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Ade Rocks Off Regular Offline What's Occuring? Posts: 3,147 London, U.K Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #25 - Jun 9^th, 2008 at 2:57pm Paris Hilton??? you've got to be kidding me. She looks like Andrew LLoyd Webber licking piss off a nettle. She looks like a Bulldog chewing a wasp. She's got a face like a bag of spanners. She looks like she's crashed into the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
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Re: Paris Poll
Reply #26 - Jun 9^th, 2008 at 3:31pm

Jeep wrote on Jun 9^th, 2008 at 12:13pm:

Gazza wrote on Jun 9^th, 2008 at 9:54am:

She's vile. I wouldnt touch her with yours, let alone a bargepole. I scratch myself every time I see her.

She's got the bargepole !

Try with a stake :

Jeep

I am a bit concerned about your ablity to find this photo so quickly(obviously, either she must know how to clean a pool or did you place her head on the wrong body).

Do you have a "stash" of Paris photos at your disposal???!!!!

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chris girard Rocks Off Regular Offline Blues lover Posts: 51 Retired & happy Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #27 - Jun 9^th, 2008 at 5:31pm she does suck cock, that's a plus, wonder if she does anal now and then, that would be another point in her favor.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #28 - Jun 9^th, 2008 at 5:43pm " she does suck cock, that's a plus, wonder if she does anal now and then, that would be another point in her favor " W- What ?! www.youporn.com
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Wild Bill Rocks Off Regular Offline Peace, love y abrazos Posts: 447 East Ozarks Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #29 - Jun 9^th, 2008 at 5:49pm TenThousandMotels wrote on Jun 9^th, 2008 at 8:50am: On the infamous 1-10 scale, how does Paris Hilton stack up amongst the worlds most beautiful women? Guest welcome. One vote. I went with 7-8. But only because I've always been a sucker for blondes.....my favorite flavor....with raven black running a close second.
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Wild Bill Rocks Off Regular Offline Peace, love y abrazos Posts: 447 East Ozarks Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #30 - Jun 9^th, 2008 at 5:52pm Ms. Hilton is one of the most disgusting humanoids on the planet!
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Wild Bill Rocks Off Regular Offline Peace, love y abrazos Posts: 447 East Ozarks Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #31 - Jun 9^th, 2008 at 5:55pm Paris Hilton could fuck up a county fair! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-5d5IfdYK4
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #32 - Jun 9^th, 2008 at 6:02pm Joey wrote on Jun 9^th, 2008 at 5:43pm: " she does suck cock, that's a plus, wonder if she does anal now and then, that would be another point in her favor " W- What ?! www.youporn.com Joey, what about the children?
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Re: Paris Poll
Reply #33 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 7:50am

PartyDoll MEG wrote on Jun 9^th, 2008 at 3:31pm:

Jeep

I am a bit concerned about your ablity to find this photo so quickly(obviously, either she must know how to clean a pool or did you place her head on the wrong body).

Do you have a "stash" of Paris photos at your disposal???!!!!

No, no, I haven't a shrine in my home or my computer.
Google is just my friend Cheesy

No photoshop job with the pool picture, Paris loves poles...
http://planetsave.com/files/2007/10/paris-hilton-46.JPG

And she loves to screw beside a pool :

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Re: Paris Poll
Reply #34 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 7:57am

Jeep wrote on Jun 10^th, 2008 at 7:50am:

PartyDoll MEG wrote on Jun 9^th, 2008 at 3:31pm:

Jeep

I am a bit concerned about your ablity to find this photo so quickly(obviously, either she must know how to clean a pool or did you place her head on the wrong body).

Do you have a "stash" of Paris photos at your disposal???!!!!

No, no, I haven't a shrine in my home or my computer.
Google is just my friend Cheesy

No photoshop job with the pool picture, Paris loves poles...
http://planetsave.com/files/2007/10/paris-hilton-46.JPG

And she loves to screw beside a pool :

Gazza ... See what your bargepole comment has come to?!!!! Are you fucking serious?

Paris with all sorts of tools!!!!

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #35 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 8:40am " Joey, what about the children? " Some Guy .................... we do this for ' The Kids ' . " Always ' doing it ' for the kids Ronnie ! " JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !!!!
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Wild Bill Rocks Off Regular Offline Peace, love y abrazos Posts: 447 East Ozarks Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #36 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 11:36am
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #37 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 11:39am PartyDoll MEG wrote on Jun 10^th, 2008 at 7:57am: Gazza ... See what your bargepole comment has come to?!!!! Paris with all sorts of tools!!!! Thankfully it'll never be one that belongs to me....
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #38 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 11:49am i heard she likes bargepoles
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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #39 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 12:06pm And yet Joey continues to wait patiently at the Brazen Head for her to walk through the door on her man feet.
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Jeep Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 281 Frogland Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #40 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 12:30pm SweetVirginia wrote on Jun 10^th, 2008 at 12:06pm: And yet Joey continues to wait patiently at the Brazen Head for her to walk through the door on her man feet. But where was Joey last week end ? Paris was the special barmaid at the Brazen Head !
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #41 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 2:15pm " But where was Joey last week end ? Paris was the special barmaid at the Brazen Head ! " Oh , ... MY !!!!!! Paris at the Brazen Head . I am speechless ( ..such a lovely vision of pure beauty ) You are much loved by Joey Please feel free to take the rest of the day off work . www.BrazenHeadPub.com Jacky Hilton !
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #42 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 7:08pm Well Paris can't be as big a tramp as Kim Kardashian. Has anyone seen her sex tape? Their is not an orifice that doesn't get used. ...Or so I've been told anyway.
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Heart Of Stone Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules Posts: 4,001 Charlottetown Prince Edward Is Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #43 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 8:28pm Paris Hilton (or whatever her name is, shows how interested I am in her) has no effect on me, I watch T.V. & once in a while her name comes up, that's the only way I know her, she's a media star, she's got no talent in absolutely nothing, she's got a rich Daddy, & that's the only reason anybody on this planet knows her. :hilarious
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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #44 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 9:09pm
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parmeda Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 319 Chicago Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #45 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 11:54pm A pig in an evening gown... ...IS STILL A PIG!
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #46 - Jun 11^th, 2008 at 4:55am Paris is a queen. Any who dare cross her will have the Curse of the Pee Pee thrust upon them.
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Honky Tonk Man Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,272 London Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #47 - Jun 11^th, 2008 at 5:28am She's certainly not vile Gazza! I didn't take into account what she may or not be as a person and basing it on looks alone, had to give her a 7
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Paris Poll Reply #48 - Jun 11^th, 2008 at 6:13am Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jun 11^th, 2008 at 5:28am: She's certainly not vile Gazza! I didn't take into account what she may or not be as a person and basing it on looks alone, had to give her a 7 37 votes so far. 18 have voted "1-2". In my case, it was only because there wasnt a zero. To quote Keith - "I'd rather fuck a puddle".
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Re: Paris Poll
Reply #49 - Jun 11^th, 2008 at 9:00am

Gazza wrote on Jun 11^th, 2008 at 6:13am:

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jun 11^th, 2008 at 5:28am:

She's certainly not vile Gazza! Shocked

I didn't take into account what she may or not be as a person and basing it on looks alone, had to give her a 7

37 votes so far.

18 have voted "1-2".

In my case, it was only because there wasnt a zero.

To quote Keith - "I'd rather fuck a puddle".

Ah, they are just copying you. You know the influence you hold Wink

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