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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Presidential Poll test Jun 4^th, 2008 at 9:12am Rule 1- No pro con political arguements. The purpose of the poll is to see how accurate this poll is in relation to other polling out there. Anyone, lurkers included can vote but only once. Once you've made your choice you're stuck with it forever. LOL.
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Ade Rocks Off Regular Offline What's Occuring? Posts: 3,147 London, U.K Gender:	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #1 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 9:18am are non-Americans permitted to vote in this poll?
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #2 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 9:21am Ade wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 9:18am: are non-Americans permitted to vote in this poll? Yes. The whole Stones Tribe.
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memory_motel Rocks Off Regular Offline Keith Richards Steals My Heart Away Posts: 23 Gender:	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #3 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 9:25am I'm Canadian and I just voted. The USA is just south of us and we are affected by whatever they do. I'm interested in American politics.
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #4 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 9:28am This poll sucks compared to my groundbreaking polls on George Walker Bush III's disapproval rating (he kicked some 13Q booty here on RO) and on Jesus Christ's color/ethnicity. Igziabeher! Yeah, I goddam said it.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #5 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 9:28am " The USA is just south of us and we are affected by whatever they do. I'm interested in American politics. " You are much loved by Joey
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Re: Presidential Poll test
Reply #6 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 9:33am

Ade wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 9:18am:

are non-Americans permitted to vote in this poll?

What color are you?

Have you been convicted of a felony or any crimes involving moral turpitude?

What exactly were you doing in Germany between 1933 and 1946?

Can you name the first president of the United States?

Do you have the results of your literacy test?

Do you have your signed loyalty oath?

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Motesie, these are the questions I would ask of all potential votees. I cribbed them from previous voting registration forms used in the United States.

Failure to ask, will result in one all fucking dicked-up poll, IMMFGDO.

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LadyJane Rocks Off Regular Offline Stones Purist Posts: 4,929 Gender:	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #7 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 9:34am I voted Write In as there was no option for None Of The Above. LJ.
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #8 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 9:46am sirmoonie wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 9:28am: This poll sucks compared to my groundbreaking polls on George Walker Bush III's disapproval rating... Well .... WTF did you expect? I can do many things well....but I've still to figure out how to pull a rabbitt out of my hat. I'm working on it though.
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Re: Presidential Poll test
Reply #9 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:10am

this poll sucks!

in my quickness to vote, i accidentally clicked "mccain" instead of "obama"! i feel just like a goddamn floridian!

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Re: Presidential Poll test
Reply #10 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:26am

Starbuck wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:10am:

this poll sucks!

in my quickness to vote, i accidentally clicked "mccain" instead of "obama"! i feel just like a goddamn floridian!

You'll be glad you did later, Starmonger. John McCain is the most steadfast conservative candidate of the last 50 years. He is going to be an exemplar president, and the man who can best turn the country 180 degrees out of George Walker Bush III manufactured Fat.

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #11 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 12:04pm This poll may blow doors off the moonpie polls.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #12 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 1:52pm " This poll may blow doors off the moonpie polls " Come November Obama is going to beat McCain like the House Slave . JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ. Fly !
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Re: Presidential Poll test
Reply #13 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 2:39pm

Joey wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 1:52pm:

" This poll may blow doors off the moonpie polls "

Come November Obama is going to beat McCain like the House Slave .

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ. Fly !

If Obam wins (and its a huge if) its the END of the race player/baiters in America. At least the Pflegler-ish type dudes. As anyone with a brain knows, institutional racism with ANY ties to functioning society in United States was systematically and completely eliminated at least two decades ago.

Jesse Jackson? Gone!
Revbo. Farakhan? Gone!
Leo Terrell??? Gone!!
NEIDERMEYER?!?! GONE!!!

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Re: Presidential Poll test
Reply #14 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 3:39pm

" If Obam wins (and its a huge if) its the END of the race player/baiters in America. At least the Pflegler-ish type dudes. As anyone with a brain knows, institutional racism with ANY ties to functioning society in United States was systematically and completely eliminated at least two decades ago.

Jesse Jackson? Gone!
Revbo. Farakhan? Gone!
Leo Terrell??? Gone!!
NEIDERMEYER?!?! GONE "

We are on FIRE Today !!!!!!!

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Re: Presidential Poll test
Reply #15 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 3:40pm

"Rule 1- No pro con political arguements"

After consulting with my staff, it has been shown
that this statement is in violation of Poll Demand
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This rule was ammended at the meeting of Poll Purveyors Council
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It was decided at this meeting that all whom violate this
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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,127	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #16 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 4:56pm Oh Nelly..way too funny!!!..... Judging by the vote so far... I'd say we have a small group of very "vocal conservatives" (I am being kind with this label ), who know how to make a whole lot of noise... :howefun :funny :smile
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Re: Presidential Poll test
Reply #17 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:18pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:26am:

Starbuck wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:10am:

this poll sucks!

in my quickness to vote, i accidentally clicked "mccain" instead of "obama"! i feel just like a goddamn floridian!

