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Reply #7426 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 12:29pm

Pdog wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 7:03am:

I would now like to single out a Riffy Quote, and cite is as very telling of the 'ism' in his logic!!!!

Wrote and I quote!!!
Reply #2617 - 01/25/09 at 7:14pm
"When the federal government taxes hard working people and then launders that money through the federal bureaucracy and redistributes it to people that do not work, or haven't earned said monies, then that is wealth redistribution. Furthermore, when the government directs that same money towards certain segments of the citizenry like, oh I don't know, say "minorities, the long term unemployed, and women" , but avoids granting any of it to, hmmm...let's say "highly skilled professionals and white male construction workers" then they are attempting to engineer the society, or they are said to be engaging in what we would refer to as "social engineering". Got it? It ain't that difficult."

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I determine this above statement to be racist!
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This is absolutely priceless because it shows a complete and absolute lack of understanding of the post that Pdog quotes. Not only is the quote completely out of context, but it is, in large part, not even my quote to begin with!!!

Hey Pdog, here's a little clue. Do you notice how much of the above post, admittedly from me, is in quotations? Do you see that? Well that's because I was quoting someone else. In this case I was quoting a hard left libtard name Robert Reich. Yes, you are right! That post is racist! It's racist as fuck! It's racist because it shines a light on the racist prism that so many liberals view the world. To a liberal like Reich we (meaning white Americans) are guilty of racism. He thinks it's endemic of our society! So what does he want to do? He wants to force "wealth redistribution" to assuage his brand of "liberal white guilt". So yes, I agree it's racist as fuck, but just not for the reason that you claim it is. You just completely made my point. Liberals dwell on race constantly! Look at Jimmy Carter for example! The guys a joke! That post proves that it is not I that m the racist, but the idiot liberal that I was quoting!

LOL!!!

Hey what is the RNC's Chairman's name again? What's his race? You guys hate him because he's black right? You racists!! I'll bet you think that Micheal Steele is an Uncle Tom. You guys are all racists! I know that my claim is true! Because I just threw it out there so it must be true!

Oh, and here's the entire racist video of liberal Robert Reich again. Perhaps you should see the real racism at play here, and quit making blanket statements that only show your ignorance. Just an idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opxuUj6vFa4

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #7428 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 1:10pm

nankerphelge wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 12:38pm:

Fascinating that the day the Obama Administration backs out of plans for a missle defense shield in eastern Europe because the Iranian threat is no longer an issue, is the same day that the UN IAEA admits that Iran has the capability to build and deliver a nuclear weapon.

Can this Administration get anything right?

Short answer. No.

Of course, I'm just saying that because I'm a racist. I'm still trying to figure out which part of Obama I hate more. I kind of hate the white half of him, but me, being a hard core racist and all, I think I am going to concentrate on his black half. That's the part that I really hate! Glenn Beck and Rush told me too don't ya know?!

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #7430 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 1:14pm

Riffhard wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 1:10pm:

nankerphelge wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 12:38pm:

Fascinating that the day the Obama Administration backs out of plans for a missle defense shield in eastern Europe because the Iranian threat is no longer an issue, is the same day that the UN IAEA admits that Iran has the capability to build and deliver a nuclear weapon.

Can this Administration get anything right?

Short answer. No.

Of course, I'm just saying that because I'm a racist. I'm still trying to figure out which part of Obama I hate more. I kind of hate the white half of him, but me, being a hard core racist and all, I think I am going to concentrate on his black half. That's the part that I really hate! Glenn Beck and Rush told me too don't ya know?!

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #7431 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 1:15pm

nankerphelge wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 12:38pm:

Fascinating that the day the Obama Administration backs out of plans for a missle defense shield in eastern Europe because the Iranian threat is no longer an issue, is the same day that the UN IAEA admits that Iran has the capability to build and deliver a nuclear weapon.

Hey Israel, how about you and Riffstuff pack up your teabags and go over there to fight that one yourselves, this countries got enough fake wars to deal with, but Hey! Riffy will pull his kid out of school for a day to help you since his AM radio told him to, so you got that going for you Wow!

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #7432 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 1:15pm

Riffhard wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 1:10pm:

nankerphelge wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 12:38pm:

Fascinating that the day the Obama Administration backs out of plans for a missle defense shield in eastern Europe because the Iranian threat is no longer an issue, is the same day that the UN IAEA admits that Iran has the capability to build and deliver a nuclear weapon.

Can this Administration get anything right?

Short answer. No.

