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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Bands that blow Reply #50 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 10:33am " .............. subject myself to the pompous condescending fucktards again. Take it to the lounge where it belongs Fagen! Jazz fags are the worst. " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply #51 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 10:43am

Steely Dan fans are pussies! There I said it! Oh, speaking of pussies.

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Bands that blow Reply #52 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 10:49am " Steely Dan fans are pussies! "
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Reply #53 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 10:56am

It's true Joey! I met this Steely Dan fan at a show in Jersey. He/she gave me a beer when I refused his/her chardonnay and brie! I'm just sayin'.....

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MaineMotels Ex Member Gender:	Re: Bands that blow Reply #54 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 3:23pm Steely Dan is one big bore. That's all. Very forgettable.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Bands that blow Reply #55 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 4:06pm " Steely Dan is one big bore. That's all. Very forgettable " You make Joey sad .
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MaineMotels Ex Member Gender:	Re: Bands that blow Reply #56 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 4:14pm Joey wrote on Aug 19^th, 2008 at 4:06pm: " Steely Dan is one big bore. That's all. Very forgettable " You make Joey sad . Nothing to be sad about. They're just kind of low on the totem pole....like Seals and Crofts. Feel lucky....Bon Jovi ain't even on the totem pole at all.
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,729 Dakar Gender:	Re: Bands that blow Reply #57 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 4:47pm They go over some people's heads.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Bands that blow Reply #58 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 5:04pm " They go over some people's heads " I would like to nuzzle you .
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,729 Dakar Gender:	Re: Bands that blow Reply #59 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 5:56pm That statue's gross. Like Gulliver and the giant tit in Brobdignag.
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Reply #60 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 6:02pm

Zack wrote on Aug 19^th, 2008 at 4:47pm:

They go over some people's heads.

Uh,no. Not really. They are just a couple of pompus fuckheads that play music to picnic by. The fine Columbian....puuuuuleeeezzze!

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Reply #61 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 7:21pm

Coldplay. The uk is not having a great time at the moment and this is perfectly summarised by those fuckers. Fuck them and their healthy lifestyles and safe 'rock' music. Fuck them i am angry and wild and love my yayayas album and nothing coldplayshits could ever do could come close you bastards. go back to your big house chris mrtin you fucker. enjoy your tesco finest foods. im off to start a fight.
whats going on in the world? where an i go to hear a stones record played loudly while i dance- and god forbid smoke a cigarette indoors while dancing??!
Oh Brian, you left the party early. Fair play to you.x x

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Reply #63 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 7:48pm

Pdog wrote on Aug 19^th, 2008 at 7:34pm:

This cartoon is kinda funny. However, the fact is that most Steely Dan fans are music nerds of the first order! Don't believe me? Just go to one of their concerts.

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Re: Bands that blow
Reply #64 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 7:51pm

Riffhard wrote on Aug 19^th, 2008 at 6:02pm:

Zack wrote on Aug 19^th, 2008 at 4:47pm:

They go over some people's heads.

Uh,no. Not really. They are just a couple of pompus fuckheads that play music to picnic by. The fine Columbian....puuuuuleeeezzze!

Riffy

Actually, Riffy, the Colombian bud of the early Seventies was worthy of song. There were red, gold and blond varieties that were absolutely mind-bending; the best I've seen in nearly 40 years of sampling. And I'm from one of the premier domestic production areas in the country.

The fine Colombian of that period must not be confused with the dismal brown drech sold under that name in the late Seventies. That shit was so bad, it inspired High Times's "Dope Connoisseur" (who had written a few years earlier that she had never smoked any pot she didn't like) to observe that one would not want to smoke it unless one deliberately wanted to feel worse than before.

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Reply #65 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 8:35pm

Brainbell Jangler wrote on Aug 19^th, 2008 at 7:51pm:

Riffhard wrote on Aug 19^th, 2008 at 6:02pm:

Zack wrote on Aug 19^th, 2008 at 4:47pm:

They go over some people's heads.

Uh,no. Not really. They are just a couple of pompus fuckheads that play music to picnic by. The fine Columbian....puuuuuleeeezzze!

Riffy

Actually, Riffy, the Colombian bud of the early Seventies was worthy of song. There were red, gold and blond varieties that were absolutely mind-bending; the best I've seen in nearly 40 years of sampling. And I'm from one of the premier domestic production areas in the country.

The fine Colombian of that period must not be confused with the dismal brown drech sold under that name in the late Seventies. That shit was so bad, it inspired High Times's "Dope Connoisseur" (who had written a few years earlier that she had never smoked any pot she didn't like) to observe that one would not want to smoke it unless one deliberately wanted to feel worse than before.

Oh I hear ya BJ. I too have partaken in some mighty fine Columbian. I was really just knocking the picnic jazz brand of muzak that Steely Dan has put out. I have enjoyed listening to some Dan albums like Pretzel Logic in the past. After I saw them live though my opinion of them, and their fans, took a direct hit. I have never viewed them the same since. The fact that I went back to a second show of theirs is still a bit of mystery, even to me!

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Re: Bands that blow
Reply #68 - Aug 19^th, 2008 at 9:59pm

Riffhard wrote on Aug 19^th, 2008 at 7:48pm:

Pdog wrote on Aug 19^th, 2008 at 7:34pm:

This cartoon is kinda funny. However, the fact is that most Steely Dan fans are music nerds of the first order! Don't believe me? Just go to one of their concerts.

Riffy

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I did in Lake Tahoe and saw one of the drunkest, stoned crowds I have ever witnessed at a concert....Ok maybe it was just me but still a great show.

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Bands that blow Reply #69 - Aug 20^th, 2008 at 11:17am " that I went back .... is still a bit of mystery " We ALL go back !!!! : \| \| V
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Reply #70 - Aug 20^th, 2008 at 11:23am

A true rarity! One of the few topics that you will actually see Joey and Nasty in agreement!

I hate Gaucho and everything after, and I think they make music not for picnics but for computers now, but those 70s Steely Dan albums are great. Countdown to Ecstasy and Pretzel Logic are worthy of the Stones.

I always assumed the "Colombian" in question was cocaine?

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Bands that blow Reply #71 - Aug 20^th, 2008 at 11:27am " I always assumed the "Colombian" in question was cocaine? " May ' Dr. Wu ' visit you this evening ?! You are much loved by Joeykins
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Nasty Habits Rocks Off Regular Offline God Rolls His Own!! Posts: 452 The Land of the Blue Sky	Re: Bands that blow Reply #72 - Aug 20^th, 2008 at 11:34am Joey wrote on Aug 20^th, 2008 at 11:27am: " I always assumed the "Colombian" in question was cocaine? " May ' Dr. Wu ' visit you this evening ?! You are much loved by Joeykins Nothing to do but feed all the kangaroos!
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Reply #73 - Aug 20^th, 2008 at 12:55pm

Glimmer Twin wrote on Aug 19^th, 2008 at 9:41pm:

I know I'll get shit for this, but I think Bruce is one boring musician, with or without the E Street Band.

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Reply #74 - Aug 20^th, 2008 at 12:58pm

riffy!

your anti-dan rants are hilarious!

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