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Question: Which is Joshie's favorite Beatles song?

Revolution 9:15    
  4 (12.9%)
You Really Got a Hold on Deuteronome    
  1 (3.2%)
You've Got to Hide Your Love Yahweh    
  6 (19.4%)
Nowhere Menorah    
  5 (16.1%)
You're Going to Lose that Goy-l    
  14 (45.2%)
Israel Be Back    
  1 (3.2%)
Esau Her Standing There    
  0 (0.0%)




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" The French are glad to die for love;
They delight in fighting duels.
But I prefer a man who lives
And give expensive jewels.

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental,
But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat
Or help you at the automat.
Men grow cold as girls grow old,
And we all lose our charm in the end.
But square cut or pear shape
These rocks don't lose their shape!
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

I've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic,
But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic
Are the better bets
If little pets get big baguettes.
Time rolls on, and youth is gone,
And you can't straighten up when you bend.
But stiff back or stiff knees,
You stand straight at Tiff'ny's!
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer,
But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
Thinks you're awful nice,
But get that ice or else no dice.
He's your guy when stocks are high,
But beware when they start to descend,
It's then that those louses
Go back to their spouses!
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

A well conducted rendezvous
Makes a maiden's heart beat quicker.
But when the rendezvous is through,
These stones still keep their flicker.

Romance is divine, and I'm not one to knock it,
But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Romance is divine, yes, but where can you hock it?
When the flame is gone,
Just try and pawn a tired Don Juan.
Some men buy, and some just sigh
That to make you their bride they intend.
But buyers or sighers
They're such goddamn liars!
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

At Yale there's a lad whose appeal I acknowledge,
But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
I might like his dad, but when I meet a college boy,
The thing to say
Is 'ray, 'ray, 'ray for Cartier!
Some girls find some piece of mind
In a trust fund that banks recommend.
But if you are busty
Your trustee gets lusty!
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Stash those rocks in your strongbox
For on them you can always depend.
It's not compensation,
It's self-preservation!
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
(I don't mean rhinestones!)
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. "
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We ( The Jews ) must attack NOW !!!!!  ( Soon Iran will be able to do in six minutes what Hitler did in six friggin YEARS !!!!!  )  :




" TEHRAN, Iran – President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Iran test-fired a new advanced missile Wednesday with a range of about 1,200 miles, far enough to strike Israel, southeastern Europe and U.S. bases in the Middle East.

The announcement will not reassure the U.S. government, coming just two days after President Barack Obama declared a readiness to seek deeper international sanctions against Iran if it shunned U.S. attempts to open negotiations on its nuclear program. Obama said he expected a positive response to his outreach for opening a dialogue with Iran by the end of the year.

"Defense Minister (Mostafa Mohammad Najjar) has informed me that the Sajjil-2 missile, which has very advanced technology, was launched from Semnan and it landed precisely on the target," state radio quoted Ahmadinejad as saying. He spoke during a visit to the city of Semnan, 125 miles east of the capital Tehran, where Iran's space program is centered.

Ahmadinejad is running for re-election in a June 12 vote and has been criticized by his opponents and others for antagonizing the U.S. and mismanaging the country's faltering economy.

Most Western analysts believe Iran does not yet have the technology to produce nuclear weapons, including warheads for long-range missiles. A group of U.S. and Russian scientists said in a report issued Tuesday that Iran could produce a simple nuclear device in one to three years and a nuclear warhead in another five years after that.

The study published by the nonpartisan EastWest Institute also said Iran is making advances in rocket technology and could develop a ballistic missile capable of firing a 2,200-pound nuclear warhead up to 1,200 miles "in perhaps six to eight years."

Iran says its missile program is merely for defense and its space program is for scientific and surveillance purposes. It maintains that its nuclear program is for civilian energy uses only.

The solid-fuel Sajjil-2 surface-to-surface missile is a new version of the Sajjil missile, which Iran said it had successfully tested late last year with a similar range.

