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Question: What item is most likely found in the top drawer of Riffy's dresser?

naked pictures of Reagan    
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Barry O voodoo doll    
  3 (12.0%)
Hoffa's body    
  2 (8.0%)
DVDs of "saved by the bell", season 3    
  1 (4.0%)
JC's boss's phone number    
  2 (8.0%)
bucket of chicken    
  5 (20.0%)
three sticks of "secret" deoderant, labels facing out    
  3 (12.0%)
"Eagles Greatest Hits" CD    
  4 (16.0%)




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Reply #7875 - Oct 12th, 2009 at 3:03pm
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Just read a "Dear Abby" letter from a 13 year old girl from West Virginia, and it reads as follows: Dear Abby, I am a 13 year old virgin, do you think my brothers are gay?
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Reply #7876 - Oct 12th, 2009 at 3:12pm
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Pdog wrote on Oct 12th, 2009 at 3:03pm:
Just read a "Dear Abby" letter from a 13 year old girl from West Virginia, and it reads as follows: Dear Abby, I am a 13 year old virgin, do you think my brothers are gay?


West Virginia - It's all relative
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Reply #7877 - Oct 14th, 2009 at 6:48pm
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Dang it, P Diggley, there already IS an incest thread! Kindly keep all incest commentary in the Mamas and the Papas thread.

Wh-wh-wh-a-a-a-at?? Oh, sure.

From that ultra right screed, the Village Voice:


White House Attack on Fox: Everybody W(h)in(e)s?

By Roy Edroso

Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009

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​A cynical person might ask how much Rupert Murdoch is paying the White House. This weekend Communications Director Anita Dunn told CNN "Fox News often operates almost as either the research arm or the communications arm of the Republican Party," that the network is "undertaking a war against Barack Obama and the White House," and that when Obama goes on the network (which he has no plans to do) he is doing so to "to debate the opposition."

Fox News continues to play the conflict up on its web site, with quotes from "Tony Blankley, who once served as press secretary to former House Speaker Newt Gingrich," and discussions of ACORN, Bill Ayers, and Obama's Fox News joke at the White House Correspondents Dinner. They also provide an interactive poll asking fans if it's "appropriate" to "use the stature of the office and a taxpayer-funded blog to wage attacks on the press." Unsurprisingly, the poll runs heavily against the proposition...

Rightblogger reaction to Dunn has been ongoing and as expected ("a childish, whining little hole"). "Has the waahmbulance arrived at the White House yet?" asks Michelle Malkin. "Obama wants to shut down Fox News," cries Wetwired, which also compares Obama to Hugo Chavez.

The conventional wisdom is that, in the spirit of his FightTheSmears fact-checking web site, Obama is just furthering his struggle to get his side of the story out among the media which, despite its well-promoted reputation for liberal bias, nonetheless credulously promotes suspect conservative sources and memes. But we suspect the White House attack will also have the effect of shoring up brand loyalty among Fox users who may be presumed to endorse the organization's contentious attitude toward Obama, which represents a stark change from its approach to Presidential coverage prior to January 20, 2009.

By this reasoning, at the very least the White House's new aggressiveness is an everybody-wins policy, in which supporters are encouraged to learn that the President shares their distaste for Fox, and opponents are encouraged to learn that Obama shares his supporters' distaste for Fox. Either that or Obama just lost a bet with Murdoch, perhaps over the Olympics, and owed him a favor.
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Reply #7878 - Oct 14th, 2009 at 8:40pm
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"Fox News often operates almost as either the research arm or the communications arm of the Republican Party"


I saw 20 seconds of Glen Beck, and he was saying that the Obama Admin has declared war of fox opinion shows.
Thought that was a stretch, but Glen Beck has to keep the morons that watch him riled up.

Saw this today:

The FOX is a common carrier of rabies, a virus that leaves its victims foaming at the mouth and causes paranoia and hallucinations.
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Reply #7879 - Oct 14th, 2009 at 8:42pm
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From TPM, some pretty funny stuff:


Annals of Failed Metaphors

In response to press reports saying that the health care reform train is leaving the station with President Obama at the wheel (or whatever you use to run a train), Michael Steele just told Fox to look out because he is "cow on the tracks."

