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"Rule 1- No pro con political arguements"
After consulting with my staff, it has been shown that this statement is in violation of Poll Demand Rule 15, Article 6, Sub Chapter 6, Paragraph 2. This rule was ammended at the meeting of Poll Purveyors Council (PPC) which was held in Vdansk, Poland, the year of our Lord, 1993. It was decided at this meeting that all whom violate this Rule would be sentenced to testing gravel within the forbidden zone of Cherynobyl, Russia for a period not to exceed five years. You are hereby advised that a team has been dispatched to your home, for your IP address has been located. Once this team arrives, it is highly encouraged that your cooperate with them. You will be flown to Minsk, Belarus for processing. You will be taken by train for the trip to the outskirts of the forbidden zone in Chernobyl, this arrival is expected to be at 0231 hours on 07 June. You will be guided into this area, wearing only a shirt, which has a photo of the Dali Lama on it. You will be given a box of Kashi for the first year, as well as a transistor radio, which has one radio station, a tribal chant from Papau, New Guinea. There are codes within the chant, which will allow you to locate foodstuffs in the abandoned buildings in the forbidden zone, which are only 90% contaminated. You should be able to survive for another two years of your time there. There will be a morse code device in Building # 5, where you will be able to communicate your progress with the gravel testing daily.
It is expected that upon your return to normal life, you will have understood the severity of Poll Violation, that you will refrain from such future activity for the good of mankind. On behalf of the PPC, I wish to thank you for your expected support and cooperation of this rule.
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