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Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding
Jun 5^th, 2008 at 7:48am

Rolling Stones' Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding

The small people will play pranks at guitarist's daughter's wedding

Jun 5, 2008

The Rolling Stones' Ronnie Wood is set to hire five dwarfs to perform at the forthcoming wedding of his daughter Leah Wood and TV producer Jack Macdonald.

According to The Sun the guitarist plans to hire the little fellas to dress up as elves and play humorous pranks on wedding guests. The plan is for the dwarves to leap out of bushes and steal ladies' hats.

The newspaper quotes an anonymous source as saying: "They're [Wood and his family] working on a theme based on the character of Puck – the cheeky sprite from Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'.

"The idea is to have little people in costumes popping up. It's going to be a fabulous do with no expense spared, and the elves will make it even more fun."

http://www.nme.com/news/tabloid-hell/37114

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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #1 - Jun 5^th, 2008 at 10:20am I can hear Keith now.."I draw the line at midgets"
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #2 - Jun 5^th, 2008 at 10:35am Fuck it. I KNEW I should have learned to play the guitar.
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GotToRollMe Rocks Off Regular Offline 'soft and freaky' Posts: 1,918 Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #3 - Jun 5^th, 2008 at 10:38am gimmekeef wrote on Jun 5^th, 2008 at 10:20am: I can hear Keith now.."I draw the line at midgets" LOL
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #4 - Jun 5^th, 2008 at 10:40am Gazza wrote on Jun 5^th, 2008 at 10:35am: Fuck it. I KNEW I should have learned to play the guitar. That should go without saying. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPGlqSURRww&feature=related
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Wild Bill Rocks Off Regular Offline Peace, love y abrazos Posts: 447 East Ozarks Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #7 - Jun 5^th, 2008 at 1:50pm I rode a horse to my wedding, but dammit, I overlooked hiring midgets for tossing, wrestling, etc.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #9 - Jun 5^th, 2008 at 3:39pm I thought it said hires dwarfs for weeding.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #10 - Jun 5^th, 2008 at 3:56pm " I thought it said hires dwarfs for weeding " < ----- Weeding .......... ?! WEEDING ?! Did somebody say , ' Weeding ' ?! I feel ya Lil' Fella ( Lil' Fiji ) Weedykins !
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Reply #13 - Jun 7^th, 2008 at 9:17pm

Sorry if this has already been posted.

Maybe the Stones have another gig! The Rolling Stones reportedly are to perform at the upcoming wedding of Leah Wood, the daughter of Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood, in Surrey, England. A spokesman for Wood confirmed to the Daily Telegraph that dwarves are "one of the ideas that's been discussed."
"We want to keep back a few surprises for guests," he added.
The Rolling Stones are also scheduled to play during the celebration at Wood's home in Kingston-on-Thames, Surrey, the Telegraph said.

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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #14 - Jun 8^th, 2008 at 9:12am the Sun reported this too - "scheduled to play", er..does anyone really think so. Typical lazy journalism I'd have thought - they're attending the wedding, so that means they're all going to play. Unlikely at best
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Reply #15 - Jun 8^th, 2008 at 10:52am

Gazza wrote on Jun 8^th, 2008 at 9:12am:

the Sun reported this too - "scheduled to play", er..does anyone really think so.

Typical lazy journalism I'd have thought - they're attending the wedding, so that means they're all going to play.

Unlikely at best

Suits me fine Im sick of the short warhorse wedding setlists anyway.But if they do maybe Ronnie's son will sell the soundboard like he was rumored to have done with the Voodoo sessions.

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Jeep Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 281 Frogland Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #16 - Jun 8^th, 2008 at 11:12am In fact, The Rolling Dwarfs are scheduled to perform at the wedding, including the song "Under my Tom Thumb" :
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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #17 - Jun 8^th, 2008 at 11:21am Jeep does it again. Funny!
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #18 - Jun 8^th, 2008 at 11:28am 5 dwarfs is code for Ac/Dc is going to perform.
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #19 - Jun 8^th, 2008 at 11:35am Jeep wrote on Jun 8^th, 2008 at 11:12am: In fact, The Rolling Dwarfs are scheduled to perform at the wedding, including the song "Under my Tom Thumb" : I heard theyre also going to play Little By Little Short & Curlies Wee wee Hours Grown Up Wrong Little Queenie Little T&A and Low Down
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #20 - Jun 8^th, 2008 at 1:23pm i like beer.
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #21 - Jun 8^th, 2008 at 3:44pm Hiring dwarfs for Leah's wedding is a wacky idea, even for RONNIE! Has he gone mad??
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rogerriffin Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 404 MEXICO DF. Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #22 - Jun 8^th, 2008 at 6:00pm Pdog wrote on Jun 8^th, 2008 at 11:28am: 5 dwarfs is code for Ac/Dc is going to perform. Really? i didn´t think before!
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #23 - Jun 9^th, 2008 at 10:27am Bitch wrote on Jun 8^th, 2008 at 3:44pm: Hiring dwarfs for Leah's wedding is a wacky idea, even for RONNIE! Has he gone mad?? Sounds like he's just having fun.
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luxury Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 346 Gender:	Re: Ronnie Wood hire dwarfs for wedding Reply #24 - Jun 10^th, 2008 at 9:23am I remember seeing some pudgy dwarfs running around Elton John's Elizabethian Garden Party in Being Mick. Must be an English thang.
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