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Question: What item is most likely found in the top drawer of Riffy's dresser?

naked pictures of Reagan    
  5 (20.0%)
Barry O voodoo doll    
  3 (12.0%)
Hoffa's body    
  2 (8.0%)
DVDs of "saved by the bell", season 3    
  1 (4.0%)
JC's boss's phone number    
  2 (8.0%)
bucket of chicken    
  5 (20.0%)
three sticks of "secret" deoderant, labels facing out    
  3 (12.0%)
"Eagles Greatest Hits" CD    
  4 (16.0%)




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Reply #2000 - Nov 25th, 2008 at 5:26pm
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Break it down, Skunxie.  Show the white man what you got.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR2G1801PAo
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From the forthcoming movie, How Obama Got Elected

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"I've been in, what, 57 states so far?" 



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Some Guy wrote on Nov 26th, 2008 at 8:07am:
Rue on haters, rue on...


It's pretty funny, when you watch it, how uninformed the populace is...

Chill, SG, Dogman will be throwing pigskin next year...
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Nellcote wrote on Nov 26th, 2008 at 8:44am:
From the forthcoming movie, How Obama Got Elected

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"I've been in, what, 57 states so far?"   
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riffy posted this already!
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Nellcote wrote on Nov 26th, 2008 at 7:02am:
From the forthcoming movie, How Obama Got Elected

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"I've been in, what, 57 states so far?"  






How are these people different from the people who beleived we were attacked by Iraq in 2001? Who voted for Bush because it is what Jesus wanted? How many of both those groups from the first two questions know a ton of shit about american Idol? americans are fucking uniformed, uneducated and ignorant as a whole...Obama voters are just like Bush voters! dumb americans...
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Some Guy wrote on Nov 26th, 2008 at 12:00pm:
Maybe Skunx can post the Bush timeclock countdown thing, mighty cool if he did.

that would kick ass.
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Some Guy wrote on Nov 26th, 2008 at 12:00pm:
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that would kick ass.



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Some Guy wrote on Nov 26th, 2008 at 12:00pm:
Maybe Skunx can post the Bush timeclock countdown thing, mighty cool if he did.

that would kick ass.



Hell yeah!


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From the forthcoming movie, How Obama Got Elected

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"I've been in, what, 57 states so far?"  






How are these people different from the people who beleived we were attacked by Iraq in 2001? Who voted for Bush because it is what Jesus wanted? How many of both those groups from the first two questions know a ton of shit about american Idol? americans are fucking uniformed, uneducated and ignorant as a whole...Obama voters are just like Bush voters! dumb americans...


I just like when Obama says "57 states"  Classic. 

Watch for SNL to be as exciting as watching the Twins.
They will not dare skewer The Dems.
So many good skits would never see the light of day.
Eddie Murphy returns as Buckwheat the President
Alfred E Obama Newman with the ears..
Ah, but Lorne Michaels will pull out his Depends
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Reply #2012 - Nov 26th, 2008 at 1:39pm
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Skunx and Pdork...

Do you not have anything better to do with your time?

Shouldn't you be helping to prepare the Thanksgiving Feast?


Or if not...
shouldn't you at least  be minding the children so the lovely other half can get some work done?

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Skunx and Pdork...

Do you not have anything better to do with your time?

Shouldn't you be helping to prepare the Thanksgiving Feast?


Or if not...
shouldn't you at least  be minding the children so the lovely other half can get some work done?



My thoughts exactly, PDM.  Perhaps there are some who are naive enough to think the work is done on Thanksgiving Day.  A pox on them.  It begins much earlier.  My turkey is defrosting in the refrigerator and it's like a ticking time bomb.  The sweet potatoes are being prepared today for cooking tomorrow - ditto the green bean casserole, etc.   This is one of the few times I miss smoking.

I will be most thankful that we have an intelligent, thoughtful president waiting to be sworn in and that George W Bean Dip is on his way out.  I think the inauguration date should be fast forwarded to Dec 1!

