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Question: The Lotus Couch is down because:

Starbuck's latest polls have crashed max's server    
  1 (3.4%)
Max has decided to spend his free time playing lead kazoo in a new blues project, The Fat Bellied Booze Band    
  2 (6.9%)
Max has taken a full time position as "Gettin' Funky" advisor to the Obama campaign    
  1 (3.4%)
Somehow, someway, this must be Joey's fault    
  15 (51.7%)
Max is now posting from the message board across the street    
  2 (6.9%)
Last poodle porn email from Tele had nasty virus    
  4 (13.8%)
Max's new book is having problems at the publishers    
  4 (13.8%)




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Reply #125 - Jul 31st, 2008 at 2:49pm
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" My Wife is hard to beat . . . or those flourishes during The Rock at the end of Quadro.  "


I would like to caress your kneecaps .
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Reply #126 - Jul 31st, 2008 at 4:38pm
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ONLY ONE VOTE!????!!!

Goddammit....my mojo must not be working.
Joey!!!!!
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Reply #127 - Jul 31st, 2008 at 4:43pm
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" Goddammit....my mojo must not be working.  "

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Reply #128 - Jul 31st, 2008 at 4:48pm
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Joey wrote on Jul 31st, 2008 at 2:49pm:
" My Wife is hard to beat . . . or those flourishes during The Rock at the end of Quadro.  "


I would like to caress your kneecaps .


Is that code for something????

I would like to ____________ your ____________ .
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Reply #129 - Jul 31st, 2008 at 4:52pm
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 31st, 2008 at 4:48pm:
Joey wrote on Jul 31st, 2008 at 2:49pm:
" My Wife is hard to beat . . . or those flourishes during The Rock at the end of Quadro.  "


I would like to caress your kneecaps .


Is that code for something????

I would like to ____________ your ____________ .


Even Andy Dick is creeped out by Joey...
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Reply #130 - Jul 31st, 2008 at 10:14pm
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The Couch is still down? The world changes irrepairably when I go on vacay!
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Reply #131 - Aug 4th, 2008 at 4:31pm
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" The Couch is still down?  "


You bet your sweet sweet bippy !!! :


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Reply #132 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 10:47am
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is it still down?
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Reply #133 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 12:22pm
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Read MY Post:
Gone... Stone Dead Forever!
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" Gone... Stone Dead Forever"
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Reply #135 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 1:17pm
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Wow Joey!!!
That's Postin' on Loan from Maxlugar!!!
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Reply #136 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 1:20pm
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" Wow Joey!!!
That's Postin' on Loan from Maxlugar !!!! "


What ?!


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" Wow Joey!!!
That's Postin' on Loan from Maxlugar !!!! "


I would like to baste you in milk for 48 hours, hog-tie you and let hungry baby lambs skeletonize your quivering, quaking carcass.
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" Gone... Stone Dead Forever! "
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Reply #140 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 2:18pm
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Joey wrote on Aug 5th, 2008 at 1:22pm:
" Wow Joey!!!
That's Postin' on Loan from Maxlugar !!!! "


I would like to baste you in milk for 48 hours, hog-tie you and let hungry baby lambs skeletonize your quivering, quaking carcass.



I heard you can milk anything with nipples!
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" I heard you can milk anything with nipples !!! "

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Reply #142 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 3:54pm
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" Gone... Stone Dead Forever "


************* " YES !!! " ************


Our long National Nightmare is OVER !!!!


Congratulations my Stonesian Brothers & Sisters . Please take a few moments this evening to celebrate our Great Victory
over the ' Couchie Imperialists '   .

Then ' END ' was swift and not surprising   ........ in fact , necessary .


May we always have the ' Victor Smile ' on our faces .



Well Done  .... you make Joey proud and stand tall .


JJJJJJJJJJACKY !!!!


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Reply #143 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 4:32pm
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The couch is merely waiting.
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Reply #144 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 4:36pm
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" The couch is merely waiting "


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Reply #145 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 4:57pm
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The couch is merely waiting.



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Reply #146 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 5:51pm
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I dunno. I kinda liked the couch. I had a few quite pleasant chats in the chatroom once in awhile. I think Maxlugar has gone fishing or something.
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So, what's your point?

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Reply #147 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 8:31pm
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I would take the orbiter to the couch every now & then.
I applaud The Lugar for his dedication to the cause.
BTW, did Larry King throw out wife # 7?
Will he go for the now single Christie Brinkley?
Joey?
Wild Bill?
Sunny?
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Reply #148 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 8:41pm
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Nellcote wrote on Aug 5th, 2008 at 8:31pm:
I applaud The Lugar for his dedication to the cause.


He can't be
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He's gone fishing fer chrisakes. (I think)
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So, what's your point?

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Reply #149 - Aug 5th, 2008 at 9:01pm
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Hey Wheezy, did the Lugar not operate a message board for several years?
Dedication, it is.

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