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Question: The Lotus Couch is down because:
Starbuck's latest polls have crashed max's server 1 (3.4%) Max has decided to spend his free time playing lead kazoo in a new blues project, The Fat Bellied Booze Band 2 (6.9%) Max has taken a full time position as "Gettin' Funky" advisor to the Obama campaign 1 (3.4%) Somehow, someway, this must be Joey's fault 15 (51.7%) Max is now posting from the message board across the street 2 (6.9%) Last poodle porn email from Tele had nasty virus 4 (13.8%) Max's new book is having problems at the publishers 4 (13.8%) Total votes: 29 « Last Modified by: Unholy Trinity on: Aug 12^th, 2008 at 9:18am »

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The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! (Read 71,792 times)

Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #250 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:09pm " the couch will soon be bigger and better than ever "
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #251 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:10pm " Did it self destruct by virtue of its own greatness " Not Quite
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #252 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:10pm " I miss the couch ...where could it be ?! " http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/24223992_56e245c283.jpgv=0
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #253 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:11pm " he spent all those years building and creating the couch so i am sure it is still in solid condition "
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #254 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:12pm " Where is the couch ? .... What happened ? " http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3290/2310066099_b0bb7f8788.jpgv=0
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #255 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:13pm " Account for domain www.maxlugar.com has been suspended Expulsion is next... Did The recent problem is Progressland bring this on? " Sparky !!! : " WHOOF !!!!! "
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #256 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:14pm " i am sure the couch is fine ... in mean , he would not DARE just give up on the darn thing after fifteen years " http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/278839563_5cf7bce8cc.jpgv=0
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #257 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:17pm " well played. "
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #258 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:24pm Oh ye of little faith.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #259 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:27pm " Oh ye of little faith " http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/2173878_766c4276d9.jpgv=0
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #260 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:28pm " Oh ye of little faith " Ah , .. yeah ! http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2107/2264097885_de6d11ace5.jpgv=1202985803
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #261 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:29pm " after five years of building his couch I am sure everything is fine "
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #262 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:30pm " Oh ye of little faith "
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #263 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:31pm Joey is padding his post total.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #264 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:32pm " Joey is padding his post total "
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #265 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:33pm " Oh ye of little faith " RIP
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Nellcote

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So, what's your point?

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Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down!
Reply #266 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:37pm

I have questions...

Could the return of the couch...
Be a recliner?
Sectional?
Naugahide?
Will there be a membership fee?
Have a special encrypted code for access?
Be guaranteed for life?
Have a money back guarantee?
Serta Sleeper?
Will it be delivered?
Is it a 5, 6, 7 or nine piece?
Is there a web site to view the new model?
Able to withstand weight of over 700 pounds?
Have lights?
Need a license to operate?
Have one of those tags which if removed is a federal crime?

Thank you for your continued support & cooperation.

"slide your body, girl, right across the floor..do the Southside Shuffle..."Southside Shuffle-Mighty J Geils Band

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #267 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:40pm The world treated Russia the way you are treating the couch and then look what happened.
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Joey

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Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down!
Reply #268 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:42pm

" Could the return of the couch...
Be a recliner?
Sectional?
Naugahide?
Will there be a membership fee?
Have a special encrypted code for access?
Be guaranteed for life?
Have a money back guarantee?
Serta Sleeper?
Will it be delivered?
Is it a 5, 6, 7 or nine piece?
Is there a web site to view the new model?
Able to withstand weight of over 700 pounds?
Have lights?
Need a license to operate?
Have one of those tags which if removed is a federal crime? "

Well , ....let me put it this way Nellcotte .................

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1043/1078489818_158bb4ca98.jpgv=0

*** { JOEY NOW BUSTS OUT LAUGHING HERE AT THE OFFICE !!! } ***

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #269 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:43pm " The world treated Russia the way you are treating the couch and then look what happened "
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #270 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:43pm " The world treated Russia the way you are treating the couch and then look what happened "
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #271 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:44pm
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #272 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:44pm " Be guaranteed for life? Have a money back guarantee? Serta Sleeper? Will it be delivered? " http://www.veryspatial.com/gallery2/main.phpg2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=...
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #273 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:46pm Amen .
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Couch is Down! The Couch is Down! Reply #274 - Aug 15^th, 2008 at 2:47pm We all dance like wild injins whilst .................................
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