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Question: What item is most likely found in the top drawer of Riffy's dresser?

naked pictures of Reagan    
  5 (20.0%)
Barry O voodoo doll    
  3 (12.0%)
Hoffa's body    
  2 (8.0%)
DVDs of "saved by the bell", season 3    
  1 (4.0%)
JC's boss's phone number    
  2 (8.0%)
bucket of chicken    
  5 (20.0%)
three sticks of "secret" deoderant, labels facing out    
  3 (12.0%)
"Eagles Greatest Hits" CD    
  4 (16.0%)




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Reply #3100 - Feb 21st, 2009 at 12:18pm
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Here we see the last elected Republicans drowning in their own irrelevance.
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Reply #3101 - Feb 21st, 2009 at 12:26pm
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Starbuck wrote on Feb 21st, 2009 at 10:28am:
good news riffy!

obama is cutting taxes!

isn't that what you want? you should be thrilled!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090221/ap_on_go_pr_wh/obama_economy



I'll be thrilled when I see corporate taxes slashed to record lows. I'll be happy when I see capital gains taxes done away with. So in other words, I'll never be happy with this Marxist bastard in office! The Spending package that the congress rushed through last week (before one single member had a chance to read it btw) is proposed to create or save (WTF?!?!) 3-4 million jobs! Funny! Even if that were true it would mean that we paying over $300,000 per each job created! Now he wants to tax me for moron down the block that bought a house that he could never afford!

People loved to slam Joe The Plummer because he got Obama to admit that he wanted to institute wealth redistribution by "spreading the wealth around". Oh how the Obamadrones and the media just piled on the guy just for having the temerity to ask that fucking question! Never once bothering to actually scratch their own heads and say, "Hey what the fuck did that socialist fuck Barry Obama just say?!" No, Joe was the enemy! He had to be destroyed at all costs! Where are we now drones? We're staring at the most egregious act of socialist/Marxist wealth redistribution in the history of our nation that's where! Are you Obamadrones happy now?! Just admit guys, Obama is an idiot! Admit it, we'll forgive you for being duped by the prepackaged media sold "cool" guy! He sucks!


In 2010 the Dems loose the congress, and 2012 America wins back the country!


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Reply #3102 - Feb 21st, 2009 at 12:29pm
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Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll wrote on Feb 21st, 2009 at 11:11am:
I don't know what's more comical, Bush Geeks getting all pissy pants over getting called Bush Geeks (pretty telling isn't it?), or Bush Geeks finally figuring out they're the Bush Geeks everyone's been snickering at for years

What a pack o' jelly dongs




LOL! I don't know you so I'll make this short and sweet.


Go fuck yourself cocksucker.


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Reply #3103 - Feb 21st, 2009 at 3:00pm
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Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll wrote on Feb 21st, 2009 at 11:11am:
I don't know what's more comical, Bush Geeks getting all pissy pants over getting called Bush Geeks (pretty telling isn't it?), or Bush Geeks finally figuring out they're the Bush Geeks everyone's been snickering at for years

What a pack o' jelly dongs



you insult jelly dongs


but not bushgeeks



OK now
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Reply #3104 - Feb 21st, 2009 at 4:23pm
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It's the 2012 Republican National Convention and GOP superhero's Hannity and Ann Coulter(fresh from a sex change operation) enthrall the sole attendee with tales of how they saved the U.S. economy.
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Reply #3105 - Feb 21st, 2009 at 5:16pm
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Gee, 2000 Monkey, any ideas about Stones topics?  Kiss my undercover ass
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Reply #3106 - Feb 21st, 2009 at 5:17pm
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I mean, you've got a real shithead in charge now who is lurching from one nutty idea one day to another the next & yet you're still focused like a laser on the opposition. Cat got your tongue? will ya 2
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Reply #3107 - Feb 21st, 2009 at 6:46pm
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In the "meet the new boss; same as the old boss" dep't comes this from the NY Times:


    The Obama administration has told a federal judge that military detainees in Afghanistan have no legal right to challenge their imprisonment there, embracing a key argument of former President Bush’s legal team.

    In a two-sentence filing late Friday, the Justice Department said that the new administration had reviewed its position in a case brought by prisoners at the United States Air Force base at Bagram, just north of the Afghan capital. The Obama team determined that the Bush policy was correct: such prisoners cannot sue for their release.

    “Having considered the matter, the government adheres to its previously articulated position,” wrote Michael F. Hertz, acting assistant attorney general....

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    The Bush administration had argued that federal courts have no jurisdiction to hear such a case because the prisoners are noncitizens being held in the course of military operations outside the United States. The Obama team was required to take a stand on whether those arguments were correct because a federal district judge, John D. Bates, asked the new government whether it wanted to alter that position.

