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Question: What item is most likely found in the top drawer of Riffy's dresser?

naked pictures of Reagan    
  5 (20.0%)
Barry O voodoo doll    
  3 (12.0%)
Hoffa's body    
  2 (8.0%)
DVDs of "saved by the bell", season 3    
  1 (4.0%)
JC's boss's phone number    
  2 (8.0%)
bucket of chicken    
  5 (20.0%)
three sticks of "secret" deoderant, labels facing out    
  3 (12.0%)
"Eagles Greatest Hits" CD    
  4 (16.0%)




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Re:  Obama elected President
Reply #6050 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:00pm
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nankerphelge wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 1:27pm:
"Of course, in this particular realm of "Who Cares?" lame-ass criticisms"

So now, in addition to being King of the Strawmen arguments, you are also the self-proclaimed "decider" of what people care about.

How positively condescending of you Jon..I mean Jesus!

You throw like a girl too!


no way!

no freakin way!

JESUS FLEABIT MONKEY??!?!? IS IT REALLY YOU???




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Re:  Obama elected President
Reply #6051 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:02pm
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I don't hate Jesus, Jizzy.

I feel bad for him.

His second coming wasn't nearly as fun as I thought it would be.

Turns out he is still the same pathetic wuss he was when he left.

And all you lil' boys sit around rubbing your dickheads together thinking he is something special.

He isn't.

Just another angry leftie with zero balls and a room-temp intellect.

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Re:  Obama elected President
Reply #6052 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:04pm
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Ouch. Nanky! Clearly you must of pulled your back out on that post.

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Re:  Obama elected President
Reply #6053 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:19pm
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nankerphelge wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:02pm:
I don't hate Jesus, Jizzy.

I feel bad for him.

His second coming wasn't nearly as fun as I thought it would be.

Turns out he is still the same pathetic wuss he was when he left.

And all you lil' boys sit around rubbing your dickheads together thinking he is something special.

He isn't.

Just another angry leftie with zero balls and a room-temp intellect.




You will be smote.



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Re:  Obama elected President
Reply #6054 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:20pm
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"Ouch. Nanky! Clearly you must of pulled your back out on that post."

Sway, I think you have successfully wrestled the "useless poster" belt away from TTM.

Congrats.
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Re:  Obama elected President
Reply #6055 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:20pm
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nankerphelge wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:02pm:
I don't hate Jesus, Jizzy.

I feel bad for him.

His second coming wasn't nearly as fun as I thought it would be.

Turns out he is still the same pathetic wuss he was when he left.

And all you lil' boys sit around rubbing your dickheads together thinking he is something special.

He isn't.

Just another angry leftie with zero balls and a room-temp intellect.




You will be smote.







actually, it should be "you will be smoten".
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Re:  Obama elected President
Reply #6056 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:24pm
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Starbuck wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:00pm:
nankerphelge wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 1:27pm:
"Of course, in this particular realm of "Who Cares?" lame-ass criticisms"

So now, in addition to being King of the Strawmen arguments, you are also the self-proclaimed "decider" of what people care about.

How positively condescending of you Jon..I mean Jesus!

You throw like a girl too!


no way!

no freakin way!

JESUS FLEABIT MONKEY??!?!? IS IT REALLY YOU???






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Re:  Obama elected President
Reply #6057 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:29pm
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Starbuck wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:20pm:
Quote:
nankerphelge wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:02pm:
I don't hate Jesus, Jizzy.

I feel bad for him.

His second coming wasn't nearly as fun as I thought it would be.

Turns out he is still the same pathetic wuss he was when he left.

And all you lil' boys sit around rubbing your dickheads together thinking he is something special.

He isn't.

Just another angry leftie with zero balls and a room-temp intellect.




You will be smote.







actually, it should be "you will be smoten".

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Re:  Obama elected President
Reply #6058 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 4:08pm
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Starbuck wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:00pm:
no way!

no freakin way!

