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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #700 - Jan 25^th, 2009 at 6:24pm Why do you continue to blow smoke up my ass... why?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #701 - Jan 25^th, 2009 at 6:29pm " Why do you continue to blow smoke up my ass... why? " SIGH !!! \| \| V http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myE8NZ7Fj4M&feature=related
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #702 - Jan 25^th, 2009 at 6:34pm I do not particularly care for the who.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #703 - Jan 25^th, 2009 at 10:08pm " I do not particularly care for the who " You make young Joey weep and shit liquid . Why ?! WHY ?! Promise me Some Guy --- NEVER let go the coat !!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKlO4IWtJM&feature=related
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #704 - Jan 26^th, 2009 at 5:31am http://slog.cstv.com/extrainnings/BillMurrayStripes.jpg" rel="gb_image[nice_pics]" title="...">http://slog.cstv.com/extrainnings/BillMurrayStripes.jpg" name="post_img_resize_12" alt="..." title="..." border="0" style="display:none" /> "Who cried when old yeller got shot"
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #705 - Jan 26^th, 2009 at 8:24am " I do not particularly care for the who " WHAT .. ?! .. !!! !!!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday jb
Reply #706 - Jan 26^th, 2009 at 12:52pm

" He is more like Kenny Jones, except, Keith likes him....(see Roger-"fire Jones, or I'll quit" circa 88-89). "

Roger's assessment of Kenny was essentially correct .

In 1989 , THE WHO decided to reform ( ...in order to prevent John Entwistle from bankruptcy )
and play stadiums throughout the United States . This was a mammoth tour and Roger realized that
Kenny is tolerable when the band performed in small arenas and concert halls ( circa 1979 - 1981 )
where the echo fixes the beat .

However , when the band performed in stadiums ( circa fall , 1982 ) , all of the songs had this ' rumbling & thumping '
about them --- like a school bus hurtling downhill at ninety miles per hour with a flat tire in the front
and one in the back ............leaving the audience with puzzled looks on their faces and empty wallets as
both band and audience headed IMMEDIATELY to the bar in order to forget what they had just witnessed
( see : www.MaxLugar.com , circa 2004 - 2008 ) .

As a result , in 1982 the members of THE WHO tortured themselves on a nightly basis by
over - compensating ( ... playing hard and faster and drinking harder and faster )
thus leaving Pete exhausted and in ruins .

Joey " Kenny " Jones ! ™

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #707 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 9:28am !!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #708 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 9:30am " Why do you continue to blow smoke up my ass... why ? " !!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #709 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 9:33am " Why do you continue to blow smoke up my ass... why ? " http://www.darrenbarefoot.com/hall/main.phpg2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2... !!!!
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #710 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 9:37am Joey .................................. jb comes back Super Bowl Sunday. What ?! ..... Oh , 6:18pm EST
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #711 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 10:07am " jb comes back Super Bowl Sunday. What ?! ..... Oh , 6:18pm EST " !!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #712 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 10:07am " jb comes back Super Bowl Sunday. " !!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday jb
Reply #713 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 10:12am

" Why do you continue to blow smoke up my ass... "

Why do I have gas?

" Everyone has gas. Burping and “passing gas” is normal. But because it is embarrassing, many people believe they pass gas too often or have too much gas. A person actually having too much gas is rare.

Most of the time, gas in the body is odorless. The odor of passed gas comes from sulfur made by bacteria in the large intestine. Sometimes gas causes bloating and pain. Not everyone has these symptoms. How much gas the body makes and how sensitive a person is to gas in the large intestine have an effect on how uncomfortable one feels.

What can I do about gas?

Changing what you eat and drink can help prevent or reduce gas. If you feel like you have too much gas, you might want to try these things before going to the doctor.

1. Cut down on foods that cause gas.

The amount of gas caused by certain foods varies from person to person. The only way to know your own limits is to keep track of what you eat and how much gas it causes later. Some foods that cause gas are

· beans

· vegetables such as broccoli, cabbage, brussels sprouts, onions, artichokes, and asparagus

· fruits such as pears, apples, and peaches

· whole grains such as whole wheat and bran

· soft drinks and fruit drinks

· milk and milk products such as cheese and ice cream

· packaged foods that contain lactose, a type of sugar; bread, cereal, and salad dressing are examples

· dietetic foods and sugar-free candies and gums

2. Drink plenty of water and clear soup but not “fizzy” liquids.

Try not to drink liquids that cause gas, like soda and beer.

3. Reduce the amount of air you swallow.

Here are some ways to avoid swallowing air:

· Eat slower and chew more to cut down on the amount of air you swallow when you eat.

· Avoid chewing gum and eating hard candy.

· If you smoke, try to cut down or quit.

· If you have false teeth, see your dentist to make sure they fit right.

4. Keep a diary.

Write down the foods, and the amounts, that seem to cause you the most problems. Also keep track of the number of times you pass gas each day.

If you are still troubled by gas, you may want to see your doctor. Take your diary with you to help you answer the doctor’s questions about eating habits and symptoms. "

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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #714 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 10:22am O JB where art thou?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #715 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 10:25am " O JB where art thou? " !!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #716 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 11:07am " is it REALLY all over joey ? " http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/358961021_221269ad95.jpgv=0 !!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #717 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 11:08am ' i refuse to believe that this is the end " http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1027/1212223047_eb290658f8.jpgv=0 !!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #718 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 11:09am " Go blind and hang on ................ "
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #719 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 11:11am " Don't let go TONIGHT !!!! " http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3287/2366048943_cf1e2b4076.jpgv=0 !!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #720 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 11:13am " So I live my life tearing down the runway Sure to get the hang of hanging in there someday Don't let go the couch " http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2439976140_24ef8b3ce8.jpgv=0 !!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday jb
Reply #721 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 12:40pm

Hello, my name's Maxlugar, but you can just call me "Maxy"
I live out in New York as a pillar of Stones sociey
Because I love the Stones, I decided that I would buy
A couch like the lotus stage they used back in '75

I said, "Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Don't hang around because twelve's a crowd on Maxy's couch!"

On Friday night I post my thoughts up there on GasX3
And Dirty Work's rockin' my house, y'know it's the place to be
So I invite Keno and the others to come around and stop on by
But when Dirty Work's ostricized, y'know, I started to cry

I said, "Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Don't hang around because twelve's a crowd on Maxy's couch!"

I'm rockin' out to Handsome Girls and IORR's "Luxury"
On the Lotus Couch, my BCI's the highest it's ever been
My Billy Preston doll has a five-pound rock up his ass
In the mornings, I realize I'm finally happy at last

I said, "Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Don't hang around because twelve's a crowd on Maxy's couch!"...

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #722 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 1:32pm " I decided that I would buy A couch like the lotus stage " !!!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #723 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 1:33pm " ... In the mornings, I realize I'm finally happy at last " !!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday jb Reply #724 - Jan 27^th, 2009 at 1:36pm " Don't hang around because twelve's a crowd on ... the couch!" !!!!
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