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Question: The Lotus Couch is down because:

Starbuck's latest polls have crashed max's server    
  1 (3.4%)
Max has decided to spend his free time playing lead kazoo in a new blues project, The Fat Bellied Booze Band    
  2 (6.9%)
Max has taken a full time position as "Gettin' Funky" advisor to the Obama campaign    
  1 (3.4%)
Somehow, someway, this must be Joey's fault    
  15 (51.7%)
Max is now posting from the message board across the street    
  2 (6.9%)
Last poodle porn email from Tele had nasty virus    
  4 (13.8%)
Max's new book is having problems at the publishers    
  4 (13.8%)




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" What is needed is a MASSIVE government bailout.  And I mean like fucking HUGE boat-ass bailout.  I'm talking like one of those mongasized deals with $$$$$$$ (The Large Green) flying everywhere.  Better hurry because George Walker Bush III is only around for 6 more months.  "





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sirmoonie wrote on Jul 30th, 2008 at 12:34pm:
Some Guy wrote on Jul 30th, 2008 at 12:15pm:
sirmoonie wrote on Jul 30th, 2008 at 12:05pm:
What is needed is a MASSIVE government bailout.  And I mean like fucking HUGE boat-ass bailout.  I'm talking like one of those mongasized deals with $$$$$$$ (The Large Green) flying everywhere.  Better hurry because George Walker Bush III is only around for 6 more months.

Get that ship bilge-watered.  Put the seemens back to work.  Hard a starboard.  Thar he blows.


Simmer, moonboo.

Not much news from Edward lately.

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Joey wrote on Jul 30th, 2008 at 12:49pm:
" What is needed is a MASSIVE government bailout.  And I mean like fucking HUGE boat-ass bailout.  I'm talking like one of those mongasized deals with $$$$$$$ (The Large Green) flying everywhere.  Better hurry because George Walker Bush III is only around for 6 more months.  "



Deficits do NOT matter !!!!!

http://www.treasurydirect.gov/NP/BPDLogin?application=np


The chinks WILL call in the chits - they got a million beady eyed bean counters watching that chart as well speak.  Then we have to re-float derivates while servicing debt through leveraged taxpayer front end payments.  That, of course, leads to truncated fees on the back end to the banks and mortagors that got bailed in the first goddam place.  You end up in a wage and interest spiral while the fat cats up in corporate get rich on the backs of the lazy, ambitionless American taxpayers.  Is that the kind of fucking society we want for our kids?  Our kids who Pledge the Allegiance every day for which they stand under invisible god?  Hell fucking no!  We demand better stuff!
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" The chinks WILL call in the chits - they got a million beady eyed bean counters watching that chart as well speak.  Then we have to re-float derivates while servicing debt through leveraged taxpayer front end payments.  That, of course, leads to truncated fees on the back end to the banks and mortagors that got bailed in the first goddam place.  You end up in a wage and interest spiral while the fat cats up in corporate get rich on the backs of the lazy, ambitionless American taxpayers.  Is that the kind of fucking society we want for our kids?  Our kids who Pledge the Allegiance every day for which they stand under invisible god?  Hell fucking no!  We demand better stuff! "


Christ , that is postin' on loan from GOD right there !!!!!!!!


Moonie ........ you are on FIRE !!!!!


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" Account for domain www.maxlugar.com has been suspended


Did The recent problem is Progressland bring this on ? "


Progressland me Keister !!!!!!




The MaxLugar is THE definition of a Tragedy in the very real sense of the term .


He ( The Lugar )  is the central character in a struggle of moral importance ending in ruin  [ see : Lyndon Baines Johnson  , 1963 - 1969 )  


Why ?!


WHY ?!

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Reply #105 - Jul 30th, 2008 at 3:31pm
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sirmoonie wrote on Jul 30th, 2008 at 1:07pm:
Joey wrote on Jul 30th, 2008 at 12:49pm:
" What is needed is a MASSIVE government bailout.  And I mean like fucking HUGE boat-ass bailout.  I'm talking like one of those mongasized deals with $$$$$$$ (The Large Green) flying everywhere.  Better hurry because George Walker Bush III is only around for 6 more months.  "



Deficits do NOT matter !!!!!

http://www.treasurydirect.gov/NP/BPDLogin?application=np


The chinks WILL call in the chits - they got a million beady eyed bean counters watching that chart as well speak.  Then we have to re-float derivates while servicing debt through leveraged taxpayer front end payments.  That, of course, leads to truncated fees on the back end to the banks and mortagors that got bailed in the first goddam place.  You end up in a wage and interest spiral while the fat cats up in corporate get rich on the backs of the lazy, ambitionless American taxpayers.  Is that the kind of fucking society we want for our kids?  Our kids who Pledge the Allegiance every day for which they stand under invisible god?  Hell fucking no!  We demand better stuff!



