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GotToRollMe Rocks Off Regular Offline 'soft and freaky' Posts: 1,918 Gender:	Happy Birthday, jostorm! Sep 20^th, 2008 at 11:01pm Happy Birthday, jostorm!
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parmeda Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 318 Chicago Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #1 - Sep 20^th, 2008 at 11:42pm Happy Birthday, jo! Your posts brighten up the dribble around here (and make me laugh like hell!)- come and visit more often. All the best to you!
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,213 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #2 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 4:05am happy birthday, liebling Hope to see you again soon-ish!
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Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #3 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 5:18am Happy Birthday!
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Stewed n Keefed Rocks Off Regular Offline Please don't judge me too harshly Posts: 1,475 Kent,England. Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #4 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 5:33am Happy Birthday
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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,125	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #5 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 6:57am Happy Birthday, Jo Hope you have a great day. Miss ya around this place
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LadyJane Rocks Off Regular Offline Stones Purist Posts: 4,928 Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #6 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 8:48am Happiest of Birthday's to you, Jo!!! LJ.
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #7 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 9:30am Happy happy birthday!!
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Online The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,069 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #8 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 9:47am ¡ Muchas felicidades mami ! Pásatela chido o chévere, te mando un besito en el peyoyo y otro en el yoyopo
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Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm!
Reply #9 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 10:55am

Thank you so much, my dysfunctional cyber-family, I love you all loads even though I'm mostly absent these days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kiss

Having no internet access at work anymore (well, for nothing else but "work"! boo-hoo...) means that I am suddenly more work-efficient (who thunk THAT one out??? Nick Nolte???) , but I do miss hanging out at the lunatic asylum between clients big time.....I do lurk sometimes, however, and shall try and start posting again, time/life permitting...

Thanks again, amigos/amigas!!!!
Smiley

Gerardo : Gracias, Carigno! Kiss

By the way, did you know that the Brits are so repressed and anal that nowadays little girls are taught to call their chichi "front-bottom"??? Yep, you read right, as in "front-bottom" and "back-bottom!!! I find it scandalously mysogynistic, anally repressed and simply unimaginative!.... Not to mention the countless traumas those poor British girls must go through while growing up: when a woman on the street shouts at them "kiss my bottom!" They must get really confused. "Did she mean her front-bottom or her back-bottom??? Is that woman insulting me or coming onto me? She doesn't really look like a lesbian, does she??...."by which time it is far too late to scream back some obscenity. Tragic!
Don't you think we should start a Mexican/Venezuelan movement to encourage British girls to rename their female anatomical parts to "peyoyo" and "yoyopo"????? I really like those names....

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fireontheplatter Ex Member	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #10 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 10:55am happy birthday
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jostorm Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 408 Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #11 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 10:58am Have we had this thread before: COME ON, DON'T BE SHY. WHAT DO YOU OR YOURPARTNER CALL YOURS???????
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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,125	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #12 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 11:41am Oh it is sooooo good to have you back... Since you are the birthday girl..by all means you should be first.... P.S. I just laughed out loud and no one here to share it with!!
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Factory Girl Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,194 US Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #13 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 11:45am Happy Birthday jostorm!!
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Joey I Have No Life! Offline Posts: 20,262 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #14 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 11:47am Happy Happy Birthday !
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MaineMotels Ex Member Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #15 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 12:07pm Happy Birthday Jostorm
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jostorm Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 408 Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #16 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 12:36pm Many thanks! OK, Meggypoo, I'll go first: Mine's called Chichi (Spanish pronunciation, just like "chee-chee" in English!)
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Tumbled Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,206 Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #17 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 1:44pm Happy Birthday Chica!!! Hope you are having an excellent day
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,213 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #18 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 2:00pm jostorm wrote on Sep 21^st, 2008 at 12:36pm: Many thanks! OK, Meggypoo, I'll go first: Mine's called Chichi (Spanish pronunciation, just like "chee-chee" in English!) I'll never be able to think of this guy again in the same light....
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,123 aTx Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #19 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 2:32pm it is good to be alive, and not on fire... happy birthday!
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Ade Rocks Off Regular Offline What's Occuring? Posts: 3,145 London, U.K Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #20 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 3:07pm happy birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm!
Reply #21 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 3:38pm

Tumbled wrote on Sep 21^st, 2008 at 1:44pm:

Happy Birthday Chica!!!

Hope you are having an excellent day

Wow, that's a lovely picture, thanks! You used to have the little kitten jumping in mid-air towards the camera lense as avatar, didn't you?
You recently used pictures of a funny, ruby-red lipped fish as well on one of your posts, and I was wondering whether you scuba-dive???
And what do you call yours, or aren't you a girl? And now we have to cut to our commercial break...

"Faux-pas? Stuck your foot in your mouth so deep you basically look like a badly-bent Barbie with dislocated hip (but without the exagerated breasts, I must say) ??? Dispair not! Use Tele Cream (registered trademark), dissipate into thin aether and let bygone problems be bygone ! Tele-Cream . For the perfect problem-disappearing act...

And remember, children: don't smoke and post. On your birthday.

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jostorm Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 408 Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #22 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 3:40pm Gazza wrote on Sep 21^st, 2008 at 2:00pm: jostorm wrote on Sep 21^st, 2008 at 12:36pm: Many thanks! OK, Meggypoo, I'll go first: Mine's called Chichi (Spanish pronunciation, just like "chee-chee" in English!) I'll never be able to think of this guy again in the same light....
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jostorm Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 408 Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #23 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 3:42pm Pdog wrote on Sep 21^st, 2008 at 2:32pm: it is good to be alive, and not on fire... happy birthday! Thanks , pdog. On a more serious note: are you still having those horrible fires in California???
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Sioux Rocks Off Regular Offline Brian Jones---Foundation Stone--Golden Stone Posts: 4,176 Virginia, U.S.A. Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, jostorm! Reply #24 - Sep 21^st, 2008 at 3:43pm A VERY happy birthday to you, Jostorm!!
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