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" Joey, has jb come to terms with the loss of top gross? "



Oh , YES   ..... Some Guy !!!!!!



Our dear brother JB ( .................who REMAINS the only Jew on the planet who does not care for Macca ) is beginning to ' soften ' a bit and has secretly been listening to Macca'a new album " Kisses on the Bottom "  . In fact , even brother jb admitted that Macca's Grammy performance(s) was ' spectacular ' and that Macca was indeed ' Jew Friendly  ' .



I have invited our Stonesian Brother JB to Macca's concert at TD Ameritrade Park this summer / fall .


Developing .............................

What happened to Nicole mitchell on the weather channel?

Happened? Not a thing, in the negative sense. She's attending law school now and her Weather Channel appearance schedule has been cut down accordingly, but she's still healthy and on the air.


"Found out 2 days ago, but couldn't announce it until today....I passed the Major Board! I don't get to pin-on (ie: the promotion isn't effective) until next Feb, but it's still a relief to make it!"

spooky

Joey, we gotta find other shit to do...

" Joey, we gotta find other shit to do  .... "


" The Playbook for an Israeli Airstrike on Iran's Nuclear Facilities
John Hudson Feb 21, 2012

Thanks to a host of military analysts, cartographers, and TV graphics departments, we have plenty of ideas about how an Israeli airstrike on Iran's nuclear facilities would be carried out.

The latest hypothetical rendering came in a New York Times article Monday, in which Pentagon officials cast serious doubts about Israel's capability of pulling off the attack. "Its pilots would have to fly more than 1,000 miles across unfriendly airspace, refuel in the air en route, fight off Iran’s air defenses, attack multiple underground sites simultaneously — and use at least 100 planes," wrote Elisabeth Bumiller.

But while that rough sketch is generally agreed upon, a number of other geographic and tactical factors also come into play and have been mapped out. Put together, you have a dispassionate, calculated atlas of what such a conflict would look like.

The simplest map we've seen is a Fox News graphic outlining the four most widely discussed nuclear target areas: Arak, Fordo, Natanz, and Isfahan. On Monday night, Greta Van Susteren spoke with Major General Bob Scales who said, "This is gonna take days, maybe weeks, [and] the enemy's going to fight back."



What will the Israelis be aiming for? The Center for Strategic and International Studies has mapped out a comprehensive chart of the various nuclear sites and what is known about them:



As we've seen in Iran and Israel's shadow wars thus far, their disputes have spread out across a range of countries (today, we're hearing more about Azerbaijan). An airstrike would also embroil a handful of Israel's neighbors, depending on what airspace the country should choose to invade. In 2009 Reuters mapped out three routes (north, central and south) for carrying out the attack. Whatever the method, it looks as though jamming radars and dodging potential anti-aircraft munitions will be on the agenda.



Then of course, there's the weaponry involved. Equilibri, a European think tank that analyzes events and international dynamics, has outlined the air and sea power involved in a likely attack, which include 20 F-15s, 20 F-16s, 22-26 F15 C/Ds and F-16-Ds, 7 tanker KC-707/135s, and 2 dolphin class-submarines to enter the Gulf of Oman. (Other estimates say at least 100 planes are needed)



Of course, any invasion would also take into effect Iran's missile sites, which CSIS has rendered here:



One of the main targets, and most difficult, is the underground plant near the city of Qom. On Monday, the BBC reported that Iran is poised to expand its nuclear site in Qom, installing thousands of new centrifuges at the plant. According to The Times, the underground site is going to call for American-made GBU-28 5,000-pound bunker buster bombs to destroy the facilities. Here's a satellite view of Qom, courtesy CNN:



Without knowing whether Israel will actually carry out such an attack, what we can say is this would surely be one of the most pre-meditated, pre-discussed, and publicly scrutinized military campaign in recent memory.

SOURCE: The Playbook for an Israeli Airstrike on Iran's Nuclear Facilities - Global - The Atlantic Wire  "


WE MUST STRIKE NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



" N.A. "  , Ronnie .................................