JESUS FLEABIT MONKEY??!?!? IS IT REALLY YOU???



Clearly, I am all things to all people!  I have been accused/suspected of being Brainbell Jangler, Sirmoonie, Fiji, Fleabit Peanut Monkey, an amalgamation of all of the above, Nasty Habits, and
I believe a few others (I have neither the time nor inclination, yadda yadda yadda).  I believe Leonid was also accused of being Fleabit Peanut Monkey.

I am obviously a vast left-wing conspiracy.

I am whoever you need Me to be - the Alpha and the Omega.

It seems to Me that Mr. Nankerphelge was CRUSHED when his boyfriend "Jon" left him, apparently  after breaking his bread. That evidently happened years ago, yet he still sees him everywhere. 

That's so sweet!
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Re:  Obama elected President
Reply #6059 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 4:21pm
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god damn, fleabit! good to see you!

tell me...is SS still a beer bellied sap sucker? any big gigs lately?
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Re:  Obama elected President
Reply #6060 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 6:07pm
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We'll know if JC is Flea if he is dating a fat girl. So, JC are ya dating a lard ass?


My guess is-yes!


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Reply #6061 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 8:47pm
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Jesus Christ wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 4:08pm:
Starbuck wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:00pm:
no way!

no freakin way!

JESUS FLEABIT MONKEY??!?!? IS IT REALLY YOU???



Clearly, I am all things to all people!  I have been accused/suspected of being Brainbell Jangler, Sirmoonie, Fiji, Fleabit Peanut Monkey, an amalgamation of all of the above, Nasty Habits, and
I believe a few others (I have neither the time nor inclination, yadda yadda yadda).  I believe Leonid was also accused of being Fleabit Peanut Monkey.

I am obviously a vast left-wing conspiracy.

I am whoever you need Me to be - the Alpha and the Omega.

It seems to Me that Mr. Nankerphelge was CRUSHED when his boyfriend "Jon" left him, apparently  after breaking his bread. That evidently happened years ago, yet he still sees him everywhere.  

That's so sweet!



You are a deceiver.  A false prophet.  You make noise, you are on stage, but like a bass player in a rock n' roll band, no one hears you.  No one really cares.  You are interchangeable with any other preacher of the "good" message, or any other carrier of the low tones.

Cast this "Jesus" aside.  There's no salvation to be had in his presence.  No truth in his words. No reward for your allegiance.  Plus, he's high maintenance and requires bi-weekly trips to the hairdresser.  

Come to me.  I offer REAL hope.  REAL change.  At a low, low price.

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Reply #6062 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 9:44pm
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you want some sympathy?
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Reply #6063 - Jul 16th, 2009 at 10:29pm
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lotsajizz wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 9:44pm:
you want some sympathy?


I want your eternal soul.  And some of those cheese on cheese snack crackers.  That would be nice.
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Reply #6064 - Jul 17th, 2009 at 5:56am
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nankerphelge wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 2:20pm:
Sway, I think you have successfully wrestled the "useless poster" belt away from TTM.



It's good to be useless, very liberating....noone expects anything.
Let's go get drunk You rock! Let's go get drunk
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Reply #6065 - Jul 17th, 2009 at 9:31am
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Sorry TTM.
Your posts aren't useless.
Sway's, however....

Speaking of useless, I give you, Joe Biden:

“Now, people when I say that look at me and say, ‘What are you talking about, Joe? You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?’” Biden said. “The answer is yes, that's what I’m telling you.”

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Reply #6066 - Jul 17th, 2009 at 11:09am
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The economic illiteracy of Obummer and Biden is startling! I have never seen such ineptness in all my life! Bush was a much better president than this fucking clown! Not even the intellectual giants like JC (Flea) and leonid can defend these morons. Well, perhaps they can, but that only makes them look as stupid as Joe Biden!


