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Question: What item is most likely found in the top drawer of Riffy's dresser?

naked pictures of Reagan    
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Barry O voodoo doll    
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Hoffa's body    
  2 (8.0%)
DVDs of "saved by the bell", season 3    
  1 (4.0%)
JC's boss's phone number    
  2 (8.0%)
bucket of chicken    
  5 (20.0%)
three sticks of "secret" deoderant, labels facing out    
  3 (12.0%)
"Eagles Greatest Hits" CD    
  4 (16.0%)




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Reply #5700 - Jun 30th, 2009 at 6:18pm
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I have tried and tried to figure out why the intelligent Republicans think she's ready.

The ONLY thing that makes any sense to me, is that she will bring voters to the polls, nothing valid about her qualifications is ever discussed.



She was chosen for the most cynical reasons possible and it blew up in their face. At least this time we have plenty of advance warning on the kind of person she is. It's not like Bush who came out of nowhere and raised enough money to bury the competition before ever opening his mouth.
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It's not like Obalama who came out of nowhere and raised enough money to bury the competition before ever opening his mouth.
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Reply #5702 - Jun 30th, 2009 at 6:31pm
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It's not like Obalama who came out of nowhere and raised enough money to bury the competition before ever opening his mouth.

Puke all over me (wait that is BLEED)


Huh? Is this a joke? It was a three way race with Hillary Clinton possibly annoited the nominee before being defeated by a better ground game.
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Reply #5703 - Jun 30th, 2009 at 6:35pm
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ijwthstd wrote on Jun 30th, 2009 at 6:18pm:
She was chosen for the most cynical reasons possible and it blew up in their face. At least this time we have plenty of advance warning on the kind of person she is. It's not like Bush who came out of nowhere and raised enough money to bury the competition before ever opening his mouth.


There is exactly one reason Palin is anywhere today.
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Reply #5704 - Jun 30th, 2009 at 7:40pm
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It's not like Obalama who came out of nowhere and raised enough money to bury the competition before ever opening his mouth.



Well, he DID come out of nowhere as far as most voters are concerned.

I watched most if not all of his Iowa caucuses, and he said EXACTLY the right thing for me.
I was SO proud of Iowa (my family comes from Iowa). Didn't they favor Pat Robertson years ago?
Wow, they have come a long way.

Very little of what Obama said in Iowa was going to directly impact my life, but what an impressive mind. Same for Michelle.
It was so different than any pol I have ever seen. All with the proper emphasis. They get it. Now lets see what they can accomplish.
I know there are some here who think he's got it all wrong, and I listen to these comments. But nothing has been written that shakes me. It seems at times like EVERYTHING will be throw against the wall to see what sticks, and that in and of itself tells me there isn't a point being made, just frustration. Same for the current Repub leadership.


Palin said NOTHING. Absolutely NOTHING. I agree that she was the most cynical choice, for sure.
After seeing the crowds she drew, it started to get a bit scary for me. Could they pull it off? Shit . . .

In the end, the best person was elected, but who knew America could do the right thing in an election.
I for one was skeptical. Thanks to the youth vote, and it really was a crossroads for their future.
Good for them  . . .
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Reply #5705 - Jun 30th, 2009 at 7:44pm
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Reply #5706 - Jun 30th, 2009 at 8:17pm
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:smile. All together now:  SENATOR AL FRANKEN!
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Reply #5707 - Jun 30th, 2009 at 8:21pm
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Zack wrote on Jun 30th, 2009 at 6:35pm:
ijwthstd wrote on Jun 30th, 2009 at 6:18pm:
She was chosen for the most cynical reasons possible and it blew up in their face. At least this time we have plenty of advance warning on the kind of person she is. It's not like Bush who came out of nowhere and raised enough money to bury the competition before ever opening his mouth.


There is exactly one reason Palin is anywhere today.



yup, and aplle trees make apples... she would have been to america, the same kind of mother she was... we'd all be pregnant single moms, with no jobs or a good education telling everyone else to not fuck....
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The Brevity Act: Time for a 28th Amendment

by Bob Gale
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bgale/2009/06/29/time-for-a-28th-amendment/

Earlier this year, Congress passed a “Stimulus” Bill.  It was 973 pages long. This past Friday, the House passed a “Climate Change” Bill.  It was more than 1200 pages long.

