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Re: Krauthammer Says Obama "Likely" to be Presiden
Reply #653 - Oct 26th, 2008 at 4:59am
Man, all these conservatives going Obama. It's interesting folks. Is it true what they say, that papa never worked a day in his life? Whoops, sorry. Got the song stuck in my head. I meant to say: Is it true what they say, that once you've had Barack you never go back? These conservatives have the money and all, but support Obama who will give that money to the needy. I think what we have here is a clear secret Bolshevik conspiracy. They get it, man. They understand the proletariat Obama speaks of. And they're all philanthropic as a result.
But sure Obama doesn't have "executive experience" like Palin. However, it's been pointed out that Bush III had that going for him too. Load of good that did for his rep, and the country altogether. Now, executive experience is fine if you use it well, but what the fuck do it matter when you use it fire troopers and stop bridges to nowhere? And all Bush did with his was help out some oil men and give the orders for executions. Just cause you have the experience of ordering that some legally retarded truck driver up for manslaughter cause he accidentally ran over a blind lady wearing black in the middle of the night gets the chair, doesn't mean you're ready for prez. About the most foreign place Bush ever saw as governor was Lubbock.
I'll admit a senator who worked as a community organizer ain't the grandest of pre-requisites to be head honcho. But knowing how to deal with the homeless, unemployed, drug-addicted and discriminated? That's par for the course called America, where in some places being white, Christian, conservative and male actually makes you the maltreated minority, if you listen to guys like Joe the Plumber! Barack saw the mean streets and said "No more poverty damnit" and under his breath adding "If that's what gets me president then sure I'll try I guess" If he can clean up Iraq to focus on domestic issues, he can pick up where poor LBJ left off before he had to slay the Red Dragon to appease the John Birch Society crowd.
Ha, "The Great Society" my ass. Here comes "The Sweet Society" brothas and sistahs! Jeremiah Wright will be secretary of stickin' it to the man and Bill Ayers the secretary of weapons and defense... homeland defense, as in defense from right-wingers at home who foist their bourgeois values on normal everyday Americans who have a college degree and read Mao and Marx during frosh week. Under Obama, when you get that job managing the chain of pancake houses, you don't get that inexplicable privelege of earning so much you can buy a helicopter just to fly it right into a volcano and jump out with a parachute at the last moment while smoking a Cuban cigar, eating caviar and wiping your mouth with gold boullion napkins.
You no longer have that job so you can earn 10 to the power of 10,000,000 more money than the guy who cleans toilets at the subway station all day! Don't like it? Then move to Russia where communism's effects still linger, only the law there is so twisted you can join the Mafia and not work at anything except importing Japanese technology and you make more than Czar Vladamir "The Judo Chop Puppeteer" Putin the First (and only that is). In summary, I guess being a governor is like a community organizer, except you actually have responsibilities... that you can neglect to do or heap on someone else when the scandal hits. That, and as governor you actually get things done... and I mean done and done... like dead... fried, if you will.
BTW, This has been a comedic/semi-serious piece of political satire thankyouverymuch. No I am not inebriated, just inspired. If I was drunk, could I have just written inebriated... ooo, I did it again see. Ain't no drunk gonna be able to write so co-hearintlee!!! But seriously, community organizer isn't as pressure-packed a job as governor at all but a governor can't do their job and a community organizer can't do a governor's job... cause they'd become dope sick from the lack of intravenous "hope," "courage," "change" and "glory" they're actually able to take in. Obama's going to be the first president to hold rallies instead of press conferences or state of the union addresses. And somewhere that guy who wrote "Springtime for Hitler" will say "Yeeeesss! Finally Washington will resemble Nuremberg for a change!" Wait, was that all fiction? Ok, then let's just say some old secret Nazi working for a telephone company in Argentina.
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