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Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Jul 12^th, 2008 at 4:26pm

Moon that is !!!!!!!

Hello My Stonesian Brothers and Sisters .............................

That is right , a one Mr. Keith ( Dear Boy ) Moon showed up at The Brazen Head last evening , presumably to hear the legendary Irish Band " Stephen's Green " , and proceeded to drink the entire BAR under the table .

Forgive me for not posting this sooner , but your young Joey has a terrific hangover ( Keith can friggin DRINK ) , been shitting liquid all damn day and my arse is raw , RAW !!!!!! Indeed , I write this to you , dear reader , whilst sitting in a ' sitz bath ' allowing the soothing saline solution to penetrate me poohole thus easing the discomfort and promoting the healing which is so vital and coherent in today's posting milieu .

Anyway , Keith wanted me to tell everyone at ' Rocks Off ' that he said , " Hello " , that he absolutely LOVES the brand new board and that we can all expect Big Things from the Rolling Stones early next year . Asked if he cared to elaborate , Keith would only say that if we think this fall looks promising what with potential tours from : The Eagles , MACCA , U2 , The Who and possibly Led Zeppelin , just WAIT until January 2009 . I pressed further , but Keith had his eye on this gorgeous ' Look but do not Touch ' Germanic Blonde [ who was present with her husband by the way .... Yeah , Right ... like THAT would stop Keith ] and the two of them disappeared out on the back patio -- drinks in hand .....never to return .

Now , if you will please excuse me , I feel kinda dizzy ; am experiencing rapid heart beat ; blood vessel dilation , and a sensate ...................

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!

" Hit Me Ronnie !!!!! "

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J'kins !

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #1 - Jul 12^th, 2008 at 5:02pm .
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #2 - Jul 12^th, 2008 at 5:24pm " . " Some Guy ................ You make Joey say , ' Huh ?! ' why ?!
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #3 - Jul 12^th, 2008 at 5:59pm Sup Joey, I got nuthin.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #4 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 9:34am " Sup Joey, I got nuthin " My ' nizzle !!!!
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #5 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 10:36am lotta views but only 3 hits!
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #6 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 10:48am Thread of the year so far
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fireontheplatter Ex Member	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #7 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 1:07pm i prefer not to read about peoples bowl movements thank you very much. especially on a sunday morning.
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Ade Rocks Off Regular Offline What's Occuring? Posts: 3,147 London, U.K Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #8 - Jul 13^th, 2008 at 3:18pm why would Keith Moon care about Paul McCartney and The Eagles? i'm not convinced you met Keith Moon. I strongly suspect, it was a doppelganger.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #9 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 8:49am you used to be my postin' doll.
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Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Reply #10 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 9:05am

this post is not going to stimulate the economy.

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #11 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 9:16am " this post is not going to stimulate the economy " What ?! !!!!!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #12 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 9:17am " you used to be my postin' doll "
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #13 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 10:51am this thread ribbed for her pleasure.
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Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content )
Reply #14 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 10:59am

Some Guy wrote on Jul 14^th, 2008 at 10:51am:

this thread ribbed for her pleasure.

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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #15 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 11:02am i was drinking with john bonham saturday night
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #16 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 11:02am Feds may bail this thread out.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #17 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 4:21pm " Feds may bail this thread out " Why Not ?! http://www.treasurydirect.gov/NP/BPDLogin?application=np
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #18 - Jul 14^th, 2008 at 4:25pm Keep up the good work, and I shall see to it you become a bell man.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith says , " Hi " ( Stones Content ) Reply #19 - Jul 15^th, 2008 at 8:26am Bump for the pee pee
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