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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6300 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 1:04pm

Did anyone see The Daily Show last night? It's rare that I remember to tune in, but I watched last night as Jon Stewart interviewed William Crystal.

So Jon asked William "shouldn't our troops get decent medical coverage" to which Mr Crystal responded "They do. They get the best the United States has to offer" (paraphrasing).

So then Jon asks William if he is saying that "the US Government is providing them with the best possible coverage?".

BINGO. So William Crystal believes that our government can provide good medical coverage. Not just good, the best. Busted.

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,088 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Obama elected President Reply #6301 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 2:01pm please remove glencars one liners from the polls seeing as how he left us cocksuckers.
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: Obama elected President Reply #6302 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 2:09pm Some Guy wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 2:01pm: please remove glencars one liners from the polls seeing as how he left us cocksuckers. he's just on an extended vacation and cant be bothered (see: Bush/Katrina)
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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6303 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 2:16pm

nankerphelge wrote on Jul 27^th, 2009 at 12:09pm:

Hey this Rush vs. Riffy game, can anyone play?

ABSOLUTELY! It's all-inclusive, big-tent fun for
the whole family.

nankerphelge wrote on Jul 27^th, 2009 at 12:09pm:

Or is it just bitter libs that can't muster even the lamest of arguments in support of their idiotic Prez so they decided to bust on Riffy instead?

Just curious.

What do We "libs" have to be bitter about? We got an honest-to-God socialist / Marxist / Muslim / Negro / bomb-throwing anarchist elected to the Presidency! We're putting a reverse-racist Latina activist judge in the Supreme Court! We got communist comedian Al Frankenstein in the senate! Yay! Next up: Wavy Gravy for Secretary of Good Vibes!

No, Mr. Nankerphelge, I'm afraid the only ones who sound bitter are you, with your cut & paste
articles about how Joe Biden made an oopsy, Mr. Glencar with his obsessive distaste for the
First Lady and even the Obama children, and, pre-eminently, Mr. Riffhard with his whole schtick.
Someone should tell him that yelling and swearing so much will not only raise his blood pressure
to dangerous levels, it also makes him sound DESPERATELY bitter.

As far as arguing with you guys, why would we bother?

Let Me clue you in, Mr. Nankerphelge. One reason none of us "drones" argue with you is because we aren't drones. We don't necessarily agree with everything the President says or does. We voted for him NOT because We thought he was some sort of "Messiah" or because we expected to agree with everything he does. We had the choice of John McCain/Sarah Palin or Obama/Biden, and we made what we saw as the only intelligent choice. I personally believe that, despite the President's naturally declining approval ratings, if the election was held AGAIN today, it would come out the same.

Obama doesn't need to be perfect - like Me, for example. You seem to be comparing him to some perfect politician, one who pleases everyone and never makes a bad move. That guy was not on the ballot. So as long as Mr. Obama is doing better than Mr. Bush did (duh), or what Mr. McCain was likely to do (bomb bomb bomb Iran, perhaps? ""The issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should. I've got Greenspan's book." ETC), and as long as poor old Joe Biden isn't as absurdly unready for any office as Sarah Palin, or as unprincipled and downright EVIL as Dick Cheney, then most of us are willing to forgive some gaffes and see how things go.

An example: Mr. Glencar repeatedly harping on Mr. Obama's mention of the "Austrian language", or calling Putin the President of Russia instead of Prime Minister. PLEASE. Bush made mistakes bigger than that before breakfast. He made verbal gaffes which got Americans KILLED ("Bring 'em on.") There are websites FULL of his verbal stupidity. Mr. McCain, for his part, appeared ready to break off relations with Spain and to think it was a country in this hemisphere.

It's not like everyone runs from the superior logic of your "arguments" and "attacks" Mr. Riffhard "instead". Mr. Riffhard's arguments were all discussed and discounted by the electorate last fall. Just because he wants to rehash them all and scream obscenities at us about William Ayers or Saul Alinsky doesn't mean any of us needs to keep a straight face while he's doing it.

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6304 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 2:21pm

jesus, what do you have to say about these harrisburg PA allegations?

are you, or have you ever been, a big bellied sap sucker?

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6306 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 2:37pm

Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 11:27am:

Saint Sway wrote on Jul 27^th, 2009 at 11:56am:

Starbuck, you know I have retired from outing personalities here.

that said, JC is not Fleabit.

I'm enjoying Jesus' posts. My favorite alter ego since "Michael Cohl"

and he's got a really HUGE bumper sticker following..... you know that has to be killing Riffy

Correctamundo Sway, JC is not who the bushgeeks accused of being

I think by now it's pretty obvious who it is and if it isn't, its someone doing a knock up job impersonating their MO

BOOOOOOOSH GEEEEEEEKS !!!!