Iran's nuclear and missile programs have alarmed Israel, and the country's new prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, pressed Obama to step up pressure on Tehran when the two met in Washington on Monday. Ahmadinejad has repeatedly called for Israel's elimination, and the Jewish state has not ruled out a military strike to deal with the Iranian nuclear threat.  "


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" May will be giving the week's Beatles News LIVE FROM NYC each Sunday morning during the 10 O'clock hour.

May, of course, was John Lennon's main squeeze/constant companion/paramour---they were all but married---for almost two years in the mid-70's. She was art director and project coordinator (and back ­ up singer) for Lennon's number-one "Walls and Bridges" album, and worked with him on a number of projects including "Mind Games," "Rock 'n' Roll," and Harry Nilsson's "Pussy Cats," which Lennon produced.

May's new book, "Instamatic Karma" (St. Martin's Press), is a poignant photographic essay of her time with the ex-Beatle, utilizing dozens of Polaroid's she took in '74 and '75. "

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" May 20, 2009 -- PM.com

Music Legend Paul McCartney To Perform His First Ever Show In Halifax, Nova Scotia Saturday July 11th 2009

"Very happy to be playing Halifax. The Canadian audiences are great and the timing of the event, with the arrival of the Tall Ships, means that it will be an exciting event for us all. We are looking forward to rocking in Halifax."

Power Promotional Events President Harold MacKay announced today that Halifax will play host to the largest and most exciting concert in it's 260 year history.

"We are pleased and thrilled to announce today that our city will welcome Sir Paul McCartney live in concert on the Halifax Commons, Saturday, July 11, 2009. With sales of over 100 million, Paul is listed by the Guinness World Records as the most successful musician and composer in popular music history. This iconic and legendary performer's presence in our city will be an historic event for all Atlantic Canadians" said Mr. MacKay.

Premier of the Province of Nova Scotia, Rodney MacDonald said, "Sir Paul McCartney is considered to be one of the world's top music acts. The opportunity for Halifax to host a concert of this magnitude will bring important economic benefits to the province and further solidify Halifax's reputation as a leader in hosting major events in Eastern Canada. Nova Scotia will be a centre for world-class events this summer with Sir Paul McCartney, Tall Ships and other significant festivals and events throughout the summer".

Halifax Mayor Peter Kelly is very pleased about this significant event coinciding with Tall Ships Nova Scotia Festival 2009. "The British established this strategic port city to guard against invasion a long time ago. The enemy never did attack, and today we can happily say that Halifax will openly welcome the British Invasion of 2009".

This show is in keeping with a series of special one off concerts Paul has been performing over the last year, whilst making international headlines and taking him to places he's never been before.

In June 2008 Paul received a hero's welcome as he rocked the city of Liverpool when he played at Anfield Stadium as part of the city's celebrations for the European Capital Of Culture. In the same month Paul performed a spectacular free show, the 'Independence Concert', to over 350,000 people in Kiev's Independence Square which was the largest outdoor music event in the history of the Ukraine. July then took Paul to the city of Quebec for yet another huge headline-making event as he performed to 300,000 people in the city's national park, The Plains Of Abraham, to help celebrate Quebec's 400th anniversary. Paul also found the time (only just though!) to join Billy Joel on stage for the 'Last Play At Shea' show in July, marking the last show ever at New York's famous Shea Stadium. The Beatles were the first band to perform at Shea Stadium in 1965, which went down in history as the first ever stadium rock show. September saw another first for Paul as he played his 'Friendship First, concert in Tel Aviv, Israel. This was Paul's first ever visit to Israel. The Beatles were banned from performing there at the height of Beatlemania in the 60s.

In April of this year Paul performed at the David Lynch Foundation's benefit concert, "Change Begins Within", in New York, where he was joined on stage with Ringo Starr for a special finale. Paul also headlined the Coachella Festival (his first US festival appearance) and performed a show to mark the opening of The New Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, a gig which sold out in seven seconds, setting a new sales record as tickets went at a rate of 600 a second!

Details for tickets will be announced shortly. "




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