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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	USA! USA! USA! Jul 1^st, 2008 at 1:35pm Read it and weep! http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080701160706.4pl3ba3e&show_article=1 Forty two fucking %%%% stoned? Ain't no problem for the Land o' Free, Chisum. Spangled! Yes, I said Spangled!
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Nasty Habits Rocks Off Regular Offline God Rolls His Own!! Posts: 452 The Land of the Blue Sky	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #1 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 1:41pm We're number one because we try more often!
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #2 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:01pm sirmoonie wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 1:35pm: Read it and weep! http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080701160706.4pl3ba3e&show_article=1 Forty two fucking %%%% stoned? Ain't no problem for the Land o' Free, Chisum. Spangled! Yes, I said Spangled!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #3 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:03pm < ---- Weeding ?! " The study, released Monday, revealed that 16.2 percent of Americans had tried cocaine at least once, and 42.4 percent had used marijuana. In second-place New Zealand, just 4.3 percent of study participants had used cocaine, and 41.9 percent marijuana. " ** YES !!!! ***
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #4 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:09pm Nasty Habits wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 1:41pm: We're number one because we try more often! Talent alone didn't get us there. Good old fashioned American stick-to-it-ness, while the rest of the world embraces the failed Marxo-Temperance policies of the past.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #5 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:12pm three hits a day...
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Reply #6 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:16pm

" three hits a day "

that's right !

" I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down

Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
When I hold you in my arms (oh, yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (oh, yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (oh, yeah)
Because, (happiness) is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang bang shoot shoot)

Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun
Happiness (bang bang shoot shoot)

Well don't you know that happiness (happiness) is a warm gun, (is a warm gun, yeah). "

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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #7 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:21pm Some Guy wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:12pm: three hits a day... Now, now, let's not turn this into the usual political Bush bash. To George Walker Bush III's credit, our world-leading Drug Consumption Index occured on his watch. No one comes close to how high we can fly!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #8 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:21pm " We're number one because we try more often! " Some Things you just can not stop no matter HOW hard you try .
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #9 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:26pm " Now, now, let's not turn this into the usual political Bush bash. To George Walker Bush III's credit, our world-leading Drug Consumption Index occured on his watch. No one comes close to how high we can fly "
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #10 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:27pm let's hope some spangled asshole don't run your kids over...
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Reply #11 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:32pm

" let's hope some spangled asshole don't run .... as I am constipated "

" Ways Of Wiping: The Pinch Method "

" You probably won't be able to pull this off with one square (thus greatly disappointing Sheryl Crow) but this technique should reduce the amount of toilet paper you need -- and make you cleaner as well.

Basically -- and this is really sad because I'm just realizing this at twenty-seven years old -- you just put a couple of squares between your index and thumb and pinch your butthole with them (from the front). Whereas a "wiping" motion will simply spread the feece out, creating more work, the pinch should suffice........ "

..... hope this helps ( fade to white : like an angel )

" Pinch the Feece Out , Ronnie ! "

Jacky Cakes ! ™

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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #12 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:36pm Pdog wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:27pm: let's hope some spangled asshole don't run your kids over... Yes, that would certainly be terrible for me if that were to happen. Thanks, I appreciate your thought in that regard, and similarly hope no one runs over your kids either.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #13 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:44pm jb made a wise decision.
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Tumbled Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,206 Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #14 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:45pm More importantly:
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lotsajizz Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,818 Rhode Island Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #15 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:56pm why does pdog hate America so? why? why?
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Reply #16 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 2:58pm

" jb made a wise decision "

************* JOEY NOW GIVES EULOGY *******************

My Joshy need not be idolized ;
Or enlarged at ' Shidobee ' beyond what he was at ' Rocks Off ' .
He IS to be remembered as a kind and decent man ;
A man who saw wrong and tried to right it ...
Saw suffering and tried to heal it ...
Saw War and tried to STOP it .

And those of us who loved him ** Young Joey's voice now cracking with visceral and heartfelt emotion *** ;
And who take him to his ' transition ' here today .
Know that what he was and what he stood for ;
Will someday come to pass for all the world .
As he said many times in many posts throughout the decades ;
" Some Men see message boards the way they are and say , ' Why ?!?! ' ..... ' WHY ?!?! ' .........
I dream of message boards that never were and say , ' WTF ?!?! ' !!!!!!!! "

I Thank You For Your time Today !

Joey

...cue chorus :

Has anybody here seen my old friend Joshy?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend John?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked 'round and he's gone.

Didn't you love the things that they stood for?
Didn't they try to find some good for you and me?
And we'll be free
Some day soon, and it's a-gonna be one day ...

Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walk up over the hill,
With Joshy, Martin and John.

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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #17 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 3:04pm For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like dope is making a comeback.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #18 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 3:08pm
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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #19 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 3:16pm
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #20 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 3:17pm This is real HIGH standards education, check this video out Ronnie http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=53084
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Reply #21 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 3:29pm

" For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like dope is making a comeback "

SirMoonie ........................................

Many things are making a comeback :

The Democratic Party

Inflation

Stagflation

Oil Shocks

Recessions ( Real Nasty Ones [ see : 1974 - 1975 ; 1980 ; 1981 - 1982 ] )

JB

.......and THESE CATS !!!!! :

www.EaglesBand.com

I remain ...... forever ...... your Joeykins !

www.BRAZENHEADPUB.com

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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #22 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 4:26pm Those numbers just prove that 57.6% of Americans are liars.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: USA! USA! USA! Reply #23 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 4:47pm " Those numbers just prove that 57.6% of Americans are liars " < --- You make Joey smile .
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Reply #24 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 6:06pm

Joey wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 3:29pm:

" For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like dope is making a comeback "

SirMoonie ........................................

Many things are making a comeback :

The Democratic Party

Inflation

Stagflation

Oil Shocks

Recessions ( Real Nasty Ones [ see : 1974 - 1975 ; 1980 ; 1981 - 1982 ] )

JB

.......and THESE CATS !!!!! :

www.EaglesBand.com

The United States hasn't been this stoned since we left the "Gold Standard." Of course all that nonsense comes back into style.

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