This got me wondering: how long, exactly, is our Constitution?  How many pages did it take our country’s founders to lay out the structure and functions of our Federal Government?

Easy to answer.  I found the Constitution online and copied it into a Word document, in Times New Roman 12 point type. So how long is it?

Including the preamble, all signatures and all 27 amendments, it’s 20 pages.

Without the signatures and amendments, it’s 11 pages.
Think about that.  The entire foundation of our country - the complete design for our entire government — is clearly explained in only 11 pages.

No single Amendment is a full page.  Many are only a single sentence.

Yet the bill that was passed on June 26, 2009 by 219 of our elected representatives — people to whom we’ve entrusted our Constitution, men and women who have sworn an oath to uphold it - was more than 1200 pages long.  That’s over 100 times longer than the U.S. Constitution!  And not one member of Congress, NOT ONE, read the whole thing!  

A word comes to my mind to describe this: “INSANE.”

I cannot believe that this type of legislation and legislative behavior is what the signers of our Constitution intended when they invented Congress.

Therefore, I am respectfully proposing a 28th Amendment to our Constitution.  I call it the Brevity Act.

No law, bill, resolution or any act of Congress shall exceed 2000 words, including all footnotes, amendments and signatures.  Congress shall not vote on any item longer than that.  Each item requiring a vote shall be read aloud in its entirety in session to a majority of members.  Those not in attendance may not vote on the item.  

2000 words is about 5 single spaced pages in a 12 point Word document.  If it’s longer than that, then it’s too complicated to be a single law or bill, so it must either be cut or turned into multiple bills, each requiring a separate vote.  

Furthermore, a Brevity Act should be part of every State Constitution, County Charter and City Charter.

To those who would oppose this Act because it would require Legislatures to vote separately on every single item in the budget, I say, it’s about time!

And to all challengers to the 219 Congressional morons who voted to pass a bill which they never read, here’s your campaign speech:

My opponent voted for a Bill he/she never read.  Only an idiot would do that.  Would you walk into a voting booth with a blindfold on and just push some buttons?  Or would you read and consider what you’re voting on before you vote?  I promise I will not vote for anything I haven’t read in its entirety.

Let the debate begin!


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Reply #5709 - Jul 1st, 2009 at 2:18am
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Jesus Christ wrote on Jun 30th, 2009 at 2:57pm:
ijwthstd wrote on Jun 30th, 2009 at 12:45pm:
I went to the freezer for some Ice Cream and I noticed it was more than half gone when I only bought it Sunday. No way I am that much of a fat ass (yet). Then I looked at the side and it was only 1.5 quarts when I thought I was buying a half gallon. This is an outrage! I am very angry and I feel very cheated and ripped off!


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Bam! Well there you go ijasdfgkertg!  Only the most brainwashed amongst
us believe in the hype about ice cream. The evidence is pouring in that
Barack HUSSEIN Obama's fat behind is what accounts for 99.99999.....%
of all ice cream being half a quart short. That's an indisputable truth!
Anyone who doesn't believe that is a DRONE! So I guess the real purpose
of short-sheeting the ice cream truck is to line their Marxist ice-cream freezer
before any of us have a chance to understand the true impact that it will have
on our day to day lives. You, and those drones like you, would happily give up
your rights to an ice cream lifestyle that is the envy of the world just so you can
feel good about doing something!  Even if that something is inconsequential.
The problem with that is that you are forcing those of us that know the truth
about this hoax to take a bite a bite out of the same shit, er, ice cream
sandwich that you happily gobble up. Thank you, no.

...

I'm not trying to personally insult you, Ijdstyhazdfg,
but I've got to be honest I have never seen such
blatant disregard for the scientific data that proves
unequivically that Co2 is inconsequential with regards
to our ice cream! Yet you're ready to destroy the
economy in the name of a sham wow! If you would
prove to me that you know the whole story, fine.
Make your case. In the meantime here's an unrelated
link proving that Obama's aunt's chiropodist is a Marxist!  
Will you read it? Probably not. It's a non-partisan report
that destroys the notion of a gallon of ice cream being a
gallon of ice cream!  

Here, read this, and then make your case!

http://www.idiomsbykids.com/taylor/mrtaylor/class20022003/idioms/idioms2003/crac...

