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Pay back time
Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:34am

After 2 cancelled holidays because of ABB gigs ,I owe the misses Big time and payback starts today. I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . A band so fucking lame,I could puke at the thought of it. I think they are covering Start Me Up ! My youngest son is talking about sneaking in rotten fruit to throw at the prancing wanker. Not a bad idea. Wish me luck.

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Reply #2 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 8:04am

straycatuk wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:34am:

After 2 cancelled holidays because of ABB gigs ,I owe the misses Big time and payback starts today. I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . A band so fucking lame,I could puke at the thought of it. I think they are covering Start Me Up ! My youngest son is talking about sneaking in rotten fruit to throw at the prancing wanker. Not a bad idea. Wish me luck.

sc uk Ouch!

Divorce her!

I've had the misfortune to see the cover of Start Me Up, and it's everything you can imagine it to be.

Your youngest son has great potential to be a future Rocks Off admin.

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Re: Pay back time
Reply #3 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:15am

Gazza wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 8:04am:

straycatuk wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:34am:

After 2 cancelled holidays because of ABB gigs ,I owe the misses Big time and payback starts today. I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . A band so fucking lame,I could puke at the thought of it. I think they are covering Start Me Up ! My youngest son is talking about sneaking in rotten fruit to throw at the prancing wanker. Not a bad idea. Wish me luck.

sc uk Ouch!

Divorce her!

I've had the misfortune to see the cover of Start Me Up, and it's everything you can imagine it to be.

Your youngest son has great potential to be a future Rocks Off admin.

Gazza I hope you meant you saw it on Youtube.The vision of you actually at a Jovi concert...well its too hard to handle.....

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LadyJane Rocks Off Regular Offline Stones Purist Posts: 4,929 Gender:	Re: Pay back time Reply #4 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:25am I do believe this IS grounds for divorce, sc uk. I would bring your IPOD and just blast Stones into your brain throughout this two hour horror show. We will pray for you and it sounds like your Son has the right idea!!!! Drugs and Booze may also be in order. LJ.
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Pay back time Reply #5 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:38am Is there time to rush some of our special Samonella tomatoes over there?
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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: Pay back time Reply #6 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:48am Straycatuk---this is horrible news. At least we know you are raising your boy correctly. Bring earplugs!!
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Re: Pay back time
Reply #7 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:58am

to truly understand the lameness of bon jovi, you must watch this video through till the end. the first minute captures it, though....start me up starts around 3:24; shortly thereafter, bon jovi does a "mick jagger" impersonation that is only slightly worse than a pug post.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BuED3sJEQDQ

has gazza REALLY seen bon jovi live????

say it ain't so, joe!

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Re: Pay back time
Reply #9 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 10:06am

Stewed n Keefed wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 10:02am:

Hi Straycatuk,

I'm in the same boat, the only difference is I'm going to both Twickenham shows. Smiley

my god....are you men or mice? who wears the pants in your relationships?

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Pay back time Reply #11 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 10:30am " I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . " WHAT ?! !!!!!!!!! I woke up for THIS ?! ...... WHY ?! I am going to the pool .................... see ya kids !!! 'kins , He ..... GOT GAME !!!!!
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Reply #12 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 12:39pm

straycatuk wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:34am:

After 2 cancelled holidays because of ABB gigs ,I owe the misses Big time and payback starts today. I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . A band so fucking lame,I could puke at the thought of it. I think they are covering Start Me Up ! My youngest son is talking about sneaking in rotten fruit to throw at the prancing wanker. Not a bad idea. Wish me luck.

sc uk Ouch!

That thing I PM'ed you about? With the wife swappng and all? Just forget about that. Forget you ever even heard from me.

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Reply #14 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:07pm

straycatuk wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:34am:

After 2 cancelled holidays because of ABB gigs ,I owe the misses Big time and payback starts today. I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . A band so fucking lame,I could puke at the thought of it. I think they are covering Start Me Up ! My youngest son is talking about sneaking in rotten fruit to throw at the prancing wanker. Not a bad idea. Wish me luck.

sc uk Ouch!

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Reply #15 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:45pm

straycatuk wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:34am:

After 2 cancelled holidays because of ABB gigs ,I owe the misses Big time and payback starts today. I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . A band so fucking lame,I could puke at the thought of it. I think they are covering Start Me Up ! My youngest son is talking about sneaking in rotten fruit to throw at the prancing wanker. Not a bad idea. Wish me luck.

sc uk Ouch!

OH MY. I don't think there's anything we can say or do to help you. You are on your own.

Wear BIG ear plugs!! Maybe you can drown it out...

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Re: Pay back time
Reply #17 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 5:51pm

Starbuck wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:58am:

to truly understand the lameness of bon jovi, you must watch this video through till the end. the first minute captures it, though....start me up starts around 3:24; shortly thereafter, bon jovi does a "mick jagger" impersonation that is only slightly worse than a pug post.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BuED3sJEQDQ

has gazza REALLY seen bon jovi live????

say it ain't so, joe!

I have seen Bon Jovi live. However they were opening for the Stones.

It was beyond horrid.

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Reply #18 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 5:54pm

gimmekeef wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 9:15am:

Gazza wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 8:04am:

straycatuk wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 4:34am:

After 2 cancelled holidays because of ABB gigs ,I owe the misses Big time and payback starts today. I'm taking her to see her favourite band................ BON JOVI . A band so fucking lame,I could puke at the thought of it. I think they are covering Start Me Up ! My youngest son is talking about sneaking in rotten fruit to throw at the prancing wanker. Not a bad idea. Wish me luck.

sc uk Ouch!

Divorce her!

I've had the misfortune to see the cover of Start Me Up, and it's everything you can imagine it to be.

Your youngest son has great potential to be a future Rocks Off admin.

Gazza I hope you meant you saw it on Youtube.The vision of you actually at a Jovi concert...well its too hard to handle.....

Some sick bastard on IORR posted a YouTube link to it. It was akin to viewing a musical version of "Two Girls - One Cup". You knew you'd be absolutely repulsed by it to the point where vomiting was a possibility, but you strangely felt compelled to watch the first minute until it got to be TOO much.

I would only pay money to watch Bon Jovi if it involved putting them in stocks and shooting them with an airgun loaded with their own shite.

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fireontheplatter Ex Member	Re: Pay back time Reply #20 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 6:10pm bon jovi did a 3 song set at the concert for ny at msg shorlly after 911...the acoustic, dead or alive is not that bad of a tune people.
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Reply #21 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 6:49pm

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bon jovi did a 3 song set at the concert for ny at msg shorlly after 911...the acoustic, dead or alive is not that bad of a tune people.

"I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive.."

You're correct, Its not bad at all. Its absolutely vile. And its inclusion at that event was so toe-curlingly trite, I actually watched it from behind the settee as I was that embarrassed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfT71BHphUw

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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: Pay back time Reply #22 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 6:50pm Gazza wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 5:54pm: I would only pay money to watch Bon Jovi if it involved putting them in stocks and shooting them with an airgun loaded with their own shite. You make me laugh out loud, G.
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Reply #23 - Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 7:12pm

Gazza wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2008 at 6:49pm:

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bon jovi did a 3 song set at the concert for ny at msg shorlly after 911...the acoustic, dead or alive is not that bad of a tune people.

"I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive.."

You're correct, Its not bad at all. Its absolutely vile. And its inclusion at that event was so toe-curlingly trite, I actually watched it from behind the settee as I was that embarrassed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfT71BHphUw

its not all that bad dude.....try closing your eyes.

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