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A-Rod’s Wife Apparently Schtupping Lenny Kravitz Now July 3rd, 2008 at 16:00 by Stuart Heritage hecklerspray.com
Brace yourselves, this is complicated - remember how baseball star Alex Rodriguez might be having an affair with Madonna, who might be divorcing Guy Ritchie?
Well, get ready for another layer of confusion, because now Alex Rodriguez's wife Cynthia might have run off with Lenny Kravitz. The same Lenny Kravitz who used to be romantically linked to Madonna. However, as confusing and soap opera-y as all of this sounds, it might just all have a happy ending.
After all, Madonna is happy because she might be having sex with Alex Rodriguez, Alex Rodriguez is happy because he might be having sex with Madonna and Alex Rodriguez's wife is happy because she might be having sex with Lenny Kravitz. Everyone's happy. Except for Guy Ritchie, obviously, but it'll be a sad sad day when people start caring about his feelings.
Remember yesterday, when we told you that New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez was visiting Madonna late at night, even once right after his wife had given birth to their second child? Chances are you may have felt the tiniest twinge of pity towards Rodriguez's wife. After all, nobody likes to be cheated on. Especially moments after childbirth. Especially with veiny old ladies with weirdly immobile faces.
But it's OK, because Cynthia Rodriguez knows that revenge is a dish best served cold. Well, cold or bouncing up and down on a rockstar's genitals, anyway. Apparently she's chosen the latter.
According to reports, Cynthia Rodriguez has left Alex Rodriguez for good and has shacked up with Lenny Kravitz in Paris on some kind of erotic minibreak. Newsday has more:
While Rodriguez deals with accusations that he's been cavorting with Madonna, now comes the news out of left field that his wife Cynthia has fled to Paris for a romantic fling with rocker Lenny Kravitz. According to reports, Cynthia left her two children, the youngest just 3½ months old, back at their Miami home before flying to Paris.
Just so you know, we're actually about to give up blogging. We've decided to move to Miami and take a juvenile therapy course, because as soon as the youngest Rodriguez kid learns that her Dad may have ditched her for some rumpy-pumpy with Madonna and her mother may have ditched her shortly afterwards for some rumpy-pumpy with Lenny Kravitz, she's going to be a neverending source of income for us.
So that's it for today. Join us tomorrow when Guy Ritchie runs off and has an affair with the woman who Lenny Kravitz wrote It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over about, David Banda hooks up with newborn Rodriguez daughter number two and everything collides into a non-stop sex orgy so disgusting that you'll end up vomiting your optical nerve out of your bum.
Should be fun.
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