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Ten Thousand Motels
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Re: Obama elected President
Reply #2309 - Jan 15th, 2009 at 7:32pm
Ted Nugent wants to be Obama's Drug Czar
Stephen C. Webster Published: Thursday January 15, 2009 Rawstory
What a difference 17 months can make.
Ted Nugent, the self-proclaimed "rock legend" who said during an August 2007 concert (as he was holding two assault rifles), "Obama, he's a piece of shit, and I told him to suck on my machine gun," seems to have had a change of heart.
Now he wants a job. And not just any job, but the job of Drug Czar.
RAW STORY apologizes for the level of absurdity portions of this story reach. Something tells us that when Obama promised "change that we can believe in," he couldn't has possibly imagined this.
But Ted seems convinced.
"[Drug traffickers] are as evil an adversary as the voodoo terrorist Taliban our soldiers face in Afghanistan," writes Nugent in a Thursday editorial.
An avid hunter, Nugent has been politically active as an opponent of gun control laws and he is a board member of the National Rifle Association. He has considered trying to take his political activism all the way to the Governor's Mansion in his native Michigan.
"That would be beautiful," Nugent said when asked by Reuters if he would run for governor in 2010. "I have threatened to do so and I was sincere."
In today's America, the Terminator can be elected Governor of California, a conspiratorial wrestler can become Governor of Minnesota, a variety show comedian appears the likely winner of a US Senate race, and the President-elect is actually offering the job of Surgeon General to a television doctor.
Even in this context, Nugent's latest appeal appears almost rhetorical.
"Call me, President Obama," writes Nugent. "Hippies, dope heads, corrupt politicos and various other human debris hate me, which makes me the perfect man for the job."
"Our inner cities will remain war zones until we commit to taking the trash out," said Nugent in his polemic's most cringe-inducing line.
"[A]s America's Drug Czar, I would put a big hurt on the drug kingpins and consumers like they have never seen," concludes Nugent. "Every American who smokes dope, manufactures, buys or sells meth or uses any illegal drugs is aiding and abetting the enemies of America. Case closed. This spiritual inbreeding and cannibalism must be identified, admitted to and stopped immediately. America can, and must do this."
Your move, President-elect Obama.
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