Of course, I'm just saying that because I'm a racist. I'm still trying to figure out which part of Obama I hate more. I kind of hate the white half of him, but me, being a hard core racist and all I, I think I am going to concentrate on his black half. That's the pasrt that I really hate! Glenn Beck and Rush told me too don't ya know?!

Riffy

I'm not going to argue about that, but here is another perspective from TPM:

I noticed on Drudge today that the headline was Obama 'abandoning Europe.' But of course this would be abandoning in the essence of taking away the missile defense the Europeans have mainly been asking us for years not to build. So it's 'abandon' in a very specialized sense.

In any case, look for a lot of appearances from John Bolton on Fox and other such outlets explaining that we're letting down our guard against the Russians just as the Russian threat is declining to virtual non-existence. And watch for this to become a big 'soft on defense' cudgel for the right, particularly for folks with 2012 ambitions.

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/09/to_be_watched_closely.php?ref=...

Anybody want to make a prediction regarding John Bolton on Fox?
I'm ready to say he'll be on tonight.

I will say that from what I know about missile defense, there are much more practical portable systems in existence to counter this threat. Sounds like a smart decision to cut a massive expenditure from our weakened economy at this point in time. But then again, I don't know what you guys have heard.

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #7433 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 1:19pm

Here's a funny one, to lighten things up:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/16/AR2009091603678....

From David Kurtz:

Tea partiers complain that the DC subway system wasn't prepared for last weekend's rally and that some protesters were forced to rely on free market solutions (i.e., taxis) to get to the demonstration.

About What You Would Expect Update:
The congressman complaining about the DC Metro voted against the stimulus package that boosted funding for the subway.

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #7434 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 1:45pm

Starbuck wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 12:15pm:

damn pdog...don't you have laundry to fold or something?

my god...howe long did it take you to research and type/cut n paste those posts?

it doesn't take long... the last set of stuff in in this thread, i've just been reading it again.... now the stuff from 2003, that is Riffy doing what JC just said... but, I've yet to dig into 2001... Keno doesn't archive as well as here... last night I spent exactly one hour reading, and the posted it... which meant I did over 59 minutes more of factual research on politics than Riffy has done in this enitre thread.

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #7435 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 1:47pm

fuman wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 1:19pm:

Here's a funny one, to lighten things up:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/16/AR2009091603678....

From David Kurtz:

Tea partiers complain that the DC subway system wasn't prepared for last weekend's rally and that some protesters were forced to rely on free market solutions (i.e., taxis) to get to the demonstration.

About What You Would Expect Update:
The congressman complaining about the DC Metro voted against the stimulus package that boosted funding for the subway.

that's probably b/c most of those folks have no idea what urban feels like... I bet most of them think it means something racial...

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Reply #7436 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 1:54pm

Riffhard wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 12:29pm:

Pdog wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 7:03am:

I would now like to single out a Riffy Quote, and cite is as very telling of the 'ism' in his logic!!!!

Wrote and I quote!!!
Reply #2617 - 01/25/09 at 7:14pm
"When the federal government taxes hard working people and then launders that money through the federal bureaucracy and redistributes it to people that do not work, or haven't earned said monies, then that is wealth redistribution. Furthermore, when the government directs that same money towards certain segments of the citizenry like, oh I don't know, say "minorities, the long term unemployed, and women" , but avoids granting any of it to, hmmm...let's say "highly skilled professionals and white male construction workers" then they are attempting to engineer the society, or they are said to be engaging in what we would refer to as "social engineering". Got it? It ain't that difficult."

Riffy

I determine this above statement to be racist!
Pdog
9-17-2009

This is absolutely priceless because it shows a complete and absolute lack of understanding of the post that Pdog quotes. Not only is the quote completely out of context, but it is, in large part, not even my quote to begin with!!!

Hey Pdog, here's a little clue. Do you notice how much of the above post, admittedly from me, is in quotations? Do you see that? Well that's because I was quoting someone else. In this case I was quoting a hard left libtard name Robert Reich. Yes, you are right! That post is racist! It's racist as fuck! It's racist because it shines a light on the racist prism that so many liberals view the world. To a liberal like Reich we (meaning white Americans) are guilty of racism. He thinks it's endemic of our society! So what does he want to do? He wants to force "wealth redistribution" to assuage his brand of "liberal white guilt". So yes, I agree it's racist as fuck, but just not for the reason that you claim it is. You just completely made my point. Liberals dwell on race constantly! Look at Jimmy Carter for example! The guys a joke! That post proves that it is not I that m the racist, but the idiot liberal that I was quoting!

LOL!!!