In order to keep ourselves from going bankrupt we must spend future generations earnings before they are even legally capable of working for a living. That makes perfect sense! Defend that idiocy drones. Have at it you intellectual giants!

Anyone who still believes in Obummer is a moron. That is not opinion. That is fact. If you believe this little socialist/Marxist fuck you're an idiot. Yes, that means you JC (Flea)!

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Reply #6067 - Jul 17th, 2009 at 12:13pm
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Gee Riffraff, try not to be such a coward. We'll pull through. It will turn around eventually.

It doesn't help to worry to such an extreme, and it will have detrimental effects to your health.
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My brightest pupil:

U.S. Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, says he was dismayed that Congress passed the war supplemental appropriations bill so easily last week.

�An economic collapse seems to be the goal of Congress and this administration,� Paul said during his weekly radio address Monday.

�Washington spends with impunity, domestically bailing and nationalizing basically everything they can get their hands on,� Paul said.

Mocking the idea that Obama was a �peace candidate,� Paul pointed out that hisadministration will be sending another $106 billion it doesn't have "to continue the bloodshed in Afghanistan and Iraq without a hint of a plan to bring American troops home."

Paul noted that many of his congressional colleagues who previously voted with him in opposition to every war supplemental request under the Bush administration seem to have changed their tune. He maintains that a vote to fund the war is a vote in favor of the war.

�Congress exercises its constitutional prerogatives through the power of the purse,� Paul said. �As long as Congress continues to enable these dangerous interventions abroad, there is no end in sight: that is until we face total economic collapse.�

Paul noted that, as Americans struggle through the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression, the foreign aid and International Monetary Fund appropriations in the spending bill passed last week can be called an international bailout:

The emergency supplemental appropriations bill sends:

# $660 million to Gaza

# $555 million to Israel

# $310 million to Egypt

# $300 million to Jordan

# $420 million to Mexico

# $889 million to the United Nations for so-called �peace-keeping� missions

# $1 billion overseas to address the global financial crisis outside U.S. borders

# $8 billion to address a potential pandemic flu, which he said could result in mandatory vaccinations �for no discernable reason other than to enrich the pharmaceutical companies.�

Perhaps most outrageous, Paul said, is the $108 billion loan guarantee to the IMF.
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Reply #6069 - Jul 17th, 2009 at 1:01pm
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gazza is gettin 660 million?
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Reply #6070 - Jul 17th, 2009 at 11:18pm
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for riffy...sean....and all the other history buffs!

fascinating cartoons!

http://www.zshare.net/video/5277069661cc7477/

http://www.zshare.net/video/52768854cf1504f4/
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Reply #6071 - Jul 18th, 2009 at 7:53am
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Saint Sway wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 1:31pm:
Nanky,

Is it true that halfway thru your last post you got winded and had to take a knee??



HaHa!
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Reply #6072 - Jul 18th, 2009 at 8:00am
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i thought it would take a little longer, before the neo-cons had complete meltdowns and just resorted to name calling with no real poltical argument, it seems the JC poster sped up that process. So now we get to enjoy the vile commetns again we were having for the three months before the election.
When push comes to shove, I'm always at least 51% rock and roll, so even if I come to thread, with highest passion, I never let poltics dominate. With all the comments just aimed at people in personal attacks, no humor just hate, you suck all the rock and roll out of yourself. You don't even post rock and roll, and if you do it is forced and contrived...
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Reply #6073 - Jul 18th, 2009 at 9:34am
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you made a grown man cry
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Reply #6074 - Jul 18th, 2009 at 9:48am
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Riffy, I have to say that despite not knowing a great deal about American politics, I am enjoying your postings in this thread very much.

I too, am anti-socialism, communism etc. It has sadly become the acceptable form of extremism in the UK and we are crumbling because of it.

The Union rep at my place of work is a lovely chap – Jewish, actually – but his far-left views are baffling. He keeps putting copies of the Socialist Worker in a brown envelope and leaving them in my desk drawer!
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