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Question: The Lotus Couch is down because:

Starbuck's latest polls have crashed max's server    
  1 (3.4%)
Max has decided to spend his free time playing lead kazoo in a new blues project, The Fat Bellied Booze Band    
  2 (6.9%)
Max has taken a full time position as "Gettin' Funky" advisor to the Obama campaign    
  1 (3.4%)
Somehow, someway, this must be Joey's fault    
  15 (51.7%)
Max is now posting from the message board across the street    
  2 (6.9%)
Last poodle porn email from Tele had nasty virus    
  4 (13.8%)
Max's new book is having problems at the publishers    
  4 (13.8%)




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So, what's your point?

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Reply #475 - Aug 22nd, 2008 at 3:15pm
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Random Thoughts...

Hillary will need a couch after tomorrow
On the other hand, I'm sure Bill is familiar with couch protocol
I have two more couches to give away, please contact Joey
for further information.
Song Titles about couches....
White Punks On Couches
Show Me The Couch
Gimme Three Couches
Band On The Couch
Local Couches
A slip cover will help protect the life of a couch
In a related matter, I once found a slip in a couch
I bought my first couch from an old Jewish chap, 28 years
ago.   He let me take it with no money down, no interest
And the guy had a portable phone, which back then was a rarity..
Couches are the mainstay in a modern living room..
Did you know you can buy couches from recycled coffins?
A typical couch can contain anywhere from 1Million to 10 Million mites living in it...
Couches can be killers.  Did you know that there is an organization
for the prevention of Killer Couches In The USA?
The casting couch is a euphemism for a sociological phenomenon that involves the trading of sexual favors by an aspirant, apprentice employee, or subordinate to a superior, in return for entry into an occupation, or for other career advancement within an organization...
www.castingcouchteens.com
Asleep On The Couch is an unsigned band from Peoria Il (Pug?)

I thank you for your continued support & cooperation...


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Reply #476 - Aug 22nd, 2008 at 3:32pm
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Reply #477 - Aug 22nd, 2008 at 3:37pm
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and cocksuckers who like posting boring jpegs!
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Reply #478 - Aug 22nd, 2008 at 3:41pm
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"  who like posting boring jpegs !! "


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I can almost hear you sigh.
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" I can almost hear you sigh "

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once proud Joey acts so humble.
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Some Guy wrote on Aug 22nd, 2008 at 3:42pm:
I can almost hear you sigh.

twas actually a fart!
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" the couch LIVES ! "


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" feline couchies "

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" I love the couch "

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Joey must be gone, should be quiet here for a few days.
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Some Guy wrote on Aug 22nd, 2008 at 5:17pm:
Joey must be gone, should be quiet here for a few days.


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Reply #497 - Aug 22nd, 2008 at 6:49pm
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Oh, it's old alright, older than Phyllis Diller & not half as funny.
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What would Usain do (WWUD)? 

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It's the weekend time for some Drinking and Dancing.
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