Joey Cohen

" March 29, 2012 -- Macca Report News EXCLUSIVE! UPDATE
Report by Sandy Lopez, Macca Reporter - Exclusive Photos by Audrey Copping, Macca Reporter

March 29th -- Teenage Cancer Trust Concert -- Royal Albert Hall

Concert Set List

1. Magical Mystery Tour
2. Junior's Farm
3. All My Loving
4. Drive My Car
5. Sing The Changes
6. The Night Before
7. Let Me Roll It/ Foxy Lady
8. Paperback Writer
9. The Long And Winding Road
10. Nineteen Hundred and Eighty Five
11. My Valentine
12. Maybe I'm Amazed
13. I've Just Seen A Face
14. Blackbird
15. Here Today
16. Dance Tonight
17. Eleanor Rigby
18. Something
19. Band On The Run
20. Back In The USSR
21. I've Got A Feeling
22. Let It Be
23. Hey Jude

Encore 1
24. Day Tripper
25. Get Back (with Ronnie Wood, Roger Daltrey and Paul Weller)

Encore 2
26. Yesterday
27. Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight/The End

The Concert

Before the concert started there were speeches and video about the Teenage Cancer Trust with emotional footage of surviors. A survivor spoke and Roger Daltrey made a speech. Then Paul Weller introduced Paul. Because of all the speeches, the concert was shortened to 27 songs.

Macca wore an elegant black jacket and trousers with black suspenders with a white shirt that had a blue collar. The inside of his jacket had a reddish lining, which he showed the audience before tossing the jacket onto John Hammel's arm.

Paul recalled when The Beatles played Royal Albert Hall. At one point he said "Did you know that the RAH was opened 100 years ago? Not by me!" The crowd broke out in laughter.




Paul mentioned, "... lots of my family here tonight.."

People yelled for "Ram On" when Paul had the ukulele, but he ignored them.

At the end of the show Paul slapped hands with people in front of the stage and high-fived people at the side of stage. One lucky fan at the side of the stage got his album signed as Paul was leaving.

Signs in the audience

"Macca nificent"

Paul read one sign towards the end of the show which said, "A Brit and a Brazillian got married". He added, "That sounds like the beginning of a joke!"

Sound Check

1. Matchbox
2. Honey Don't
3. Only Mama Knows
4. Penny Lane
5. Coming Up
6. Piano ballad (unidentified song with lyrics "I'm calling, someday")
7. C Moon
8. Celebration
9. San Francisco Bay Blues
10. Calico Skies
11. Dance Tonight
12. Ram On
13. Bluebird
14. Lady Madonna

(Interesting new jams during the sound check)

There were about 50 people at the sound check. Paul greeted the crowd calling them "a small but vociferous group of people."

Paul wore a navy blue jacket, blue jeans, and black suspenders. He soon took off the navy jacket as the sound check progressed.

Stella was there with her son Beckett who Paul dedicated "Coming Up" to saying "to my very good friend Beckett." Earlier Paul greeted the toddler warmly with a hug and kiss. Stella danced around with the child who bobbed his head side to side with the music.

Paul did an impromptu leg kick to amuse his grandson. Macca jumped up and tossed one leg in the air as he waved it sideways. It almost looked like he was jumping over his own leg.

At one point, Paul began to walk away from his microphone to head to the piano and saw John Hammel running behind him to get something. Macca stopped and trotted after Hammel. Then Paul walked away and Hammel chased after him.

After a song, Paul teased Hammel again. Macca took off his acoustic guitar, balanced it vicariously on it's bottom without a stand, and walked away just as the guitar was starting to fall over. Hammel scrambled to grab it before it fell.   "


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" April 1, 2012 -- Daily Mail (UK)

Heartbreak at Linda's Wood: Sir Paul McCartney's memorial to late wife destroyed by rare tree disease

It was meant to be a lasting living memory to Sir Paul McCartney's late wife, Linda.




But now great swathes of Linda's Wood in Somerset have had to be cut down because of a deadly disease that is sweeping the country.

The trees were victims of Phytophthora ramorum, or sudden oak death, which is infecting thousands of hectares of forests across the UK.