In other words, in addition to his other shortcomings, Steele is apparently unschooled on the history of train/cow confrontations, though I'm not sure it's a metaphor Democrats will necessarily want to dispute.

Later, in a new strike in his on-going war with his own dignity, Steele pleaded for a "Rodney King moment" on health care.
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Reply #7880 - Oct 14th, 2009 at 9:34pm
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Awww,damn....ALmost 48 full hours without a political post. Come on Fuman,you can do it. But as long as this God awful thread is back on top. Let me acknowledge California's first lady. Mahhhriiiaaaa Shhhhrriiiivvveerrr.

Maria apologizes for not going hands-free -- and gets in a plug

We have an update on one of the major news events of our time: California's First Lady has apologized for talking on a cell phone while driving -- and getting busted repeatedly by TMZ for doing so.

We just got a note from the CA FL's office regarding our recent post about Maria Shriver's DWC (Driving While Chatting) tendencies.

Being an able multi-tasker and smart marketer, the FL used her response to simultaneously get in a plug for the corporate sponsor of her upcoming women's conference AND a call to action for one of her pet causes. And THEN she threw a counter-punch to our poke about her not responding to the Guv saying he would take "swift action" to get her to PUT DOWN THE PHONE.

Says Mah-reee-ahhh:

"I'm sorry. I will be donating my favorite old cell phone to my Women's Conference partner Verizon through their HopeLine program that helps domestic violence shelters. I invite anyone else who wants to recycle their old phone to join me. That's my version of swift action with a higher purpose."

Still, our follow-up question to FL spokeperson Francisco Castillo has gone answered: Has the CA FL obtained a hands-free device? Perhaps Verizon could suggest one.
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how come Fox barely covered the gay rights march in DC? More so, why aren't they complaining that the other new networks missed it as well...? There was tens of thousands of peaceful protestors.... they just ignored them, even covering another protest site in jersey, the day after the protest, and showed an empty street where about a dozen people showed up... they covered that story for longer then the ten thousand gay rights marchers... the one in Jersey was against Obama, so I guess ten anti-Obama's in Jersey trumps tens of thousands of Fags in DC.... just basic human rights, that's all... no biggie!

Tell me this... why did Fox go nuts over ACORN, but not the woman who was gang raped in Iraq?Anyone not caught up on the stories?

"it's OK if you get raped" clause in government contracts, but 30 Republicans object. ummm......
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Reply #7882 - Oct 15th, 2009 at 9:32am
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From TPM, some pretty funny stuff:


Annals of Failed Metaphors

In response to press reports saying that the health care reform train is leaving the station with President Obama at the wheel (or whatever you use to run a train), Michael Steele just told Fox to look out because he is "cow on the tracks."

In other words, in addition to his other shortcomings, Steele is apparently unschooled on the history of train/cow confrontations, though I'm not sure it's a metaphor Democrats will necessarily want to dispute.

Later, in a new strike in his on-going war with his own dignity, Steele pleaded for a "Rodney King moment" on health care.



Michael Steele is just TOO funny.  He recently
launched GOP.com, a new website about all the
"new" ideas the "new" GOP have.  His very own
blog, which is certain to be a wellspring of hilarity,
was called "WHAT UP" (not "What's Up", but "What
Up" - I guess they talked him out of "What Up,
DAWG????") for a brief time before they changed
the name to "Change The Game".  


...
"What Chu Talkin' 'Bout?" was already taken.

Also funny - when I was looking at GOP.com,
it froze and refused to budge. Sorta like a cow
on the tracks.


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Reply #7883 - Oct 15th, 2009 at 11:05am
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Pdog wrote on Oct 15th, 2009 at 8:52am:
how come Fox barely covered the gay rights march in DC? ... "it's OK if you get raped" clause in government contracts, but 30 Republicans object. ummm......


And, as usual, the most trusted man in journalism is the ONLY one to point it out.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/14/jon-stewart-takes-on-fox_n_320287.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/15/jon-stewart-takes-on-30-r_n_321985.html

This last one makes me sick.  Howe do our own resident Repuglicans feel about this issue? I mean, it's AL FRANKEN who proposed the amendment, so I guess they'd have to be against it just on "principle".
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Reply #7884 - Oct 15th, 2009 at 11:07am
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Reply #7885 - Oct 15th, 2009 at 11:31am
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Some Guy wrote on Oct 15th, 2009 at 11:07am:
Riffy will crack soon.