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hey....what was the army general's favorite holiday? tanksgiving!

hey....what was the monkey handler's favorite holiday? thanksgibbon!

hey....what is subsaharan africa's favorite holiday? thanksgabon!



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For my baby Ginda:

(best line: "At the end of a presidency of stupefying ineptitude, he has become the lamest of all possible ducks." tee hee!)

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Bush's Last Days: The Lamest Duck
     
Wed Nov 26, 10:05 am ET Play Video AP  –

We have "only one President at a time," Barack Obama said in his debut press conference as President-elect. Normally, that would be a safe assumption - but we're learning not to assume anything as the charcoal-dreary economic winter approaches. By mid-November, with the financial crisis growing worse by the day, it had become obvious that one President was no longer enough (at least not the President we had). So, in the days before Thanksgiving, Obama began to move - if not to take charge outright, then at least to preview what things will be like when he does take over in January. He became a more public presence, taking questions from the press three days in a row. He named his economic team. He promised an enormous stimulus package that would somehow create 2.5 million new jobs, and began to maneuver the new Congress toward having the bill ready for him to sign - in a dramatic ceremony, no doubt - as soon as he assumes office.


That we have slightly more than one President for the moment is mostly a consequence of the extraordinary economic times. Even if George Washington were the incumbent, the markets would want to know what John Adams was planning to do after his Inauguration. And yet this final humiliation seems particularly appropriate for George W. Bush. At the end of a presidency of stupefying ineptitude, he has become the lamest of all possible ducks. (See TIME's best pictures of Barack Obama.)


It is in the nature of mainstream journalism to attempt to be kind to Presidents when they are coming and going but to be fiercely skeptical in between. I've been feeling sorry for Bush lately, a feeling partly induced by recent fictional depictions of the President as an amiable lunkhead in Oliver Stone's W. and in Curtis Sittenfeld's terrific novel American Wife. There was a photo in the New York Times that seemed to sum up his current circumstance: Bush in Peru, dressed in an alpaca poncho, standing alone just after the photo op at the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation forum, with various Asian leaders departing the stage, none of them making eye contact with him. Bush has that forlorn what-the-hell-happened? expression on his face, the one that has marked his presidency at difficult times. You never want to see the President of the United States looking like that.


So I've been searching for valedictory encomiums. His position on immigration was admirable and courageous; he was right about the Dubai Ports deal and about free trade in general. He spoke well, in the abstract, about the importance of freedom. He is an impeccable classicist when it comes to baseball. And that just about does it for me. I'd add the bracing moment of Bush with the bullhorn in the ruins of the World Trade Center, but that was neutered in my memory by his ridiculous, preening appearance in a flight suit on the deck of the aircraft carrier beneath the "Mission Accomplished" sign. The flight-suit image is one of the two defining moments of the Bush failure. The other is the photo of Bush staring out the window of Air Force One, helplessly viewing the destruction wrought by Hurricane Katrina. This is a presidency that has wobbled between those two poles - overweening arrogance and paralytic incompetence.(President Bush in the Middle East.)


The latter has held sway these past few months as the economy has crumbled. It is too early to rate the performance of Bush's economic team, but we have more than enough evidence to say, definitively, that at a moment when there was a vast national need for reassurance, the President himself was a cipher. Yes, he's a lame duck with an Antarctic approval rating - but can you imagine Bill Clinton going so gently into the night? There are substantive gestures available to a President that do not involve the use of force or photo ops. For example, Bush could have boosted the public spirit - and the auto industry - by announcing that he was scrapping the entire federal automotive fleet, including the presidential limousine, and replacing it with hybrids made in Detroit. He could have jump-started - and he still could - the Obama plan by releasing funds for a green-jobs program to insulate public buildings. He could start funding the transit projects already approved by Congress.