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" i want to nuzzle you "

mojo .........................................


Soon you shall take over !!!!


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" laugh it up, this is a crisis of epic preportions ! "

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" yo sniff, you need to prep for the best VH album ever- "


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Weeding ?!


Hashishing ?!


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" Bard tops Cannabis Colleges list   "   
 

" New York's Bard College leapfrogged past Warren Wilson College to become the No. 1 so-called "Reefer Madness" school in the Princeton Review's 2008 rankings.  Last year Bard was second to Wilson, but the college immortailized by Steely Dan in "My Old School" can now claim the "widest use of marijuana" among its student body. The University of Colorado at Boulder climbed 12 slots to No. 3. The University of Vermont at Burlington and New College of Florida round out the Top 5.

A small school of 1,600 undergrads, Bard is located in the Hudson Valley, near Kingston, Saugerites and the Catskill Mountains - approximately 90 minutes from Manhattan. Among the alumni are Chevy Chase, Blythe Danner, Larry Hagman, Todd Haynes, Herb Ritts, Matt Taibbi and Steely Dan's Walter Becker and Donald Fagen, who met there in 1967.

In fact, Becker (left) was busted at Bard for marijuana. "I was briefly imprisoned," he recalls. "Every once in a while, about once a year in those days, they would bust 40 to 50 Bard College students. I spent a night in jail. It was the county jail. They arraigned us in Red Hook. I was not a student at the time. I just happened to be there playing a gig with somebody who was a student, sleeping at this guy's house when the traditional sweep took place." 

Steely Dan refer to Bard, which is based in Annadale-on-Hudson, and the bust in "My Old School":

I remember the thirty five sweet goodbyes
When you put me on the Wolverine up to Annandale
It was still September when your daddy was quite surprised
To find you with the working girls in the county jail

 

Here's the list of "Reefer Madness" colleges:

(last year's ranking in parenthesis)

1. Bard College, NY (2)

2. Warren Wilson College, NC (1)

3. University of Colorado, Boulder (15)

4. University of Vermont, Burlington (3)

5. New College of Florida (8)

6. University of California, Santa Cruz (4)

7. Colorado College (new)

8. Hampshire College, MA (7)

9. Eugene Lang College, NY (new)

10. Sarah Lawrence College, NY (10)

11. Ithaca College, NY (16)

12. Pitzer College, CA (6)

13. Skidmore College, NY (14)

14. University of Oregon, Eugene (new)

15. Wesleyan University, CT (12)

16. Guiford College, NC (13)

17. University of West Virginia, Morgantown (11)

18. University of California, Santa Barbara (17)

19. Eckerd College, FL (18)

20. University of New Hampshire, Durham (new)

Off the list: Lewis & Clark College, OR (5); University of Texas, Austin (9); Vassar College, NY (19); and Oberlin College, OH (20)

According to Pot Culture, the leading Stoner Colleges are, alphabetically: Humboldt State University, CA; New York University; Oberlin College, OH; Reed College, OR; University of California, Santa Cruz; University of Colorado, Boulder; University of Michigan, Ann Arbor; University of Vermont, Burlington; and University of Wisconson, Madison.  "

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Reply #114 - Jul 30th, 2008 at 6:39pm
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Joey wrote on Jul 30th, 2008 at 4:40pm:
" Bard tops Cannabis Colleges list   "    
 

" New York's Bard College leapfrogged past Warren Wilson College to become the No. 1 so-called "Reefer Madness" school in the Princeton Review's 2008 rankings.  Last year Bard was second to Wilson, but the college immortailized by Steely Dan in "My Old School" can now claim the "widest use of marijuana" among its student body. The University of Colorado at Boulder climbed 12 slots to No. 3. The University of Vermont at Burlington and New College of Florida round out the Top 5.

A small school of 1,600 undergrads, Bard is located in the Hudson Valley, near Kingston, Saugerites and the Catskill Mountains - approximately 90 minutes from Manhattan. Among the alumni are Chevy Chase, Blythe Danner, Larry Hagman, Todd Haynes, Herb Ritts, Matt Taibbi and Steely Dan's Walter Becker and Donald Fagen, who met there in 1967.