Depends what you mean by "crack".  In some ways Mr. Riffhard has been cracked for quite some time.

BTW, here are the Senators who voted against the anti-rape amendment (I guess that makes them pro-rape):

Alexander (R-TN)
Barrasso (R-WY)
Bond (R-MO)
Brownback (R-KS)
Bunning (R-KY)
Burr (R-NC)
Chambliss (R-GA)
Coburn (R-OK)
Cochran (R-MS)
Corker (R-TN)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Crapo (R-ID)
DeMint (R-SC)
Ensign (R-NV)
Enzi (R-WY)
Graham (R-SC)
Gregg (R-NH)
Inhofe (R-OK)
Isakson (R-GA)
Johanns (R-NE)
Kyl (R-AZ)
McCain (R-AZ)
McConnell (R-KY)
Risch (R-ID)
Roberts (R-KS)
Sessions (R-AL)
Shelby (R-AL)
Thune (R-SD)
Vitter (R-LA)
Wicker (R-MS)



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Gotta hand it to Hannity, on the surface this sounds fabulous.
What a great idea.


Saw this on the webpage:
"All net proceeds from ticket sales (after musical talent, production, promotion and venue expenses) are donated to the Scholarship Fund"

They have to pay these has-been's to perform? They should do it for the publicity alone. Assholes. Makes me wonder if Hannity considers himself talent.


Shame our government can't do something like this for the survivors of fallen soldiers.
Some have done 4 or 5 tours before they were killed in combat. That's pushing the odds, and at a minimum their families should be compensated for the service these soldiers have performed . . .
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Jesus Christ wrote on Oct 15th, 2009 at 11:31am:
Some Guy wrote on Oct 15th, 2009 at 11:07am:
Riffy will crack soon.


Depends what you mean by "crack".  In some ways Mr. Riffhard has been cracked for quite some time.

BTW, here are the Senators who voted against the anti-rape amendment (I guess that makes them pro-rape):

Alexander (R-TN)
Barrasso (R-WY)
Bond (R-MO)
Brownback (R-KS)
Bunning (R-KY)
Burr (R-NC)
Chambliss (R-GA)
Coburn (R-OK)
Cochran (R-MS)
Corker (R-TN)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Crapo (R-ID)
DeMint (R-SC)
Ensign (R-NV)
Enzi (R-WY)
Graham (R-SC)
Gregg (R-NH)
Inhofe (R-OK)
Isakson (R-GA)
Johanns (R-NE)
Kyl (R-AZ)
McCain (R-AZ)
McConnell (R-KY)
Risch (R-ID)
Roberts (R-KS)
Sessions (R-AL)
Shelby (R-AL)
Thune (R-SD)
Vitter (R-LA)
Wicker (R-MS)






These were the same people going bat shit crazy b/c ACORN was getting funded and a few employees got caught helping a fake whore assistance... but rape, real rape, is ok to be funded by taxpayers....
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Some Guy wrote on Oct 15th, 2009 at 11:07am:
Riffy will crack soon.


jesus's entire earthly existence is to get that to happen.....
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Reply #7890 - Oct 15th, 2009 at 3:55pm
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These were the same people going bat shit crazy b/c ACORN was getting funded and a few employees got caught helping a fake whore assistance... but rape, real rape, is ok to be funded by taxpayers....



The entire Halliburton/KBR situation - whereas they get millions/billions in tax payer money yet are anwerable to NO ONE and get away with both rape and murder, along with who knows what else - is sick, and emblematic of the kind of shit America voted against in the last election.

I wonder - do any of the 30 repugs above own stock in H/KBR? 



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It is sickening. This is why everybody needs to get informed and VOTE.
No more slacking off, every vote matters in that it lets DC know we're paying attention.


On a lighter note, a political Beatles parody:
(thanks to TheMudFlats for the heads up)

Nowhere Ma’am
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Starbuck wrote on Oct 15th, 2009 at 3:44pm:
Some Guy wrote on Oct 15th, 2009 at 11:07am:
Riffy will crack soon.


jesus's entire earthly existence is to get that to happen.....


