I have both the time and the inclination to post both the rant from here as well as the one he posted on the Couch:

Posted on RO:

I always said I'd never do this, but -

Yesterday in the thread where all of the usual right-wing assholes were desperately trying to stick up for their hero Rush Limbaugh, frantically erecting strawmen and changing the subject, I somehow missed Telecaster's comments about my girlfriend. Not even original - basically a rehash of the same reprehensible, cowardly and oh-so-Republican tactics employed by Tele's boyfriend Fiji, who later (upping his own cowardice dramatically) later denied ever saying it, and very reminiscent of their idol Dick Cheney in outing Valerie Plame. Like I said, I missed it, until SHE read it a minute ago and pointed it out to me. Of course she's insulted, hurt, probably confused as to why she's being attacked here where she rarely even posts, and highly disappointed in me for continuing to post here, opening her up to attacks by assholes she doesn't even know. And she's right about all of that. I love her more than anything, and there's certainly nothing here that is even remotely as important as that. God knows I don't care much about the Stones anymore - dried up old greedy men wringing every last penny out of people who can't decide whether they passed their peak 20 or 30 years ago. I've got some friends here, but they all know what my email address is, and they know they're welcome at my house anytime they're in the neighborhood.

I've also got some enemies here, and anyone who thinks "we all love the Stones, that's all that matters" is insane. The differences between us are life and death. We're not even of the same species. So Tele, as well as Fiji, Max, Nanker, Riffy and your few pathetic right-wing groupies - fuck off. The future will judge you for your views, even if you held them solely for the purpose of pissing off liberals.

To Gerardo, Jaxx, and Gazza - you are all great hosts, with far more patience with loudmouths like me than I would have. It was a pleasure to meet Jaxx and Gazza, and I regret never meeting Gerardo in person. Thanks for everything, and I'm sorry for any messes I made.

Posted on the Couch:

Oh, it's been fun. Let's see. We had this hilarious thread going over at Rocks Off about how Rush Limbaugh got caught with a suspicious script for VIAGRA coming back from the DOMINICAN REPUBLIC - bwahahahaha! You can't make this shit up! And of course all the usual rightwingers got theirt panties in a wad, and Telly chimed in with his usual "We control everything! You guys are losers!" spiel, which I responded to with MY usual "you're a prematurely gay drunk" spiel, and then he took a page from the Fiji Joe/Dick Cheney Handbook of Dirty Pool and responded with something about how my girlfriend is so ugly that I need a truckload of viagra to get it up - he wasn't smooth about it like Fiji, so he could later claim he never said any such thing, because, well, because Telly's just not nearly as smart as Feej. Anyhoo, I ignored it for a day, but then Erica read it and told me I could post on my COOL message board all I wanted but she would think a little bit less of me each time I did. So I did what I always laughed at you and Feej and everyone else who ever does it - I posted a "you won't have Dick Nixon to kick around" speech and left. I really didn't stomp off in a huff, just said what I had to say. I really don't give a shit about the Stones anymore anyway. But I wanted to burn my bridges so I told all the rightwingers to fuck off, which I think was confusing to them - I wasn't telling them to fuck off because I thought THEY said shit about Erica, just because I don't plan on ever seeing them again and don't want them laboring under the delusion that I feel anything but revulsion for their politics, and the fact that they like the Stones doesn't cancel out the fact that they are masturbate to pictures of fighter jets and have been breathlessly tick-tick-ticking off the seconds until we start yet another war against the evil doers who hate us for our freedom. So the SECOND I posted it Fiji ran back in, under his OWN NAME, and started doing this ridiculous victory dance - tell me, how is him refusing to post at Rocks Off because I was there much different from me pouting across the street? Never mind, hypothetical question. So anyway, most of the gang from here came over to say good riddance to bad rubbish.

Anyway, the thread is called "Nazi Freaks Fuck Off", and will be up for another day or so until I delete it.

I think we're setting off fireworks tonight - come on down if you've a mind to.

