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Jul 11^th, 2008 at 1:01pm

moonie...

i tried to send my very first PM to you but it said, and i quoteth, "user doesn't exist". shades of descartes. vomito ergo sum. to be? not to be. that is the boozle.

anyway, we're playing the whizbang street dance tonight in robbinsdale...6-8 pm....present this coupon for free backstage passes to meet the band. be forewarned - only ringo signs body parts. 41st and Hubbard (sp?) Av. N. about one block from the Breakaway Bar & Grille.

lemme know if you're interested. rodney king is in town and would like to meet you for a game of one on one or possibly HORSE after the show.

That was clever

if you're not interested...sheesh...you must be a freaggin' puss.

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Reply #4 - Jul 11^th, 2008 at 2:02pm

moonie?

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Reply #5 - Jul 11^th, 2008 at 2:08pm

Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOVE! It's LOVE!
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's LOVE! It's LOVE! It's LOVE!
It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah.......... Retarded post

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Reply #6 - Jul 11^th, 2008 at 2:21pm

moonie?

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Reply #13 - Jul 11^th, 2008 at 10:03pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 11^th, 2008 at 9:08pm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo

this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that even a fucking monkey is better than phil collins. but we knew that already.

dude....i may....i just MAY....have convinced the boys to expand....hang up our pepper suits and do a stones tribute....more accurrately, a beatles/stones tribute...i would, of course be mick. only problem is, our paul guy does not want to be bill. "who the hell would want to be bill??" he says...."boring a hell!".....

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Reply #14 - Jul 11^th, 2008 at 10:11pm

Starbuck wrote on Jul 11^th, 2008 at 10:03pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 11^th, 2008 at 9:08pm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo

this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that even a fucking monkey is better than phil collins. but we knew that already.

dude....i may....i just MAY....have convinced the boys to expand....hang up our pepper suits and do a stones tribute....more accurrately, a beatles/stones tribute...i would, of course be mick. only problem is, our paul guy does not want to be bill. "who the hell would want to be bill??" he says...."boring a hell!".....

Who is your Ronald? I'll give him some drinking lessons. Results guaranteed.

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Reply #15 - Jul 12^th, 2008 at 12:27pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 11^th, 2008 at 10:11pm:

Who is your Ronald? I'll give him some drinking lessons. Results guaranteed.

we had a ronnie, but he ditched his wife and ran off to his cabin in ely with an 18 year old muscovite. not sure when he's coming back.

dude...since when are you reffing the real football games??

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oeSxVujpRRU

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Reply #16 - Jul 12^th, 2008 at 1:13pm

Starbuck wrote on Jul 12^th, 2008 at 12:27pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 11^th, 2008 at 10:11pm:

Who is your Ronald? I'll give him some drinking lessons. Results guaranteed.

we had a ronnie, but he ditched his wife and ran off to his cabin in ely with an 18 year old muscovite. not sure when he's coming back.

dude...since when are you reffing the real football games??

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oeSxVujpRRU

I went to Ciudad Juarez with my friends once for spring break (I didn't have much money in my younger years). We were lit, and decided to go to a bullfight. I'm not much into killing animals for sport, but it was so insane, you couldn't help but get into it. First off, they sell tequila shots all over the place for 50 cents. All the Meskins were hammered. So were we. And you can actually bet on when the bull goes down, people were actually handing over money on that. I can't remember if I did. I would have wanted to bet the bull to win, but I'm not sure you can do that.

But what your vid reminded me off was one of the matadors toward the end of the day was fucking ripped just like that ref. He was out there staggering around, tossing spears, spitting at the bull when he missed, yelling, swearing - it was absolutely mesmerizing watching it all while flying high on tequila, scorching heat and dust everywhere. Finally, he got so frustrated because he couldn't stick that bull at all, so he started hanging out on one side of the ring and the bull was over goofing off on the other side. They had to send in a bunch of guys to get the matador out of there and pen the bull back up. I think it was considered a draw, so house wins all bets. But I don't really know what the rules are on that sitch.

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Reply #18 - Jul 12^th, 2008 at 2:32pm

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I went to Ciudad Juarez with my friends once for spring break (I didn't have much money in my younger years). We were lit, and decided to go to a bullfight. I'm not much into killing animals for sport, but it was so insane, you couldn't help but get into it. First off, they sell tequila shots all over the place for 50 cents. All the Meskins were hammered. So were we. And you can actually bet on when the bull goes down, people were actually handing over money on that. I can't remember if I did. I would have wanted to bet the bull to win, but I'm not sure you can do that.

But what your vid reminded me off was one of the matadors toward the end of the day was fucking ripped just like that ref. He was out there staggering around, tossing spears, spitting at the bull when he missed, yelling, swearing - it was absolutely mesmerizing watching it all while flying high on tequila, scorching heat and dust everywhere. Finally, he got so frustrated because he couldn't stick that bull at all, so he started hanging out on one side of the ring and the bull was over goofing off on the other side. They had to send in a bunch of guys to get the matador out of there and pen the bull back up. I think it was considered a draw, so house wins all bets. But I don't really know what the rules are on that sitch. [/quote]

Were you with an 18 year old Mexican seniorita as you we shooting down tequila?? All that, and mad bull's lost his way.

And now, you're going to tributes??? Blank Frigging Stare

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