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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #1 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:15am There are three different threads on this, and you decided we need a fourth. With a picture that's been posted twice already. You're like a flumoxed mackeral with spina bifida.
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Reply #2 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:21am

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:15am:

There are three different threads on this, and you decided we need a fourth. With a picture that's been posted twice already. You're like a flumoxed mackeral with spina bifida.

What have we become?

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Sen. McCain, who first joked about killing Iranians months ago by singing "bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran" to the tune of the Beach Boys' hit "Barbara Ann" and who yesterday commented that the U.S. could kill Iranians with cigarettes, was apparently "just warming up," one aide said today.

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The list ends with what Sen. McCain dubs the number one funniest way to kill Iranians: "Vote for me."

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Reply #3 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:22am

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:15am:

There are three different threads on this, and you decided we need a fourth. With a picture that's been posted twice already. You're like a flumoxed mackeral with spina bifida.

More like some obsessive compulsive disorder compelling him to press the Start New Thread button over and over and over and over and over..................................... Interesting stuff Ronnie!

LJ.

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Nellcote Rocks Off Regular Offline So, what's your point? Posts: 2,922 Funifuti	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #4 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:25am Fly season is tough in Maine on the residents.
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #5 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:32am Nellcote wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:25am: Fly season is tough in Maine on the residents. Remember that one time? That time you poured soy sauce all over your head and tried to post about pancakes? Its like that time.
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MaineMotels Ex Member Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #6 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:38am I was just saying that this could be the face of the girl who ultimately crippled and ended the Rolling Stones once and for all. Frasiers book on mythology should clear up any questions. http://www.bartleby.com/196/
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Reply #7 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:47am

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:38am:

I was just saying that this could be the face of the girl who ultimately crippled and ended the Rolling Stones once and for all. Frasiers book on mythology should clear up any questions.

I realize that. The alleged facts are not in dispute. All I was saying was that I'd like to hire you as a mule to bring talcum-based cocaine back to Mexico.

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left shoe shuffle Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 4,141	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #8 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:48am Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:38am: Frasiers book on mythology should clear up any questions. I dunno. The chapter on Lilith left me scratching my head...
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Reply #9 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:49am

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:47am:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 11:38am:

I was just saying that this could be the face of the girl who ultimately crippled and ended the Rolling Stones once and for all. Frasiers book on mythology should clear up any questions.

I realize that. The alleged facts are not in dispute. All I was saying was that I'd like to hire you as a mule to bring talcum-based cocaine back to Mexico.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mka29Mw99L0

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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #11 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:01pm Quote: ttm, excuse me mainemotels must have a certain quota of threads he must post. WTF? Who died and made you Sasquatch? There's no limit. Ain't no goddam fucking limit, man. Take your goddam Gorton's of Gloucester fishsticks and have fucking luau, man. This is The Big Time right here.
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Reply #12 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:22pm

I mean she's jsut an eighteen year old girl From Russia fer chrissakes. I was wondering if she''s one of these sex slaves that get sold to the highest bidding pervert in the West? Who is she ? Where does she come from? Could this be this smoking gun? Is Woody just a lap dancing pervert with money? I don't know. But the whole episode stinks.

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Reply #13 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:29pm

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:22pm:

I mean she's jsut an eighteen year old girl From Russia fer chrissakes. I was wondering if she''s one of these sex slaves that get sold to the highest bidding pervert in the West? Who is she ? Where does she come from? Could this be this smoking gun? Is Woody just a lap dancing pervert with money? I don't know. But the whole episode stinks.

Thanks, Fauntleroy. I'm glad Brian Jones isn't alive to see these questions answered.

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Reply #14 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:36pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:01pm:

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ttm, excuse me mainemotels must have a certain quota of threads he must post.

Interesting stuff Ronnie!

WTF? Who died and made you Sasquatch? There's no limit. Ain't no goddam fucking limit, man. Take your goddam Gorton's of Gloucester fishsticks and have fucking luau, man. This is The Big Time right here.

moonflosh, these two nincompoops need a serious beating. would you like that i should, you know, drag them out of a semi and bash them with a brick?

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Can't we all just get a bong?

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Rodney King Rocks Off Regular Offline Hey, careful! I bruise easy! Posts: 22	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #15 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:37pm Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:22pm: I mean she's jsut an eighteen year old girl From Russia fer chrissakes. I was wondering if she''s one of these sex slaves that get sold to the highest bidding pervert in the West? shit. where can i get one of these?
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MaineMotels Ex Member Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #16 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:38pm ‘All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing’ Edmmund Burke
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #17 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:43pm Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:38pm: ‘All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing’ Edmmund Burke Doesn't this belong in the eHarmony thread?
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #18 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:57pm is this the brain trust?
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #19 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 1:01pm Some Guy wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 12:57pm: is this the brain trust? Your decision to make an appearance in the thread changes the dynamic significantly. At a minimum, its adds yet another underlying theme and a layer of complexity that no one had not anticipated.
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MaineMotels Ex Member Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #20 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 1:19pm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrljWGIHB7c
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #22 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 2:24pm moonlight can buy beer on Sunday?
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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #23 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 3:38pm Some Guy wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 2:24pm: moonlight can buy beer on Sunday? Come to PA. Its 50 cent beer night tonight.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #24 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 3:55pm robpop wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 3:38pm: Some Guy wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 2:24pm: moonlight can buy beer on Sunday? Come to PA. Its 50 cent beer night tonight. warm PBR?
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Reply #25 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 4:00pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 3:55pm:

robpop wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 3:38pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 2:24pm:

moonlight can buy beer on Sunday?

Come to PA. Its 50 cent beer night tonight.

warm PBR?

I wish I could say yeah there, but no. Tonight is the last night of our centennial celebration. Throw back prices on booze. I expect more than Keith Moon.

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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,729 Dakar Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #26 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 4:43pm No, THIS is the worst thread ever.
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #27 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 7:27pm Troy, NY?
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #28 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 8:37am mojoman wrote on Jul 13^th, 2008 at 7:27pm: Troy, NY? sometimes it works, sometimes...
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Reply #29 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 8:46am

this thread won't even come anywhere near 500.

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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #32 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 5:26pm This stuff is pretty muffing funny. http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/14/busch.reax/index.html "I've drank tons of different beers, different brands; but Bud Light has always been the one to me that was the easiest to go down and had the smoothest taste." Yup, you guessed it, he posts here.
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Reply #33 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 6:22pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 5:26pm:

This stuff is pretty muffing funny.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/14/busch.reax/index.html

"I've drank tons of different beers, different brands; but Bud Light has always been the one to me that was the easiest to go down and had the smoothest taste." Yup, you guessed it, he posts here.

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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: Helen of Troy? Reply #34 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 6:27pm Say what you want about me, but don't bring my fish into this.......
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Reply #35 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 10:19pm

RONNIE !! SHE'S ONLY USING YOU TO GET TO MICK !!

Russian Hottie: Mick already has tombs picked out for himself, Keith, and Charlie at Westminster Abbey, in a side chapel adjacent to the relics of Saint Paul McCartney. Per Sir Mick, Ronnie is to be interred in the brownfields adjacent to a disused gas ring in Brixton. Just some food for thought...

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