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monkey_man Rocks Off Regular Offline Fac ut vivas. Posts: 509	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #25 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 12:26pm Riffy Wins Lottery; Finally Votes For His Own Economic Self-Interest
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Reply #26 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 12:30pm

monkey_man wrote on Jun 13^th, 2008 at 12:26pm:

Riffy Wins Lottery; Finally Votes For His Own Economic Self-Interest Wink

LOL! Well I'd be a damned sight better off if I weren't paying $73.00 every time I had to fill my car. That, and of course, the insane taxes that Dems in my state have foisted upon me. There is a very real reason why people are leaving New Jersey like rats from a sinking ship. I call them Democrats, and their ridiculous taxes.

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Steel Wheels Rocks Off Regular Offline Much love and support to my dear friend Mary! Posts: 2,686 2,000 Light Years From Home Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #27 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 2:03pm Maybe it would help if I read a little closer! On January 1, 2009 I would like the headlines to read,"Peace and Love cover the globe once and for all."
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #28 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 2:11pm Who knew she was a crack whore too?
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LadyJane Rocks Off Regular Offline Stones Purist Posts: 4,929 Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #29 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 2:14pm "President Elect Hillary Rodham Clinton nominates Riffhard as Ambassador to the United Nations" lmfao I like this thread LJ.
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Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc)
Reply #30 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 2:21pm

Jan 1 2009: "First lady elect Michelle Obama caught in drunken fling with local New Jersey DJ"
Ouch!

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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #31 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 2:34pm "Rocks Off Regular Joey Weds Paris Hilton" In a prenup Paris agrees to take Gary Coleman along on the honeymmon.
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monkey_man Rocks Off Regular Offline Fac ut vivas. Posts: 509	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #32 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 2:41pm Slavegirl Breaks Down And Takes Hef Up On His Offer
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open-g Rocks Off Regular Offline Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver Posts: 619 Berlin Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #33 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 2:44pm
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #34 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 2:46pm "The Cleveland Browns fire coach Romeo Crennel after a disastrous 2-14 season which foreseen as being a contender at last" Winslow stud vows to never appear again and heeps his word"
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #35 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 2:59pm Steel Wheels wrote on Jun 13^th, 2008 at 2:03pm: Maybe it would help if I read a little closer! On January 1, 2009 I would like the headlines to read,"Peace and Love cover the globe once and for all." is that you elvis costello?
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #36 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 9:29pm Starbuck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2008 at 8:31am: "TTM issues his last poll, "Who has better footwear: Bill Wyman, Keith's butler or a physically abused muppet?" SPOT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #37 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 9:31pm Jeep wrote on Jun 13^th, 2008 at 11:52am: Gee, and I usually like your mock-ups!
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Glimmer Twin Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 274	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #38 - Jun 13^th, 2008 at 11:01pm John McCain preparing to be sworn in as 44th US President.
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #39 - Jun 14^th, 2008 at 6:15pm monkey_man wrote on Jun 13^th, 2008 at 2:41pm: Slavegirl Breaks Down And Takes Hef Up On His Offer
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #40 - Jun 15^th, 2008 at 7:19pm " John McCain preparing to be sworn in as 44th US President. " You make Joey sad .
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #41 - Jun 16^th, 2008 at 2:29pm "After 1217 playoff holes Rocco Mediate defeats Tiger Woods by one in the 2008 US Open"
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #42 - Jun 16^th, 2008 at 4:43pm "Rocks Off Regular Joey Weds Paris Hilton" In a prenup Paris agrees to take Gary Coleman along on the honeymmon " !!!!!!!!
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Ade Rocks Off Regular Offline What's Occuring? Posts: 3,147 London, U.K Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #43 - Jun 19^th, 2008 at 2:39am Joey wrote on Jun 16^th, 2008 at 4:43pm: "Rocks Off Regular Joey Weds Paris Hilton" In a prenup Paris agrees to take Gary Coleman along on the honeymmon " !!!!!!!! lol!!! :smile
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CatsBanquet Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 27	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #44 - Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 9:39am Hyde Park II broadcast in the world on giants screens, then a world Stones party.
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #45 - Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 11:18am Dream on!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #46 - Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 4:36pm " ........................ dream on . " I have a dream ..................................................... !!! : \| \| V
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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: Headlines You'd Like To See Jan 1, 2009 (ssc) Reply #47 - Jun 23^rd, 2008 at 6:29pm gimmekeef wrote on Jun 16^th, 2008 at 2:29pm: "After 1217 playoff holes Rocco Mediate defeats Tiger Woods by one in the 2008 US Open" How many cases is that?
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