In the end, though, it will not be the creative paralysis that defines Bush. It will be his intellectual laziness, at home and abroad. Bush never understood, or cared about, the delicate balance between freedom and regulation that was necessary to make markets work. He never understood, or cared about, the delicate balance between freedom and equity that was necessary to maintain the strong middle class required for both prosperity and democracy. He never considered the complexities of the cultures he was invading. He never understood that faith, unaccompanied by rigorous skepticism, is a recipe for myopia and foolishness. He is less than President now, and that is appropriate. He was never very much of one.
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Thanks, my baby Starbuck.  I heartily concur.   Now let's knock this thread back to the top.  I love reading the title.
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Skunx and Pdork...

Do you not have anything better to do with your time?

Shouldn't you be helping to prepare the Thanksgiving Feast?


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i am...
did i miss something... i'm barely even posting... i don't have to cook this year, and 3 out of the 4 of us have fevers... kinda sux actually... i'm still thankful, i just hope nobody pukes at dinner!
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Good opportunity for The Chosen One to get with the French and Germans and give those muslim terrorists in India a good talking to and tell them what bad fellows they have been.  He needs to explain that if they don't shape up he will debate them to death.  A change to talk should make all the difference.
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Situation in India is disturbing.
Saw an interview with a Survivor on CNN.

He said in essence:

"This is pure evil. I mean, it doesn't matter if you are Right or Left, or whatever party, they were gunning for Americans and Brits. And if the knew I was Jewish.......... No expression in their eyes. Just blank looks".

Now we can debate the causes and the ideas for resolution ad nauseum.
But THAT guy was scared shitless, it could have been any of us, and i'm fucking pissed.

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Good opportunity for The Chosen One to get with the French and Germans and give those muslim terrorists in India a good talking to and tell them what bad fellows they have been.  He needs to explain that if they don't shape up he will debate them to death.  A change to talk should make all the difference.


Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are the two epeicenters of terrorisim... You going tell me how Bush pushed either nation in the past 7 yrs to help us and go after the groups inside those nations? They let, allowed, gave him a pass letting Bin Laden stroll into Pakistan in 2001... didn't even use our own troops, farmed the job out to heroin dealers and their mercenaries... and Saudi's, shit!!! WTF?
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Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are the two epeicenters of terrorisim... You going tell me how Bush pushed either nation in the past 7 yrs to help us and go after the groups inside those nations? They let, allowed, gave him a pass letting Bin Laden stroll into Pakistan in 2001... didn't even use our own troops, farmed the job out to heroin dealers and their mercenaries... and Saudi's, shit!!! WTF?


this is what the dirty liberal media wants you to believe!
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Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are the two epeicenters of terrorisim... You going tell me how Bush pushed either nation in the past 7 yrs to help us and go after the groups inside those nations? They let, allowed, gave him a pass letting Bin Laden stroll into Pakistan in 2001... didn't even use our own troops, farmed the job out to heroin dealers and their mercenaries... and Saudi's, shit!!! WTF?


this is what the dirty liberal media wants you to believe!


As the rest of the world has been viciously attacked since we were attacked on sept. 11th, kust like they have been prior to us being attacked on sept. 11th, the bar set by neo-cons, is we haven't been attacked again. That's where they set the bar... and they wonder why america is in a situation with zero credibiltiy and horrible foreign relations... How bad do you have to act to go from a place where 95% of the planet is on your side, to no one trusting you, in only 7 yrs?
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Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are the two epeicenters of terrorisim... You going tell me how Bush pushed either nation in the past 7 yrs to help us and go after the groups inside those nations? They let, allowed, gave him a pass letting Bin Laden stroll into Pakistan in 2001... didn't even use our own troops, farmed the job out to heroin dealers and their mercenaries... and Saudi's, shit!!! WTF?


this is what the dirty liberal media wants you to believe!

Are there really people on this board who don't know that dirty liberal media is 80s code for dirty Jew media?  I thought it was being tossed around to be funny, not in an anti-semitic way, but in acknowledgement of the Bunkerish humor in everything being a Jewish plot.  I misunderestimated the sophistication of y'all niggers.
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