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Re: Happy Birthday jb
Reply #775 - Jan 31^st, 2009 at 6:50pm

how many hours per day do you spend typing URLs of paris hilton?

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Re: Happy Birthday jb
Reply #776 - Jan 31^st, 2009 at 6:51pm

when you die, is paul lynde and a high post count all you want to be remembered for?

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"Why would any sane person want to leave Rocks Off? If you have an issue outside of Rocks Off, handle it. When you return it will be as if you never have left. Once you are here-it's expected you stay. Why waste long cultivated posting skills somewhere else? The outside world will not understand." -Nellie

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #777 - Feb 1^st, 2009 at 11:24am " I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!! "
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #778 - Feb 1^st, 2009 at 7:58pm Happy birthday vodka!!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #779 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 9:17am ' does jb like McCartney ? ' !!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #780 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 9:18am ' ... jb loves the beatles ? ' !!!!!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #781 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 9:33am ' don't let go TONIGHT !!!! ' !!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #782 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 9:35am " I lost all contact with my only saviour No-one locked me out because I failed to phone up Don't let go the couch " !!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #783 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 9:37am " It ain't really true rock and roll unless I'm Hanging onto you and when I hold it next time I won't let go the couch " !!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #784 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 9:39am " Your friends all pass for life is just a market But you have to finish everything you started Never let go the couch " !!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #785 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 9:41am " So I live my life tearing down the runway Sure to get the hang of hanging in there someday Don't let go the couch " !!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #786 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 9:42am " Don't let go the couch Won't get no more chances - forget the war dances " Never let go the couch " !!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #787 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 9:43am " I try to explain but you never understand it I need your body but I can't just demand it I won't let go like a stray at heel (Never let it out of your sight) Every lonely wife knows the way I feel (Don't let go tonight) Don't let go the couch Never let go the couch " !!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #788 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 5:08pm " how many hours per day do you spend typing URLs of paris hilton ? " !!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday jb
Reply #789 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 5:10pm

Joey wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 10:06am:

" when you die, is paul lynde and a high post count all you want to be remembered for ... "

No .. THIS !! :

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" The Proper way to take a shit "

" ... found this while reading a health food forum, enjoy...

1. Bend your head forward and down to the position where your head is between your knees. Your back should be as close to parallel to the floor as possible. Your shoulders should touch your knees. Grab your legs between your ankle and knee (the closer you grab to your ankles the better) . Grab your left leg with your left hand and your right leg with your right hand.

2. Pull your shoulders down against your knees and BM.

That's it. By bending forward and placing your head between your knees you effectively straighten the tube out. By pulling your shoulders down you cause muscles to contract that aid in elimination.

You will feel the difference this position makes. You may notice that up to TWICE AS MUCH BM comes out this way. Not only does more come out, it comes out faster and easier. You should ALWAYS BM like this. NEVER BM sitting straight up on a toilet. "

thanks Joey.

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #790 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 7:26am Joey wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 10:06am: you effectively straighten the tube out.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #791 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 8:34am Yes , ..... Weeding ?! .. !!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #792 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 2:58pm ' joey --- you are wrong . the couch will be back soon ' ** SIGH !!!! **** !!!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday jb
Reply #794 - Feb 4^th, 2009 at 5:49am

This photo indicates 1) that Phelps is a lefty. So am I, so that's cool. and 2) there doesn't seem to be a carb on that bong, which is strange. Perhaps the bowl lifts off. Or Maybe he's too dumb to put his finger on the carb and he can summon the smoke anyway with his extraordinary lung capacity.

I can't believe I'm posting in this thread, which I hate. Really, really hate, along with the happy birthday joey thread.

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Only a crowd can make you feel so alone.

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #795 - Feb 4^th, 2009 at 8:44am jb returns on Valentines Day.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #796 - Feb 4^th, 2009 at 9:19am " I can't believe I'm posting in this thread, which I hate. Really, really hate, along with the happy birthday joey thread. " It is NOT my Birthday !!!!!! H.R. Puffin Joe
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #797 - Feb 4^th, 2009 at 10:07am " I can't believe I'm posting in this thread, which I hate. Really, really hate, along with the ... " You are going to make jb very sad .
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Re: Happy Birthday jb
Reply #798 - Feb 4^th, 2009 at 10:10am

Zack wrote on Feb 4^th, 2009 at 5:49am:

This photo indicates 1) that Phelps is a lefty. So am I, so that's cool. and 2) there doesn't seem to be a carb on that bong, which is strange. Perhaps the bowl lifts off. Or Maybe he's too dumb to put his finger on the carb and he can summon the smoke anyway with his extraordinary lung capacity.

I can't believe I'm posting in this thread, which I hate. Really, really hate, along with the happy birthday joey thread.

Give yourself to the Dark Side..........

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #799 - Feb 4^th, 2009 at 10:20am " Give yourself to the Dark Side " mojo .......................... Soon you shall take over .
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