    The Obama administration’s decision was generally expected among legal specialists. But it was a blow to human rights lawyers who have challenged the Bush administration’s policy of indefinitely detaining “enemy combatants” without trials.

    The power of civilian federal judges to review individual decisions by the executive branch to hold a terrorism suspect as an enemy combatant was one of the most contentious legal issues surrounding the Bush administration. For years, President Bush’s legal team argued that federal judges had no authority under the Constitution to hear challenges by detainees being held at the military prison at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, and elsewhere.
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Reply #3108 - Feb 21st, 2009 at 8:19pm
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I mean, you've got a real shithead in charge now who is lurching from one nutty idea one day to another the next & yet you're still focused like a laser on the opposition. Cat got your tongue? will ya 2


There went the opposition!
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Obama's Supine Diplomacy

By Charles Krauthammer
Friday, February 20, 2009; A23

The Biden prophecy has come to pass. Our wacky veep, momentarily inspired, predicted in October that "it will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama." Biden probably had in mind an eve-of-the-apocalypse drama like the Cuban missile crisis. Instead, Obama's challenges have come in smaller bites. Some are deliberate threats to U.S. interests, others mere probes to ascertain whether the new president has any spine.

Preliminary X-rays are not very encouraging.

Consider the long list of brazen Russian provocations:

(a) Pressuring Kyrgyzstan to shut down the U.S. air base in Manas, an absolutely crucial NATO conduit into Afghanistan.

(b) Announcing the formation of a "rapid reaction force" with six former Soviet republics, a regional Russian-led strike force meant to reassert Russian hegemony in the Muslim belt north of Afghanistan.

(c) Planning to establish a Black Sea naval base in Georgia's breakaway province of Abkhazia, conquered by Moscow last summer.

(d) Declaring its intention to deploy offensive Iskander missiles in Kaliningrad if Poland and the Czech Republic go ahead with plans to station an American (anti-Iranian) missile defense system.

President Bush's response to the Kaliningrad deployment -- the threat was issued the day after Obama's election -- was firm. He refused to back down because giving in to Russian threats would leave Poles and Czechs exposed and show the world that, contrary to post-Cold War assumptions, the United States could not be trusted to protect Eastern Europe from Russian bullying.

The Obama response? "Biden Signals U.S. Is Open to Russia Missile Deal," as the New York Times headlined Biden's Feb. 7 Munich speech to a major international gathering. This followed strong messages from the Obama transition team even before the inauguration that Obama was not committed to the missile shield. And just to make sure everyone understood that the Bush policy no longer held, Biden said in Munich that the United States wanted to "press the reset button" on NATO-Russian relations.

Not surprisingly, the Obama wobble elicited a favorable reaction from Russia. (There are conflicting reports that Russia might suspend the Kaliningrad blackmail deployment.) The Kremlin must have been equally impressed that the other provocations -- Abkhazia, Kyrgyzstan, the rapid-reaction force -- elicited barely a peep from Washington.

Iran has been similarly charmed by Obama's overtures. A week after the new president went about sending sweet peace signals via al-Arabiya, Iran launched its first homemade Earth satellite. The message is clear. If you can put a satellite into orbit, you can hit any continent with a missile, North America included.

And for emphasis, after the roundhouse hook, came the poke in the eye. A U.S. women's badminton team had been invited to Iran. Here was a chance for "ping-pong diplomacy" with the accommodating new president, a sporting venture meant to suggest the possibility of warmer relations.

On Feb. 4, Tehran denied the team entry into Iran.

Then, just in case Obama failed to get the message, Iran's parliament speaker rose in Munich to offer his response to Obama's olive branch. Executive summary: Thank you very much. After you acknowledge 60 years of crimes against us, change not just your tone but your policies, and abandon the Zionist criminal entity, we might deign to talk to you.

With a grinning Goliath staggering about sporting a "kick me" sign on his back, even reputed allies joined the fun. Pakistan freed from house arrest A.Q. Khan, the notorious proliferator who sold nuclear technology to North Korea, Libya and Iran. Ten days later, Islamabad capitulated to the Taliban, turning over to its tender mercies the Swat Valley, 100 miles from the capital. Not only will sharia law now reign there, but members of the democratically elected secular party will be hunted as the Pakistani army stands down.

These Pakistani capitulations may account for Obama's hastily announced 17,000-troop increase in Afghanistan even before his various heralded reviews of the mission have been completed. Hasty, unexplained, but at least something. Other than that, a month of pummeling has been met with utter passivity.

