize politically on the tragedy in Haiti. I'm not exactly sure how they can capitalize by sending aid to an incredibly poor country that was just devastated by an earthquake. But that doesn't stop that fat,sick windbag from talking shit.
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Reply #8333 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 12:13pm
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All quiet on the bush geek front
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On his "Christian" (sic)  Broadcasting Network show yesterday, Rev. Pat Robertson (sick!) said that the nation of Haiti has been devastated by a large earthquake because its people "made a pact with the devil."

"Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it," Robertson said. "They were under the heel of the French ... and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, 'We will serve you if you'll get us free from the French.'"

"True story," he continued. "And the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another."

Robertson is infamous for such inflammatory statements. And not surprisingly, the reaction to the controversial pastor's comments has been harsh.

David Waters, editor of the Washington Post's "On Faith" online column, said the time has come for Roberston to stop.

"Considering the massive death, destruction and misery in Haiti, it is shameful for anyone -- but especially a so-called minister of the gospel -- to suggest that God or the poor people of Haiti had anything to do with it," Waters wrote.

Rev. Paul Raushenbush, the religion editor for the Huffington Post, gave Robertson a harsher directive: "Go to Hell, Pat Robertson -- and the sooner the better," he wrote. "Your 'theological' nonsense is revolting. Don't speak for Haiti, and don't speak for God. Haiti is suffering a catastrophe and you offer silliness at best, and racism at the worst."

Robertson's comments appear to stem from a part of Haitian mythology.

Haiti became the first black republic to declare its independence in 1804, after a prolonged fight. (Read more background information about Haiti here.) It is the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere and has been plagued by political violence -- a history some explain with religious mythology, according to one Haitian-American minister. Minister Jean R. Gelin writes that, as the story goes, a satanic pact took place on Aug. 14, 1791, during a meeting of slave leaders planning to launch their war for independence.

Haiti's rough history includes more concrete factors which from the beginning have contributed to its unstable state. For instance, Haiti was forced to pay France 90 million francs -- a huge sum -- over the course of decades under the Royal Ordinance of 1825, in which French King Charles X demanded restitution for the loss of France's colony in exchange for diplomatic recognition. The country was long oppressed by dictators and corrupt leaders.

"The people of Haiti have been used and abused by their government over the years," Shep Smith of Fox News said yesterday in addressing Robertson's remarks. "Hundreds of thousands of desperate human beings need our help, our support, our money, and our love. And they don’t need that."
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Reply #8335 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 1:35pm
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Why does Robertson say such things?

It brings in money.



Where does the money come from?

I think we all know the answer to that.
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Reply #8336 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 1:46pm
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oooh, I know...Mr. Riffhard told us it's a verifiable FACT that Conservatives donate more to "charities" than Liberals.

So I'll say...Conservative Republicans?

By the way, let Me say that that senile old hatemonger Mr. Robertson does NOT represent Me in any way, shape, or form. And that, voodoo curse or not, the REAL Jesus would want everyone to help out in any way they can. 

I encourage you to consider making a financial contribution to the relief organization of your choice. Every dollar counts in a disaster of this magnitude, so even a small donation will go a long way toward helping to ease the suffering in Haiti.

Contact information for any of the organizations listed below can be easily found on the Internets.  Please note that this is only a partial list of the many organizations providing relief in Haiti.
American Red Cross
AmeriCares
Care
Direct Relief International
Doctors Without Borders
International Medical Corps
Medical Teams International
Mercy Corps
Operation USA
Save the Children
The Salvation Army
Shelterbox
U.S. Fund for UNICEF
World Food Programme
Yele Haiti
Catholic Relief Services
International Relief Teams
Operation Blessing International
World Concern
(List courtesy of published media reports)





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Reply #8337 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 2:48pm
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By the way...

Pat Robertson has a tweeter acct @700club

Why not tell him what you think?

Tell him Jesus sent you!
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Reply #8338 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:20pm
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Robertson is an idiot.
Blamed the 911 tragedy on immoral living and Katrina on abortion.
Extremist religion of any form is generally dangerous.
Robertson does not speak for all people of Faith.

I have made my donaton via President Clinton's Foundation:
http://www.clintonfoundation.org/haitirelief.

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Reply #8339 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:50pm
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LadyJane wrote on Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:20pm:
Robertson is an idiot.
Blamed the 911 tragedy on immoral living and Katrina on abortion.
Extremist religion of any form is generally dangerous.
Robertson does not speak for all people of Faith.

I have made my donaton via President Clinton's Foundation:
http://www.clintonfoundation.org/haitirelief.

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I donate to doctors without borders, great fund... amazing people...

1-800-759-0700
this is the number to the 700 Club... keep calling them, i have been. It costs them $1 everytime you call, and I'm pretty sure God isn't angry about it.
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Reply #8340 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:51pm
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LadyJane wrote on Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:20pm:
Robertson is an idiot.
Blamed the 911 tragedy on immoral living and Katrina on abortion.
Extremist religion of any form is generally dangerous.
Robertson does not speak for all people of Faith.