...
Top secret PROOF!! THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!!!!!
Not for public use! Jusat for Barry! Damn his golden cok!
Stop sucking it!

Saul Alinsky said years ago in Rules
For Radicals, and I paraophrase here,-
"When you can rally the poulace on a
topic as simple as ice cream you can
effect change of an entire society."

...
That is what is going on here ijdfhsdgjdik!
This admnistration is trying to reorganize
our entire society, and you just happily
go along with it. They're taking a half a
quart of ice cream out of YOUR gallon
and giving it to some lazy reliefer!


You are a drone, and I won't stop calling
you one anytime soon. A drone is someone
who refuses to look at the evidence of ice
cream deprivation and evaluate it from an
anti-Obama  perspective. You can't, and
won't do that. Thus you are a DRONE!

Deal with it.

...
Look at him, ijdasfgsdyre. I SAID LOOK AT
HIM!!! HE'S EATING YOUYR ICCREAM!!!  




LOL!!!! Wow!

Posting on loan from God right there. I'll run 20 red lights in your honor. You forgot one thing though: When you really want to prove your point, make the text extra large. It makes what you're saying more truthy or something. Tee to the hee!
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Reply #5710 - Jul 1st, 2009 at 9:32am
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Joe biden predicted this economic crisis he has created.
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I bet Obama busts out a Moonwalk at some point this week.

the dude can do it all.
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I bet Obama busts out a Moonwalk at some point this week.

the dude can do it all.

Yeah, he even speaks Austrian.
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I bet Obama busts out a Moonwalk at some point this week.

the dude can do it all.

Yeah, he even speaks Austrian.


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How can one not be? He's so cool & he's married to an ungainly woman!
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Reply #5716 - Jul 1st, 2009 at 11:34am
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you're obviously still bent out of shape about the time he beat you in tennis
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LOL I bet he can't even get it over the net. He strikes me as uncoordinated.
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Reply #5718 - Jul 1st, 2009 at 11:38am
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he aced you didnt he?
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It's not like Obalama who came out of nowhere and raised enough money to bury the competition before ever opening his mouth.



Well, he DID come out of nowhere as far as most voters are concerned.

I watched most if not all of his Iowa caucuses, and he said EXACTLY the right thing for me.
I was SO proud of Iowa (my family comes from Iowa). Didn't they favor Pat Robertson years ago?
Wow, they have come a long way.

Very little of what Obama said in Iowa was going to directly impact my life, but what an impressive mind. Same for Michelle.
It was so different than any pol I have ever seen. All with the proper emphasis. They get it. Now lets see what they can accomplish.
I know there are some here who think he's got it all wrong, and I listen to these comments. But nothing has been written that shakes me. It seems at times like EVERYTHING will be throw against the wall to see what sticks, and that in and of itself tells me there isn't a point being made, just frustration. Same for the current Repub leadership.


Palin said NOTHING. Absolutely NOTHING. I agree that she was the most cynical choice, for sure.
After seeing the crowds she drew, it started to get a bit scary for me. Could they pull it off? Shit . . .

In the end, the best person was elected, but who knew America could do the right thing in an election.
I for one was skeptical. Thanks to the youth vote, and it really was a crossroads for their future.
Good for them  . . .


I liked Ron Paul and Tom Tancredo.

The youth vote was a fluke. Those are people who don't vote regularly and in mid-terms. Unfortunately they also don't have a grasp of the issues. They also have more a desire for instant gratification. So in 4 years when those people are unemployed, struggling and frustrated, they are less likely to vote for him and even vote at all.

For as well spoken as he was during the highly controlled environment of a national campaign, he is starting to sound like a functional retard. A few weeks ago I had to answer the phone at work just after staggering in on a 3 hours of sleep and was saying "ah..." and "ummm..." a lot and said to myself, dude, get it together, you are starting to sound like Obama.
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LOL alphabet soup, you're smarter than you seem...
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"alphabet soup" ---> that cracked me up!
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Ho hum, just another day in reign of Obama.

ADP Estimates U.S. Companies Cut Payrolls by 473,000

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=a5utvno88qDM

Home prices post 18.1 percent annual drop in April

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/US-home-prices-down-181-apf-801285894.html?x=0&.v=...

U.S. mortgage applications fall to 7-month low

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/US-mortgage-applications-fall-rb-4099573864.html?x...


I could go on and on....


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