ijwthstd wrote on Jun 30
th, 2009 at 12:45pm:
I went to the freezer for some Ice Cream and I noticed it was more than half gone when I only bought it Sunday. No way I am that much of a fat ass (yet). Then I looked at the side and it was only 1.5 quarts when I thought I was buying a half gallon. This is an outrage! I am very angry and I feel very cheated and ripped off!

Bam! Well there you go ijasdfgkertg! Only the most brainwashed amongst
us believe in the hype about ice cream. The evidence is pouring in that
Barack HUSSEIN Obama's fat behind is what accounts for 99.99999.....%
of all ice cream being half a quart short. That's an indisputable truth!
Anyone who doesn't believe that is a DRONE! So I guess the real purpose
of short-sheeting the ice cream truck is to line their Marxist ice-cream freezer
before any of us have a chance to understand the true impact that it will have
on our day to day lives. You, and those drones like you, would happily give up
your rights to an ice cream lifestyle that is the envy of the world just so you can
feel good about doing something! Even if that something is inconsequential.
The problem with that is that you are forcing those of us that know the truth
about this hoax to take a bite a bite out of the same shit, er, ice cream
sandwich that you happily gobble up. Thank you, no.

I'm not trying to personally insult you, Ijdstyhazdfg,
but I've got to be honest I have never seen such
blatant disregard for the scientific data that proves
unequivically that Co2 is inconsequential with regards
to our ice cream! Yet you're ready to destroy the
economy in the name of a sham wow! If you would
prove to me that you know the whole story, fine.
Make your case. In the meantime here's an unrelated
link proving that Obama's aunt's chiropodist is a Marxist!
Will you read it? Probably not. It's a non-partisan report
that destroys the notion of a gallon of ice cream being a
gallon of ice cream!
Here, read this, and then make your case!
http://www.idiomsbykids.com/taylor/mrtaylor/class20022003/idioms/idioms2003/crac... 
Top secret PROOF!! THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!!!!!
Not for public use! Jusat for Barry! Damn his golden cok!
Stop sucking it!
Saul Alinsky said years ago in Rules
For Radicals, and I paraophrase here,-
"When you can rally the poulace on a
topic as simple as ice cream you can
effect change of an entire society."

That is what is going on here ijdfhsdgjdik!
This admnistration is trying to reorganize
our entire society, and you just happily
go along with it. They're taking a half a
quart of ice cream out of YOUR gallon
and giving it to some lazy reliefer!
You are a drone, and I won't stop calling
you one anytime soon. A drone is someone
who refuses to look at the evidence of ice
cream deprivation and evaluate it from an
anti-Obama perspective. You can't, and
won't do that. Thus you are a DRONE!
Deal with it.

Look at him, ijdasfgsdyre. I SAID LOOK AT
HIM!!! HE'S EATING YOUYR ICCREAM!!!