It affects larch trees in particular, although it can jump species and is also infecting other trees including the Douglas fir.

All of the larch trees in the memorial wood have been cut down, leaving expanses of empty land.






The former Beatle planted hundreds of trees in remembrance of Linda when she died of breast cancer in 1998, aged 56.

The wood borders a 100-acre nature sanctuary called St John's Wood, which the couple bought together in 1990.

Joe Duckworth of the League Against Cruel Sports, which runs the woodland area, told the Sunday Telegraph: 'Some of them were diseased and it was decided that the larch would be chopped down as a preventative measure.'

He added that a number of the species are being felled in the area.

The disease, for which there is no known cure, has destroyed millions of trees in America and is spreading across the UK, possibly after being brought over in imported plants.




Linda's Wood was dedicated to Linda McCartney in a ceremony in 1998, where children laid posies of flowers and the Salvation Army played music by Wings, the band in which both Paul and Linda were members.

The forest has since been managed by the League Against Cruel Sports, as part of its deer sanctuary.

It has endured destruction in the past, with vandals causing damage shortly after it was planted, in 2000 and again in 2003 when a quad bike was driven over 40 newly planted trees.

Paul and Linda were married in 1969 and had three children together : Mary, Stella and James.

Linda wrote several vegetarian cookbooks, started a successful vegetarian food company and was a professional photographer.


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Paul McCartney is 'On The Run'
Tour dates -- March/April/May 2012




On The Run ­ Itinerary

MARCH 24 -- Ahoy -- Rotterdam, Holland
MARCH 26 -- Hallenstadion -- Zurich, Switzerland
MARCH 28 -- Sports Paleis -- Antwerp, Belgium
MARCH 29 -- London, England -- Royal Albert Hall (Teenage Cancer Trust Benefit)

APRIL 15 -- Montevideo, Uruguay -- Estadio Centenario (TICKETS are on sale)
APRIL 17 -- Asunción, Paraguay -- Defensores Del Chaco Estadio (Macca's video salute to Paraguay) TICKETS
APRIL 19 -- Bogota, Colombia -- El Campín stadium (not confirmed)
APRIL 21 -- Recife, Brazil -- Arrudão Stadium (code: PMBRAZIL) TICKETS
APRIL 25 -- Florianopolis, Brazil -- Ressacada Stadium
MAY 5 -- Guadalajara, Mexico -- Omnilife Stadium (code: PMMEXICO) TICKETS
MAY 8 -- Mexico City, Mexico -- Estadio Azteca (2nd date May 10th) (code: PMMEXICO) TICKETS

JUNE 4-- London, England -- Buckingham Palace -- Diamond Jubilee

VIP SOUND CHECK PACKAGES

Ticket Details:
www.paulmccartney.com



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Joey, what scares jb?



Nothing may be sacred after all: Sir Paul McCartney's son James is interested in starting a second-generation Beatles band with John Lennon's son Sean, George Harrison's son Dhani and Ringo Starr's son Zak.

The band would apparently be called "The Beatles -- The Next Generation," AFP reports.

There's only one problem: they're out one drummer. Ringo's son Zak Starkey was not a fan of the idea. "I don't think it's something Zak wants to do," McCartney admitted, according to The Telegraph.

All of the aforementioned Beatle progeny have taken after their fathers. McCartney has played guitar on two of his father's albums, and is playing a show at the Cavern Club in Liverpool, where the Beatles cut their teeth.

Starkey has drummed for the likes of The Who and Oasis, Harrison is the frontman of thenewno2 and Lennon is a successful singer-songwriter in New York.

As for the chances of the band actually coming to fruition? McCartney says it's up to "the will of God" and "nature's support."

What do you think of the idea? Let us know in the comments and/or tweet us @HuffPostEnt with the hashtag #beatles2 to be added to our slideshow.

' joey ............. why does jb subscribe to time magazine ? '


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" Joey, all this macca postin' could be a hate crime "

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" Joey, what scares jb? "

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" Joey, what scares jb? "

http://daytrippinmag.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/paul-flowersc.jpgw=510 !!!!!