Hey what is the RNC's Chairman's name again? What's his race? You guys hate him because he's black right? You racists!! I'll bet you think that Micheal Steele is an Uncle Tom. You guys are all racists! I know that my claim is true! Because I just threw it out there so it must be true!

Oh, and here's the entire racist video of liberal Robert Reich again. Perhaps you should see the real racism at play here, and quit making blanket statements that only show your ignorance. Just an idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opxuUj6vFa4

Riffy

I took out of context, what you claimed to have quoted, but instead you selected certain parts of it, and didn't cite the original person after you uncontexted their quote... You beleive that lie you just spewed, doncha?
Unlike you, I don't deny that I see race and think about peoples races... I've never even attempted to say otherwise. I can have a racist thought, and it passes and the rest of my day is pure rainbow joy, then you got a guy like Strom Thurmond who liked to cheat on his white wife with a black woman, and he made a career out of being racist... not everything is so " black and white".
I can tell you this, I don't associate with racists, and not only that, I make it a point to get away from them.... GOP could use some of that...

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #7437 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 1:57pm

Jesus Christ wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 10:01am:

Pdog wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 7:03am:

I determine this above statement to be racist!
Pdog
9-17-2009

Tut, tut, P Diddley. It's RACIALIST.

Reading your reposts of Mr. Riffhard's old
schtick is a little like the latter days of Lenny
Bruce's career, when he went onstage and
read from transcripts of his various trials.
While I am getting a kick out of it, I'm sure
most people are just skipping over it. You'd
be better off dishing it out in small doses.
People these days need sound bytes, not
novellas.

I've gotta say, though, that Mr. Riffhard's posts from the early
days of the war are pretty amazing. A stunning mixture of
ignorance and arrogance, swallowing and regurgitating EVERY
neocon lie (al Queda fighting side by side with Saddam, WMDs
everywhere, we'll be greeted as liberators, it'll be a cake walk,
it's a slam dunk...you name it) magnified by his current insistence
that anyone who doesn't absolutely hate everything about the
POTUS is an "idealogue", and topped off by his posting Matthew
7: 1-5, which I have directed toward him multiple times in this
labyrinthine thread. Of course he chose a crappier translation -
I prefer "mote" to "splinter" - but the key phrase is still "Thou
hypocrite". Then again, since Mr. Riffhard NEVER reads anything
I write - I guess his backchannel buddies just send him the gist of
it in daily PMs - howe would he know that?

In honor of those remarkable posts I've cooked him up a little snack...

Guilty! Riffy read it, and it was meant for him... seems you and bucky read it too... and this thread is easy to go back and read... I wouldn't be surprised if homey wasn't going back and editing shit know he sees how much he contradicts himself...

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #7438 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 2:03pm

nankerphelge wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 12:38pm:

Fascinating that the day the Obama Administration backs out of plans for a missle defense shield in eastern Europe because the Iranian threat is no longer an issue, is the same day that the UN IAEA admits that Iran has the capability to build and deliver a nuclear weapon.

Can this Administration get anything right?

You know, the ODDEST thing about your particular brand of, um, patriotism is that you seem to believe that America is the greatest country in the world - except for all of the branches of Government, and the majority of the people who live here, who are evidently the absolute dregs of the earth and are too stupid to be trusted with anything. So exactly what IS it about America you love so much? Just the idea of it? YOUR idea of it? The flag?

You and your pals trusted the Government to make the proper assessment of intel reports, and pull off the invasion of, destruction of, and subsequent half-assed rebuilding of Iraq. Is it THAT abject failure which makes you think the Government can't do anything right? Because we voted those bums out of office.

Do you believe that the second amendment gives you the right to overt rebellion? Is that where your teabagging shenanigans are headed? How far will you go to "save" America from the Marxist Menace? Nobody's talking about impeachment - so what ARE you wingnuts talking about?

I ask this periodically but none of you ever has the balls to answer it.

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Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 309 Gender:	Re: Obama elected President Reply #7439 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 2:20pm Jesus Christ wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 2:03pm: I ask this periodically but none of you ever has the balls to answer it. Oh that teabagger's got some balls.......... ...IN HIS FACE !!
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"You know, the ODDEST thing about your particular brand of, um, patriotism is that you seem to believe that America is the greatest country in the world - except for all of the branches of Government, and the majority of the people who live here, who are evidently the absolute dregs of the earth and are too stupid to be trusted with anything. So exactly what IS it about America you love so much? Just the idea of it? YOUR idea of it? The flag?

