Jesus Christ wrote on Jul 16
th, 2009 at 4:08pm:
Starbuck wrote on Jul 16
th, 2009 at 2:00pm:
no way!
no freakin way!
JESUS FLEABIT MONKEY??!?!? IS IT REALLY YOU???
Clearly, I am all things to all people! I have been accused/suspected of being Brainbell Jangler, Sirmoonie, Fiji, Fleabit Peanut Monkey, an amalgamation of all of the above, Nasty Habits, and
I believe a few others (I have neither the time nor inclination, yadda yadda yadda). I believe Leonid was also accused of being Fleabit Peanut Monkey.
I am obviously a vast left-wing conspiracy.
I am whoever you need Me to be - the Alpha and the Omega.
It seems to Me that Mr. Nankerphelge was CRUSHED when his boyfriend "Jon" left him, apparently after breaking his bread. That evidently happened years ago, yet he still sees him everywhere.
That's so sweet!
You are a deceiver. A false prophet. You make noise, you are on stage, but like a bass player in a rock n' roll band, no one hears you. No one really cares. You are interchangeable with any other preacher of the "good" message, or any other carrier of the low tones.
Cast this "Jesus" aside. There's no salvation to be had in his presence. No truth in his words. No reward for your allegiance. Plus, he's high maintenance and requires bi-weekly trips to the hairdresser.
Come to me. I offer REAL hope. REAL change. At a low, low price.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnxkfLe4G74