Oh, PS - Payphone Al, if you took my comments from I forget when as a diss, I apologize. I think you are a great guy, and I was just making another of my stupid jokes that nobody thinks is funny. I told Erin about it and asked her to tell you.
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Interesting how Captain Tolerance was pissed at things said by Tele and Feej, but by his own admission decided to lash out at all of us "typical right wing assholes" even though Riffy and I never did anything to this idiot other than not agree with his politics! 

A douchebag of monumental proportions!

Statement from Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack

  "Through the Recovery Act, the U.S. Department of Agriculture has made $100 million available to the states for The Emergency Food Assistance Program (TEFAP), which acquires food that is distributed to local organizations that assist the needy – including food banks, food pantries, and soup kitchens.

The Recovery Act funds referenced in press reports allowed states to purchase ham, cheese and dairy products for these food banks, soup kitchens and food pantries that provide assistance to people who otherwise do not have access to food. This program will help reduce hunger of those hardest hit by the current economic recession.

The references to "2 pound frozen ham sliced" are to the sizes of the packaging. Press reports suggesting that the Recovery Act spent $1.191 million to buy "2 pounds of ham" are wrong. In fact, the contract in question purchased 760,000 pounds of ham for $1.191 million, at a cost of approximately $1.50 per pound.
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Perfect example.
Dept of Agriculture decides to use over a million in stimulus funds to buy ham at $1.50 per pound when it can be bought for half that price at the local grocery store.

And you libs want Washington to run health care - they can't even run a damn cafeteria!

nankerphelge wrote on Jul 20^th, 2009 at 12:48pm:



Yes liberals believe that big government is good, but big business is bad. Weird that they would think that way. Government has bankrupted Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, and has ruined public education, yet they still believe that the government would do a better job handling healthcare than would a free market capitalist driven system.


Also funny thta they never seem to take into account that currently 85% of all people in the USA are prefectly happy with their healthcare plan yet they are ready to throw the entire system in the gutter for only 15% of the population. Typical liberal thought process. Or lack thereof.


Riffy

I find it ironic that he accused everyone of "erecting strawmen" which he has now taken to new levels!!

And Dick Cheney clearly played a big role in his psychosis -- he makes an appearance in both rants for his "Dirty Pool" tactics!

Coo Coo for Coco Puffs!

nankerphelge wrote on Jul 20^th, 2009 at 12:04pm:

"Today is a self-imposed White House deadline to identify another $100 million in 2009 budget cuts requested by President Obama in April from his cabinet secretaries--and so far, it has not announced any cuts.

“I'm asking for all of them to identify at least $100 million in additional cuts to their administrative budgets, separate and apart from the work that [Office of Management and Budget Director] Peter Orszag and the rest of our team are doing, to go line by line with the budget and identify programmatic cuts that need to be made,” the President said at his first cabinet meeting on April 20.

In a background document released that day, the White House said the president “will challenge his cabinet to cut a collective 100 million dollars in the next 90 days. Agencies will be required to report back with their savings at the end of 90 days.”

Technically the 90 days were up on Sunday. But Monday [July 20] was the first business day for government agencies since the deadline. As of midday Monday, the White House had not announced any additional administrative spending cuts."
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What?
No spending cuts?
It is almost as if he lied!

Some Guy wrote on Jul 20^th, 2009 at 1:18pm:


no doubt. if only people would post under their real handles, life would be #@!$ing simpler.

BTW, moonpiddle came to one of our gigs a few weeks backs. he's lost weight.

Starbuck wrote on Jul 20^th, 2009 at 2:00pm:

moonwalk would be huge.

I'm going out on a limb and saying, after 246 pages, no one has changed their mind on how they feel about our President or the Ex-President.

Shall we now discuss the Israel/Palestinian situation?

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our dearly departed fleabit is not the one in the beret.

besides, have we determined that JC is fleabit? that would be gheyer than ghey! to post the FU nazis thread and then come back under another handle....that's just plain retarded.

i needs me some proof!

BTW, i will be out for most of the week on jury duty. with sway gone too, we will need someone to step up and ride motels's ass until we get back. any volunteers? TIA.

Wow!

http://www.breitbart.tv/obama-african-americans-are-more-fundamentally-rooted-in...

Some Guy wrote on Jul 20^th, 2009 at 1:18pm:


FlebitFijiMonkeyJoe