Do you mean the entire
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Starbuck wrote on Oct 15th, 2009 at 3:44pm:
Some Guy wrote on Oct 15th, 2009 at 11:07am:
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jesus's entire earthly existence is to get that to happen.....



I don't think he'll crack.

I also don't think this is JC's goal.

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it's bittersweet not having the justifications of stuff like why it's ok for Cheney's old companies to condone rape or why the senators think we should stay out of changing govt. contracts with contractors who will allow gang rapes.... must be some private sector bullshit. When stuff like this goes down, I just reminded that as a society, we might be far prgressed in some ways, we can fool ourselves into thinking racism, sexism ect are overcome... but truth is, there's still that east texas gang rape drag a nigger from the back of you truck shit in our society...
As sick as it is... not a far stretch, to imagine the rapists, to be yelling, "it's coming fast and hard" as they attacked adefensless woman, raped her and then the real crime took place... people ignored the victim and shut her down.... And Republicans were upset about ACORN. Any coverage on this? not much!!!
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it's bittersweet not having the justifications of stuff like why it's ok for Cheney's old companies to condone rape or why the senators think we should stay out of changing govt. contracts with contractors who will allow gang rapes.... must be some private sector bullshit. When stuff like this goes down, I just reminded that as a society, we might be far prgressed in some ways, we can fool ourselves into thinking racism, sexism ect are overcome... but truth is, there's still that east texas gang rape drag a nigger from the back of you truck shit in our society...
As sick as it is... not a far stretch, to imagine the rapists, to be yelling, "it's coming fast and hard" as they attacked adefensless woman, raped her and then the real crime took place... people ignored the victim and shut her down.... And Republicans were upset about ACORN. Any coverage on this? not much!!!


Yes...I wish the "loyal" opposition hadn't cut & run, so they could explain to us why we are stupid for thinking this way... I'm certain we must be totally and idiotically wrong about this...

Here's a drone's-eye view of this disgusting story from the San Francisco Chronicle. (I'm having a hard time finding anyone explaining the opposing, i.e. pro-rape view, but in the interest of being fair & balanced, I'll keep looking.)


The gang rape and the Republicans

Behold, 30 U.S. senators who don't give a damn about battered women

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

Friday, October 16, 2009

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The world's tallest domestic dog? Adorable. The world's biggest newborn baby? Sad and disturbing.

Waterless urinals in every new building in Los Angeles? A positive step. Canada's disgusting oilsands and Coal Country, a new documentary detailing the environmental atrocities in Appalachia? Heart wrenching and depressing.

Jimmy Page showing Jack White and the Edge how to play "When the Levee Breaks" in It Might Get Loud? All flavors of awesome. Garth Brooks coming out of retirement? Anesthetizing.

See, it's all a matter of perspective. It's all a matter of context and spin, into which bin we toss the delightful refuse of our culture to recycle and re-use it another day.

It is with this wonky filter in mind we turn our gaze to the gaping hellmouth that is the U.S. Senate, that drab cauldron of grumpy old men, defeminized women and tiny handful of rebellious dissenters, all of whom claim to have your best interests at heart but mostly only really give a damn about which lobbyist will help them best make their next boat payment.

Do I sound a little bitter? I cannot imagine why. Let us watch the senate and see if we can figure it out.

Look at them shuffle and sneer, hem and haw! Watch as they willingly eat their own souls with a ice pick and some turpentine, then step up to the media microphones and try to sound ennobled and magnanimous when in fact they only make everyone within earshot feel lost and fatalistic. So cute.

It's the same old spectacle, isn't it? There they go, tossing around the health care reform issue like it didn't affect millions of humans every single day, throwing in massive compromises and snags just so the GOP can fellate its pals in the insurance industry and a gaggle of aggrieved Democrats can get their egos fluffed and you still won't be able to get a decent dental plan for your family.

But now, just for fun, let's take it a step further. Or rather, darker. Let's go ahead and step right onto one of those large, rusty nails sticking up from the senate floor, so painful as to make your stomach turn, a bit of your lunch jump back into your throat.

It's a story from the dark political underbelly that makes you question the entire setup, rethink humanity, and lean out your window and scream: what the hell is wrong with these people? Who are they, really? Why do we give them power?