You and your pals trusted the Government to make the proper assessment of intel reports, and pull off the invasion of, destruction of, and subsequent half-assed rebuilding of Iraq. Is it THAT abject failure which makes you think the Government can't do anything right? Because we voted those bums out of office.

Do you believe that the second amendment gives you the right to overt rebellion? Is that where your teabagging shenanigans are headed? How far will you go to "save" America from the Marxist Menace? Nobody's talking about impeachment - so what ARE you wingnuts talking about?
"

Sorry - neither the time nor the inclination to respond to your stupidity any longer.

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Reply #7442 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 3:16pm

nankerphelge wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 3:06pm:

"You know, the ODDEST thing about your particular brand of, um, patriotism is that you seem to believe that America is the greatest country in the world - except for all of the branches of Government, and the majority of the people who live here, who are evidently the absolute dregs of the earth and are too stupid to be trusted with anything. So exactly what IS it about America you love so much? Just the idea of it? YOUR idea of it? The flag?

You and your pals trusted the Government to make the proper assessment of intel reports, and pull off the invasion of, destruction of, and subsequent half-assed rebuilding of Iraq. Is it THAT abject failure which makes you think the Government can't do anything right? Because we voted those bums out of office.

Do you believe that the second amendment gives you the right to overt rebellion? Is that where your teabagging shenanigans are headed? How far will you go to "save" America from the Marxist Menace? Nobody's talking about impeachment - so what ARE you wingnuts talking about?
"

Sorry - neither the time nor the inclination to respond to your stupidity any longer.

By some odd happenstance, the last sentence of the post you were "not" responding to got clipped off.
Allow me to reinsert it:

I ask this periodically but none of you ever has the balls to answer it.

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Reply #7445 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 3:29pm

nankerphelge wrote on Sep 17^th, 2009 at 3:06pm:

"You know, the ODDEST thing about your particular brand of, um, patriotism is that you seem to believe that America is the greatest country in the world - except for all of the branches of Government, and the majority of the people who live here, who are evidently the absolute dregs of the earth and are too stupid to be trusted with anything. So exactly what IS it about America you love so much? Just the idea of it? YOUR idea of it? The flag?

You and your pals trusted the Government to make the proper assessment of intel reports, and pull off the invasion of, destruction of, and subsequent half-assed rebuilding of Iraq. Is it THAT abject failure which makes you think the Government can't do anything right? Because we voted those bums out of office.

Do you believe that the second amendment gives you the right to overt rebellion? Is that where your teabagging shenanigans are headed? How far will you go to "save" America from the Marxist Menace? Nobody's talking about impeachment - so what ARE you wingnuts talking about?
"

Sorry - neither the time nor the inclination to respond to your stupidity any longer.

That's right bushie, don't answer, besides it's not polite to talk with your mouth full

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Reply #7446 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 4:22pm

gettin' ugly.

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #7448 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 4:48pm

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances
and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference
and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well
fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the
shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home
with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and
everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant 's
house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall
overcome.' Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the
grasshopper's sake.

Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry
King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and
both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair
share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper
Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of
green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his
home is confiscated by the government.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last
bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just
happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he
doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the
house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize
the once peaceful neighborhood.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be VERY careful how you vote in 2010

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #7449 - Sep 17^th, 2009 at 5:15pm

The future of the Republican Party:

CONNECTICUT

Wrestling Impresario Enters Senate Race

World Wresting Entertainment chief executive Linda McMahon entered Connecticut's Republican race for U.S. Senate on Wednesday, adding a celebrity element to a contest that promises to be among the most competitive in the country.

"Washington is out of control, and sadly, Senator Chris Dodd has lost his way and our trust," McMahon said in a statement. "I can't sit by on the sidelines anymore knowing that I have both the experience and the strength to stand up to special interests and bring badly needed change to Washington."

McMahon is half of the husband-and-wife duo who run the wrestling empire out of Stamford, Conn. Those familiar with her candidacy say she will spend heavily from her personal wealth. McMahon plans to take no cash from political action committees or special interests and is limiting private donations to her campaign to $100 -- the sort of pledges that only wealthy candidates can afford to make.

McMahon joins former congressman Rob Simmons, former ambassador Tom Foley and state Sen. Sam Caligiuri as Republicans running for the chance to unseat Dodd. Investor Peter Schiff, who served as an adviser to the presidential campaign of Rep. Ron Paul (Tex.), is likely to run as well.

Dodd is among the most vulnerable senators up for reelection in November 2010, although a new poll conducted by Research 2000 for the liberal blog Daily Kos suggests that the Democratic incumbent may be gaining ground.

-- Chris Cillizza

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