I have made my donaton via President Clinton's Foundation:
http://www.clintonfoundation.org/haitirelief.

LJ.



Hey, we agree on all of this. Well, most anyway.

Wasn't the Katrina disaster based on an upcoming gay pride parade that God didn't want to happen?
Maybe that was Hagee's statement, instead of Robertson.

One more, there is a religion in India (Jaynes?) where the more extreme they get, the less violent they become.
I have heard that extremists in this religion won't harm a fly, and wear mouth coverings to avoid accidentally inhaling them.
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Reply #8341 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:56pm
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Pdog wrote on Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:50pm:
LadyJane wrote on Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:20pm:
Robertson is an idiot.
Blamed the 911 tragedy on immoral living and Katrina on abortion.
Extremist religion of any form is generally dangerous.
Robertson does not speak for all people of Faith.

I have made my donaton via President Clinton's Foundation:
http://www.clintonfoundation.org/haitirelief.

LJ.


I donate to doctors without borders, great fund... amazing people...

1-800-759-0700
this is the number to the 700 Club... keep calling them, i have been. It costs them $1 everytime you call, and I'm pretty sure God isn't angry about it.



I have some friends that belong to Doctors Without Borders, and yes, amazing people indeed.

And I would be remiss if I didn't say, they are ALL conservative Christians.
We argue a lot, but they are truly wonderful human beings.

edit: BOTH republican Christians.
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Reply #8342 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 4:00pm
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Good work, LJ.  I made mine through Doctors without Borders.

I'll agree that Pat Robertson is an idiot. He may not speak FOR all people of faith but he does speack TO a great many of them...the network he started, CBN, is now seen in 180 countries and broadcast in 71 languages. He founded the CBN Cable Network, which was renamed the CBN Family Channel in 1988 and later simply the Family Channel. When the Family Channel became too profitable for Robertson to keep it under the CBN umbrella without endangering CBN's nonprofit status, he formed International Family Entertainment Inc. in 1990 with the Family Channel as its main subsidiary. Robertson sold the Family Channel to the News Corporation in 1997, which renamed it Fox Family. A condition of the sale was that the station would continue airing Robertson's television program, The 700 Club, twice a day in perpetuity, regardless of any changes of ownership. The channel is now owned by Disney and run as "ABC Family".  But no matter what you call it, it's a platform for his hateful ramblings at least twice a day. Very few people in the world have that kind of reach.

In September 1986, Robertson announced his intention to seek the REPUBLICAN nomination for President of the United States. Robertson said he would pursue the nomination only if three million people signed up to volunteer for his campaign by September 1987. Three million responded, and he did run, coming in 2nd to George H. W. Bush in the Iowa Caucus. A tried & true Bush family tactic, casting aspersions on his military career, helped get him out of the race, but he was still a featured speaker at the 1988 Republican convention.
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Jesus Christ wrote on Jan 14th, 2010 at 4:00pm:
Good work, LJ.  I made mine through Doctors without Borders.

I'll agree that Pat Robertson is an idiot. He may not speak FOR all people of faith but he does speack TO a great many of them...the network he started, CBN, is now seen in 180 countries and broadcast in 71 languages. He founded the CBN Cable Network, which was renamed the CBN Family Channel in 1988 and later simply the Family Channel. When the Family Channel became too profitable for Robertson to keep it under the CBN umbrella without endangering CBN's nonprofit status, he formed International Family Entertainment Inc. in 1990 with the Family Channel as its main subsidiary. Robertson sold the Family Channel to the News Corporation in 1997, which renamed it Fox Family. A condition of the sale was that the station would continue airing Robertson's television program, The 700 Club, twice a day in perpetuity, regardless of any changes of ownership. The channel is now owned by Disney and run as "ABC Family".  But no matter what you call it, it's a platform for his hateful ramblings at least twice a day. Very few people in the world have that kind of reach.

In September 1986, Robertson announced his intention to seek the REPUBLICAN nomination for President of the United States. Robertson said he would pursue the nomination only if three million people signed up to volunteer for his campaign by September 1987. Three million responded, and he did run, coming in 2nd to George H. W. Bush in the Iowa Caucus. A tried & true Bush family tactic, casting aspersions on his military career, helped get him out of the race, but he was still a featured speaker at the 1988 Republican convention.


well i'll be damned!

you made it through a post without calling out riffy.

see? it can be done!
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this may not qualify as politics, but it damn well sure is news!

macky is weeping....

http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/
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dude looks like a lady

That was clever
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Reply #8349 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 7:23pm
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this may not qualify as politics, but it damn well sure is news!

macky is weeping....

http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/


Meanwhile in other breaking news...

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