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Medicated Haze update...
Aug 9^th, 2008 at 1:14am

music summit #2 is off to a smashing start.....

feej arrived safely and accompanied me to a beatle party, during which he downed a six pack of michelob, a bunless bratwurst, and proceeded to berate obama mercilously in front of my dope smoking beatle friends.

he did, however, belt out "rocky raccoon" with my gibson J160E, which was a thing of goddamned beauty.

fuck....will i still be in a tribute band when this weekend is over? stay tuned....

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 15,902 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #1 - Aug 9^th, 2008 at 8:00am keep them updates coming.
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #2 - Aug 9^th, 2008 at 8:12am If he gets those Beatleheads thinking then the whole weekend will ahve been worth the effort!
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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,127	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #3 - Aug 9^th, 2008 at 8:35am Where are the fricken photos and videos, Buckmeister?!! I wanna see ya both with the spoons and washboard belting out Wagon Wheel!!!!
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,128 aTx Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #4 - Aug 9^th, 2008 at 9:15am music first, drugs second... or is it the other way around?
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,548 joyzee Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #5 - Aug 9^th, 2008 at 3:19pm Medicated Goo...........
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Re: Medicated Haze update...
Reply #6 - Aug 10^th, 2008 at 10:25pm

word!

four songs in the bag. unfortunately, we didn't have time to do rocky raccoon....

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MaineMotels Ex Member Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #7 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 9:46am
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,128 aTx Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #8 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 10:31am and MM is osessed with Bucky!!!
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Stones Security Rocks Off Regular Offline Pull it over, sickos Posts: 66 Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #9 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 10:39am Christ now Starbuck is spreading the sicko Beatles tribute crap to others. We need a bonfire...
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,128 aTx Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #10 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 10:50am we need security for security
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MaineMotels Ex Member Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #11 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 10:54am Pdog wrote on Aug 11^th, 2008 at 10:31am: and MM is osessed with Bucky!!! NO! Not Bucky....the Beatles. Well Except Macca.....He was never a Real Beatle anyway.
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Stones Security Rocks Off Regular Offline Pull it over, sickos Posts: 66 Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #12 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 10:57am We need some testosterone shots to counter this estrogen-laden Beatles tribute pandemic that is threatening the survival of all things heterosexual. Seriously, you have children. Do you really want them exposed to this sicko and his sailor uniform wearing ilk? Not me.
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MaineMotels Ex Member Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #13 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 11:04am rock (Stones) crushes scissors(Beatles) scissors (Beatles cut The Kinks-paper) scissors (Kinks) cut Paper. Paper beats rock.....women will be the death of the Stones. Hi Ekatrina!
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Stones Security Rocks Off Regular Offline Pull it over, sickos Posts: 66 Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #14 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 11:08am I don't know what the fuck you are talking about motels. But then again, I rarely do. Either way, it does not change the fact that these guys are gay and those who imitate them are more so...
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Re: Medicated Haze update...
Reply #15 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 11:12am

Stones Security wrote on Aug 11^th, 2008 at 11:08am:

I don't know what the fuck you are talking about motels.

But then again, I rarely do.

Either way, it does not change the fact that these guys are gay and those who imitate them are more so...

how much do you charge per hour?

we need some muscle at our shows. on saturday night a drunk hussie ran off with my pepper jacket and left me with a white jean jacket, size extra small. sheesh!

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Stones Security Rocks Off Regular Offline Pull it over, sickos Posts: 66 Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #16 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 11:18am No one in the history of Earth has ever successfully joked their way out of homosexuality. No one! Remember that next time you put on your Pepper jacket and stand in fron of the mirror with your manhood tucked neatly away behind your thighs to see what Paul would look like with a vagina!
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MaineMotels Ex Member Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #17 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 11:19am Stones Security wrote on Aug 11^th, 2008 at 11:08am: I don't know what the fuck you are talking about motels. But then again, I rarely do. Of course not. Condoms are for kids. Lovers and Rubbers is a blasphemy.
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Stones Security Rocks Off Regular Offline Pull it over, sickos Posts: 66 Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #18 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 11:27am Congratulations Motels. You have just successfully wrestled the "Dumbest Dude on the Planet" belt from Pete Rose.
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Re: Medicated Haze update...
Reply #19 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 12:32pm

Stones Security wrote on Aug 11^th, 2008 at 11:18am:

No one in the history of Earth has ever successfully joked their way out of homosexuality.

No one!

what about:

1. robert reed
2. rock hudson
3. don henley
4. tiny tim
5. TTM
6. don henley
7. tony randall
8. vanity smurf
9. matt lauer
10. don henley

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Stones Security Rocks Off Regular Offline Pull it over, sickos Posts: 66 Gender:	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #20 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 12:39pm Sorry sicko, all are and/or were gay, right up to the bitter, self-loathing end.
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Re: Medicated Haze update...
Reply #21 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 1:38pm

Stones Security wrote on Aug 11^th, 2008 at 12:39pm:

Sorry sicko, all are and/or were gay, right up to the bitter, self-loathing end.

i think i love you!

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Reply #22 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 1:48pm

Stones Security wrote on Aug 11^th, 2008 at 11:18am:

No one in the history of Earth has ever successfully joked their way out of homosexuality.

No one!

Remember that next time you put on your Pepper jacket and stand in fron of the mirror with your manhood tucked neatly away behind your thighs to see what Paul would look like with a vagina!

Paul with a vagina? Where's that Mucca pic?

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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,127	Re: Medicated Haze update... Reply #23 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 4:31pm Gosh Bucky.. I didn't have to post all my "gay Beatle tribute Band" photos as Mr. Heavy Hitting Security Man took care of you. And by the way where is the photographic proof of what is "in the bag"? I demand evidence.. P.S. You didn't really think I was gonna let this slide did ya?
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Re: Medicated Haze update...
Reply #24 - Aug 11^th, 2008 at 4:47pm

PartyDoll MEG wrote on Aug 11^th, 2008 at 4:31pm:

Gosh Bucky.. I didn't have to post all my "gay Beatle tribute Band" photos as Mr. Heavy Hitting Security Man took care of you.

And by the way where is the photographic proof of what is "in the bag"?

I demand evidence..

P.S. You didn't really think I was gonna let this slide did ya? Wink

no photographs were taken....feej stayed at a hotel this time around.

however, if you can convince feej to release the acetates...or turn on any alt country radio station anywhere in the USA in, oh, about four months....you will have your proof!

we're debuting "cornbread hex" in burkina faso this weekend. if we hit number one there, our manager will be contacting capitol or atlantic...

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