I would like to think the supine posture is attributable to a rookie leader otherwise preoccupied (i.e., domestically), leading a foreign policy team as yet unorganized if not disoriented. But when the State Department says that Hugo Chávez's president-for-life referendum, which was preceded by a sham government-controlled campaign featuring the tear-gassing of the opposition, was "for the most part . . . a process that was fully consistent with democratic process," you have to wonder if Month One is not a harbinger of things to come.
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Reply #3111 - Feb 22nd, 2009 at 10:05am
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does anyone really read these cut n pastes?

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Reply #3112 - Feb 22nd, 2009 at 10:14am
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Starbuck wrote on Feb 22nd, 2009 at 10:05am:
does anyone really read these cut n pastes?

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Interesting stuff Ronnie!


Well then allow me to sum it up for you Bucky.

Obama sucks with teeth.

That's all ya need to know.


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Reply #3114 - Feb 22nd, 2009 at 11:22am
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Riffhard wrote on Feb 22nd, 2009 at 10:14am:
Starbuck wrote on Feb 22nd, 2009 at 10:05am:
does anyone really read these cut n pastes?

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Interesting stuff Ronnie!


Well then allow me to sum it up for you Bucky.

Obama sucks with teeth.

That's all ya need to know.


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that may well be true. however, the jury is deliberating....we'll know more next year at this time.

if barry does suck with teeth, however, that means that W sucked with teeth, razor blades, a porcupine and few dozen scorpions.
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Chill niggas, everything is cool. give a brotha a chance, damn! We were fucked 4 years ago.
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not just funny- pretty fuckin funny!
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lotsajizz wrote on Feb 21st, 2009 at 3:00pm:
Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll wrote on Feb 21st, 2009 at 11:11am:
I don't know what's more comical, Bush Geeks getting all pissy pants over getting called Bush Geeks (pretty telling isn't it?), or Bush Geeks finally figuring out they're the Bush Geeks everyone's been snickering at for years

What a pack o' jelly dongs



you insult jelly dongs


but not bushgeeks



OK now


This is true, so in all fairness I want to offer a thorough and sincere apology to all the jelly dongs of the world for associating you fine rubbery folks with the Bush Geeks. I mean, even Bush Geeks are ashamed of their Bush Geekiness these days, so I can only hope you accept my sincerest of apologies for all the harm and embarrassment I've obviously caused the jelly dongs and their families over this grossly inaccurate statement. Peace out
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Reply #3119 - Feb 22nd, 2009 at 8:37pm
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Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll wrote on Feb 22nd, 2009 at 8:34pm:
lotsajizz wrote on Feb 21st, 2009 at 3:00pm:
Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll wrote on Feb 21st, 2009 at 11:11am:
I don't know what's more comical, Bush Geeks getting all pissy pants over getting called Bush Geeks (pretty telling isn't it?), or Bush Geeks finally figuring out they're the Bush Geeks everyone's been snickering at for years

What a pack o' jelly dongs



you insult jelly dongs


but not bushgeeks



OK now


This is true, so in all fairness I want to offer a thorough and sincere apology to all the jelly dongs of the world for associating you fine rubbery folks with the Bush Geeks. I mean, even Bush Geeks are ashamed of their Bush Geekiness these days, so I can only hope you accept my sincerest of apologies for all the harm and embarrassment I've obviously caused the jelly dongs and their families over this grossly inaccurate statement. Peace out

This ain't bringing Bush back.
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Reply #3120 - Feb 22nd, 2009 at 8:42pm
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Starbuck wrote on Feb 22nd, 2009 at 10:05am:
does anyone really read these cut n pastes?

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Interesting stuff Ronnie!

You're becoming more stupid as you age. If you think back to what started this thread, it was a Krauthammer op-ed/soundbite about how Obalama had the right temperment to become POTUS. Belly was all jazz hands about it! Remember? Looks like Krauthammer (whom I still despise) has now changed his tune a bit.
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Some Guy wrote on Feb 22nd, 2009 at 8:32pm:
Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll wrote on Feb 22nd, 2009 at 8:18pm:

not just funny- pretty fuckin funny!

Yeah right. Almost as funny as a Van Halen mini-set.
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Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll wrote on Feb 22nd, 2009 at 8:18pm:

not just funny- pretty fuckin funny!

Yeah right. Almost as funny as a Van Halen mini-set.

Here ya go-

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Reply #3123 - Feb 22nd, 2009 at 8:56pm
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Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll wrote on Feb 22nd, 2009 at 8:18pm:

not just funny- pretty fuckin funny!

Yeah right. Almost as funny as a Van Halen mini-set.


Ahh, so touchy touchy, cheer up Bushy

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I'm smiling. I look forward to the upcoming Depression! After all, deflationary spirals only benefit me.
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