You'll be glad you did later, Starmonger. John McCain is the most steadfast conservative candidate of the last 50 years. He is going to be an exemplar president, and the man who can best turn the country 180 degrees out of George Walker Bush III manufactured Fat.

moonie....

i'll bet you a cold one in a plastic cup at the hopkins legion that obama is going to run away with this one...mccain is looking old and haggard....no way he tips the scales on barry o, even if pawlenty is on the tickie....

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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #18 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:32pm it really depends on who McCain runs with, b/c it is likely McCain could die before the term ends... Obama too, someone might not like a black prez!
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Re: Presidential Poll test
Reply #19 - Jun 4^th, 2008 at 11:20pm

Starbuck wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:18pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:26am:

Starbuck wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:10am:

this poll sucks!

in my quickness to vote, i accidentally clicked "mccain" instead of "obama"! i feel just like a goddamn floridian!

You'll be glad you did later, Starmonger. John McCain is the most steadfast conservative candidate of the last 50 years. He is going to be an exemplar president, and the man who can best turn the country 180 degrees out of George Walker Bush III manufactured Fat.

moonie....

i'll bet you a cold one in a plastic cup at the hopkins legion that obama is going to run away with this one...mccain is looking old and haggard....no way he tips the scales on barry o, even if pawlenty is on the tickie....

Have you seen that video of his wife? At least Cindy McCain likes whitey.

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1969 Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 49 New York Gender:	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #20 - Jun 5^th, 2008 at 12:15am Pdog wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:32pm: Obama too, someone might not like a black prez! I'm sure the Clintons are already working on that.
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Re: Presidential Poll test
Reply #21 - Jun 5^th, 2008 at 12:39am

sirmoonie wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 11:20pm:

Starbuck wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:18pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:26am:

Starbuck wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:10am:

this poll sucks!

in my quickness to vote, i accidentally clicked "mccain" instead of "obama"! i feel just like a goddamn floridian!

You'll be glad you did later, Starmonger. John McCain is the most steadfast conservative candidate of the last 50 years. He is going to be an exemplar president, and the man who can best turn the country 180 degrees out of George Walker Bush III manufactured Fat.

moonie....

i'll bet you a cold one in a plastic cup at the hopkins legion that obama is going to run away with this one...mccain is looking old and haggard....no way he tips the scales on barry o, even if pawlenty is on the tickie....

Have you seen that video of his wife? At least Cindy McCain likes whitey.

Is that code for cocaine?

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Re: Presidential Poll test
Reply #22 - Jun 5^th, 2008 at 8:21am

Polls: Obama Leads McCain Nationally
Posted June 5th, 2008 by Jamie Williamson
Election News

Obama leads McCain nationally; he holds a six point lead over McCain – says the CBS News / NYT poll released Wednesday. The poll articulates that the Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama leads his Republican rival John McCain – 48 percent to 42 percent among registered voters, with 6 percent of respondents undecided.

http://www.topnews.in/usa/polls-obama-leads-mccain-nationally-2501

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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: Presidential Poll test Reply #23 - Jun 5^th, 2008 at 8:30am how do we factor in the elctoral college to this poll and senior citizens and beatles tribute artists who don't know a chad from a tab..?
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Re: Presidential Poll test
Reply #24 - Jun 5^th, 2008 at 8:52am

Pdog wrote on Jun 5^th, 2008 at 12:39am:

sirmoonie wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 11:20pm:

Starbuck wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:18pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:26am:

Starbuck wrote on Jun 4^th, 2008 at 10:10am:

this poll sucks!

in my quickness to vote, i accidentally clicked "mccain" instead of "obama"! i feel just like a goddamn floridian!

You'll be glad you did later, Starmonger. John McCain is the most steadfast conservative candidate of the last 50 years. He is going to be an exemplar president, and the man who can best turn the country 180 degrees out of George Walker Bush III manufactured Fat.

moonie....

i'll bet you a cold one in a plastic cup at the hopkins legion that obama is going to run away with this one...mccain is looking old and haggard....no way he tips the scales on barry o, even if pawlenty is on the tickie....

Have you seen that video of his wife? At least Cindy McCain likes whitey.

Is that code for cocaine?

Cocaine was commonly referred to as "white Jesus" in the late 70s. Among white users, that is. I doubt any black guys were sitting around doing rails and saying "got some more white Jesus, niggie....."

Yeah, Cindy McCain is a bit of a druggie. So what? George Walker Bush III used to get all fucked up and no one cared. Plus, we'd have a damn hard time in this day and age finding a candidate/spouse duo that didn't have a drug history, unless we start looking to superfluous creepy twits like Willard Romney and the like.

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