Well if I interviewed myself it would sound something like this:

Q So SCL,what have you been up to lately
A I'm glad you asked that SCL,I've been really busy lately
Q Really,doing what
A Well I flew down to LA wed night to see Tom Petty at the Hollywood Bowl
Q How was the show
A Good stuff,old Tom still delivers  the goods
Q What did you think of the Hollywood Bowl
A What a dump
Q What else have you been up to
A Well after partying with the rich and famous in Hollywood the last few days,I'm flying home today and heading straight to Lake Tahoe and going to see Plant/Krauss. Then I come back home for a few days and then it's back up to Boston. Where I will be singing in a bar.
Q Wow,that's quite a schedule SCL
A Your right SCL,it would kill a lesser man
Q Well thanks for your time SCL,let's do lunch
A Have your people call my people

Molson Time !