Here is freshman Minnesota senator Al Franken's first-ever legislative action, a relatively simple, almost laughably surefire bill requiring the Pentagon no longer do business with any contractor -- hi, Halliburton! -- that requires its employees to agree that she cannot sue said contractor if she is, oh let's just say, gang raped by its employees.

You read that right. It's a can't-sue-us-if-you're-raped clause. In a U.S. government contract. Aimed squarely at Halliburton. Thanks, Dick Cheney!

First, you are required get over your initial disgust that such legislation is even necessary, that such clauses even exist and that the Pentagon is already doing business with such contractors (hi, Halliburton/KBR!), and that there has already been a truly horrible case validating it, wherein a 20-year-old female employee was allegedly gang-raped by contractors, locked in a shipping container, abused every way from Sunday, and found out later she was unable to sue.

Let us pause to imagine if, say, Wal-Mart had such a clause. Or maybe Toys 'R' Us. Starbucks. Let us imagine the appalled outcry. But Halliburton? Dick Cheney's vile little spitwad of shameless war profiteering? No problem. Hey, it's Republican-endorsed military contracting. No one said it was ethical.

But that's not most the repellant part. Ready?

The most repellant part is the 30 U.S. senators -- Republicans each and every one -- who just stepped forth to vote against the Franken amendment, essentially saying no, women should have no right to sue if they are sexually abused or gang raped, Halliburton and its ilk must be protected at all costs, and by the way we hereby welcome Satan into our rancid souls forevermore. God bless America.

Let us repeat, for clarity. Franken's amendment passed with a vote of 68-30. Meaning 30 U.S. senators voted against the elimination of the rape/sue clause. Meghan McCain, call your dad. He's one of them.

Here is where you try and do it. Here is where you bring in the filter mentioned above, try to figure out where to slot such wretched information, how to make even the slightest sense of it.

And then you discover a horrible truth: you can't. Turns out, when faced with such vileness, all filters fail. All balance is thrown off. You thought you had some sort of way to process and attain perspective? You are proven wrong.

So perhaps all we can do is ponder how pathetic and sad these various senator's lives must be, how these bitter old men will now go home at night and announce around the dinner table that, yes, today they worked very hard to help improve the welfare of the nation by essentially enabling rape and sexual abuse, tried their darndest to prevent women who've been viciously attacked from having much legal recourse. And lo, Satan will chuckle happily.

Then maybe these senators will try and hug their wives, or their daughters. And maybe, if there's any justice in the universe, their wives and daughters will slap them as hard as humanly possible, lock them in a shipping container, and never let them touch them again.

P.S.; Would you like a complete list of these 30 senators' names? (see above)

Why look, there's grandpa McCain. There's disgraced man-child John Ensign. Hooker-lovin' David Vitter. Saxby Chambliss. Inhofe. It's a veritable welfare-state who's who of Dick Cheney's sanctum of oily fluffers, and many more who would love to be. Shall we write a nice letter to them? Or maybe their wives and daughters?


Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/10/16/notes101609.DTL#ixzz...
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Odd...there's not a single mention of it on the Fox News site...lots about the Balloon Boy though!  

Like: featured story:Was it a Hoax?...Runaway Balloon Boy Gets Sick Twice During TV Interviews...Should Balloon Boy Parents Pay for Rescue?...

Oh well, I'm sure they'll get around to it. They're fair and balanced, after all.
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Jesus Christ wrote on Oct 16th, 2009 at 10:14am:
Odd...there's not a single mention of it on the Fox News site...lots about the Balloon Boy though!  

Like: featured story:Was it a Hoax?...Runaway Balloon Boy Gets Sick Twice During TV Interviews...Should Balloon Boy Parents Pay for Rescue?...

Oh well, I'm sure they'll get around to it. They're fair and balanced, after all.



As soon as they get around to covering the huge gay rights march in DC last weekend, the one that was as large as the one they hosted... i mean promoted... i mean er,covered... the peaceful one, with the same attendance... cut and run is right... with all the vile and nastiness put forth, to leave b/c it was vile and nasty... it's like being upset over ACORN fake hooker crimes and fine with KBR gang rapes...
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Reply #7899 - Oct 16th, 2009 at 1:18pm
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fuman wrote on Oct 16th, 2009 at 9:53am:
Ouch, way to go SF Gate.

It's the Chronicle. One step above remedial reading. Ouch!
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