Yup... People just make shit up, and present it as fact... It's funny to watch the meltdowns... I too am concerned about blood pressure... Let's call the question.
Nanky said he had IP info, that some gave him... we;; we know that's a lie, but I challenge him to back up his claim. Can he be real? I doubt it. I remember being on the recieving end of their lies... Anyone who lies, like that, to try to hurt people... not a man IMO. And when Nanky got called out on me about his lie, he broke up with me... And to this fday, I have kept the confidence he had once asked of me face to face...
irony on irony how these guys freak out self righteously, and then do the shit they seem to say is wrong to do...
Remeber when Republican got elected by saying they were going to end carrer politicians and vote for term limits? What did they do... Went after the president and dropped that promise... smears are not effectual forms of governing... and they are not patriotic and they are not making you happy!!!
suckers!

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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: Obama elected President Reply #6307 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 2:55pm I'm sorry, I apologize, my last post wasn't clear. In honor of our troops, quit making shit up.
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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6308 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 3:42pm

"Nanky said he had IP info, that some gave him... we;; we know that's a lie,"

You don't know SHIT!

"And when Nanky got called out on me about his lie, he broke up with me"

What lie -- what the FUCK are you talking about?
I have spoken to you twice in my life -- once in NYC at Stout and once in AC.
I hardly spoke to you at NYC, and I only spoke to you for about 10 minutes in AC.
I am curious to know what I could have possibly told you "in confidence" in those few minutes that you claim is such a state secret that you continue to hold my confidence. Go ahead - I hereby waive the confidential status of said communication. Let's hear it!

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,088 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Obama elected President Reply #6309 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 4:05pm this ain't lookin' good
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,775 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Obama elected President Reply #6310 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 4:12pm "Well? We're waiting!"
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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6311 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 4:15pm

nankerphelge wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 3:42pm:

"Nanky said he had IP info, that some gave him... we;; we know that's a lie,"

You don't know SHIT!

"And when Nanky got called out on me about his lie, he broke up with me"

What lie -- what the FUCK are you talking about?
I have spoken to you twice in my life -- once in NYC at Stout and once in AC.
I hardly spoke to you at NYC, and I only spoke to you for about 10 minutes in AC.
I am curious to know what I could have possibly told you "in confidence" in those few minutes that you claim is such a state secret that you continue to hold my confidence. Go ahead - I hereby waive the confidential status of said communication. Let's hear it!

pdog knows that you sleep in chuck leavell underoos!

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6313 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 4:16pm

this might be worth stickin' around for. like when pug tried to hop on the mechanical bull.

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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,775 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Obama elected President Reply #6314 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 4:19pm yeah it might! I'd like to hear it. PBrain has been calling me a liar now for awhile, and makes it sound like I entrusted him with some huge secret. I have spoke to him for all of about 15 minutes in my life. I cannot imagine what he thinks I told him "in confidence" that is so hush-hush. C'mon big boy - let's hear it.
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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6315 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 4:23pm

i heard he has has your long distance operator in his rolodex. either that or he has some embarassing pictures from your hard drive.....

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6316 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 4:25pm

nankerphelge wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 4:19pm:

yeah it might!
I'd like to hear it.
PBrain has been calling me a liar now for awhile, and makes it sound like I entrusted him with some huge secret.

I have spoke to him for all of about 15 minutes in my life.
I cannot imagine what he thinks I told him "in confidence" that is so hush-hush.

C'mon big boy - let's hear it.

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6317 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 4:26pm

pdog knows you keep a copy of "hotel california" hidden behind the toilet.

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6318 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 4:29pm

Pdog found out who your "sources deep in intel" are.

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,088 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Obama elected President Reply #6319 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 4:39pm It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. Men! Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back.
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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6321 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 4:59pm

maybe he forgot whatever it was.

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6323 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 5:28pm

Pdog heard whispers that Nanky is a freemason.

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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #6324 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 5:59pm

nankerphelge wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 3:42pm:

"Nanky said he had IP info, that some gave him... we;; we know that's a lie,"

You don't know SHIT!

"And when Nanky got called out on me about his lie, he broke up with me"

What lie -- what the FUCK are you talking about?
I have spoken to you twice in my life -- once in NYC at Stout and once in AC.
I hardly spoke to you at NYC, and I only spoke to you for about 10 minutes in AC.
I am curious to know what I could have possibly told you "in confidence" in those few minutes that you claim is such a state secret that you continue to hold my confidence. Go ahead - I hereby waive the confidential status of said communication. Let's hear it!

ok, you told me to keep all pics and comments about your current girlfriend off the board and private, b/c you were getting divorced and your soon to be ex was stalking you. I beleive this had blown over by AC... I said no problem, confidence number one. the 2nd was that you had also hooked up with, while you were married with a person from these boards, confidence number two. She Rat was sitting there with me, so I can verify it. Thanks for the waiver. Amazing what people tell you when they are buzzed, and what you remeber when you're not...

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