In fact, Becker (left) was busted at Bard for marijuana. "I was briefly imprisoned," he recalls. "Every once in a while, about once a year in those days, they would bust 40 to 50 Bard College students. I spent a night in jail. It was the county jail. They arraigned us in Red Hook. I was not a student at the time. I just happened to be there playing a gig with somebody who was a student, sleeping at this guy's house when the traditional sweep took place."  

Steely Dan refer to Bard, which is based in Annadale-on-Hudson, and the bust in "My Old School":

I remember the thirty five sweet goodbyes
When you put me on the Wolverine up to Annandale
It was still September when your daddy was quite surprised
To find you with the working girls in the county jail

 

Here's the list of "Reefer Madness" colleges:

(last year's ranking in parenthesis)

1. Bard College, NY (2)

2. Warren Wilson College, NC (1)

3. University of Colorado, Boulder (15)

4. University of Vermont, Burlington (3)

5. New College of Florida (8)

6. University of California, Santa Cruz (4)

7. Colorado College (new)

8. Hampshire College, MA (7)

9. Eugene Lang College, NY (new)

10. Sarah Lawrence College, NY (10)

11. Ithaca College, NY (16)

12. Pitzer College, CA (6)

13. Skidmore College, NY (14)

14. University of Oregon, Eugene (new)

15. Wesleyan University, CT (12)

16. Guiford College, NC (13)

17. University of West Virginia, Morgantown (11)

18. University of California, Santa Barbara (17)

19. Eckerd College, FL (18)

20. University of New Hampshire, Durham (new)

Off the list: Lewis & Clark College, OR (5); University of Texas, Austin (9); Vassar College, NY (19); and Oberlin College, OH (20)

According to Pot Culture, the leading Stoner Colleges are, alphabetically: Humboldt State University, CA; New York University; Oberlin College, OH; Reed College, OR; University of California, Santa Cruz; University of Colorado, Boulder; University of Michigan, Ann Arbor; University of Vermont, Burlington; and University of Wisconson, Madison.  "

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Joey wrote on Jul 30th, 2008 at 1:16pm:
" The chinks WILL call in the chits - they got a million beady eyed bean counters watching that chart as well speak.  Then we have to re-float derivates while servicing debt through leveraged taxpayer front end payments.  That, of course, leads to truncated fees on the back end to the banks and mortagors that got bailed in the first goddam place.  You end up in a wage and interest spiral while the fat cats up in corporate get rich on the backs of the lazy, ambitionless American taxpayers.  Is that the kind of fucking society we want for our kids?  Our kids who Pledge the Allegiance every day for which they stand under invisible god?  Hell fucking no!  We demand better stuff! "


Christ , that is postin' on loan from GOD right there !!!!!!!!


Moonie ........ you are on FIRE !!!!!


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indeed joey yes indeed - that and pictures of chicks doing bongs are a great start to the day

but i ask you and moonie where is the spirit of horatio alger?
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" indeed joey yes indeed - that and pictures of chicks doing bongs are a great start to the day

but i ask you and moonie where is the spirit of horatio alger? "


Hello S.I.A. ............................


Are you weeding ?!


... hashishing ?!


Please ................. I's just gots to's knows !!!







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" this ain't bringing maxy back "

Poi Diddy Dog ........

Please .


Not since Lyndon Johnson & The Vietnam War has one American wasted more treasure and resources on a failed world wide venture .

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Joey wrote on Jul 30th, 2008 at 9:27pm:
" indeed joey yes indeed - that and pictures of chicks doing bongs are a great start to the day

but i ask you and moonie where is the spirit of horatio alger? "


Hello S.I.A. ............................


Are you weeding ?!


... hashishing ?!


Please ................. I's just gots to's knows !!!









man i haven't seen any hash for years...it's all hydro indoor grass down here with the occasional bit of "bush weed" (as we call it  - i.e. old school outdoors gear) when in season

and you ??

and tell me joey what do you rate as Moon's greatest drumming performance...the smothers brothers thing is hard to top - but in terms of his recorded output for me it's either Substitute or Happy Jack)
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SI.com is reporting that joey paid max $20 million to "stay retired".
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" man i haven't seen any hash for years "



This makes Joey sad .




" and tell me joey what do you rate as Moon's greatest drumming performance...the smothers brothers thing is hard to top - but in terms of his recorded output for me it's either Substitute or Happy Jack) "



Quadro  ---- it blows doors .


The entire band was at their absolute recording peak whilst ' making ' Quadrophenia . Word .


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and tell me joey what do you rate as Moon's greatest drumming performance...the smothers brothers thing is hard to top - but in terms of his recorded output for me it's either Substitute or Happy Jack)



My Wife is hard to beat . . . or those flourishes during The Rock at the end of Quadro.
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