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Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Stones
May 24^th, 2008 at 11:20am

Hello My Little Stonesian Buttercups .............................

Last night around 3 AM , whilst driving home after a nice booze session / weeding session -- I drove past the corner Gas Station and noticed the price of a gallon of gas has hit $ 4.29 ( Premium ) .

I shook my head and thought to myself .... ' too much partying ...seeing things .... do not worry and go straight to bed ' .

This morning I found me clothes , put them on , took some asprin , jumped in the car and drove past said Gas Station and the friggin sign brayed out : " $ 4.29 A GALLON !!!! "

********** WTF ?! ***************

Joey said , ...... " Huh ?! "

My fellow Stones' Brothers & Sisters ..........

Which one of you fine individuals ordered this substantial ( it was just $ 3.15 a gallon last MONTH ) price increase ?! ...... please ..... I's really need's to's know .................................... Why ?!

This could seriously affect me ability to purchase Rolling Stones Concert Tickets next year .

WHY ?! ... WHY ?!

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fireontheplatter Ex Member	Re: Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Stones Reply #1 - May 24^th, 2008 at 11:24am the cheapo grade in my town today is four dollars and five cents.
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Re: Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Stones
Reply #2 - May 24^th, 2008 at 11:39am

The price of cocaine and marijuana has stayed roughly the same for over a decade. Maybe even over two decades. The supply of controlled substances has not been affected in any signficant way by the U.S. government's Prohibition, nor has it been affected by the marketing efforts of drug dependency outfits (e.g. Rehabilitation Centers, churches, etc.).

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Stones Reply #3 - May 24^th, 2008 at 11:48am taco bell has lowered their prices on the most popular menu items, thus still maintaining the cheapest gas in town. did you poot, Ronnie?...
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Reply #4 - May 24^th, 2008 at 11:53am

sirmoonie wrote on May 24^th, 2008 at 11:39am:

The price of cocaine and marijuana has stayed roughly the same for over a decade. Maybe even over two decades. The supply of controlled substances has not been affected in any signficant way by the U.S. government's Prohibition, nor has it been affected by the marketing efforts of drug dependency outfits (e.g. Rehabilitation Centers, churches, etc.).

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Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint

pot has certainly gone up in price around my town.
blow back in the 70's was like a hundred dollars, no more no less. a crisp 1 hundred dollar bill. today it is half that, maybe 5-10 bucks under....depends who you know.

smoking more weed is good for your health

smoking more weed is good for your health

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Reply #5 - May 24^th, 2008 at 12:14pm

Quote:

sirmoonie wrote on May 24^th, 2008 at 11:39am:

The price of cocaine and marijuana has stayed roughly the same for over a decade. Maybe even over two decades. The supply of controlled substances has not been affected in any signficant way by the U.S. government's Prohibition, nor has it been affected by the marketing efforts of drug dependency outfits (e.g. Rehabilitation Centers, churches, etc.).

Regards,
Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint

pot has certainly gone up in price around my town.
blow back in the 70's was like a hundred dollars, no more no less. a crisp 1 hundred dollar bill. today it is half that, maybe 5-10 bucks under....depends who you know.

smoking more weed is good for your health

If anything, marijuana/cannabis prices have gone a bit down across the nation for years. As the nation turns towards one of instant mental and sexual gratification, people have migrated to alkaloids and other psycho-stimulants (e.g., meth), which has decreased demand for marijuana. This decrease is in spite of the facts that many high-qual breeds are available from negroes, such as Blythe-Banning Gold, Poly Asperate, San Mateo Greenslam (seasonal), and the like.

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Stones Reply #6 - May 24^th, 2008 at 12:20pm This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it- CaddyShack
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Reply #7 - May 24^th, 2008 at 2:32pm

" If anything, marijuana/cannabis prices have gone a bit down across the nation for years. As the nation turns towards one of instant mental and sexual gratification, people have migrated to alkaloids and other psycho-stimulants (e.g., meth), which has decreased demand for marijuana. This decrease is in spite of the facts that many high-qual breeds are available from negroes, such as Blythe-Banning Gold, Poly Asperate, San Mateo Greenslam (seasonal), and the like ...... "

Christ , that is postin' from God right there !!!!!

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Reply #8 - May 24^th, 2008 at 5:38pm

Beautiful, Beautiful Texas

( by : Baby Steelie )

" Oh, beautiful, beautiful Texas
The most beautiful state that I know.
We're proud of our forefathers,
Who fought at the Alamo.

You may live on the plains or the mountains
Or down where the sea breezes blow,
But, you'll still be in beautiful Texas
The most beautiful state that I know. "

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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Stones Reply #9 - May 24^th, 2008 at 7:38pm There is no way to sugarcoat this Joe-bolf, but that Eagles thing you have going raises significant credibility problems for you going forward.
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straycatuk Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 297 Northern England Gender:	Re: Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Stones Reply #11 - May 25^th, 2008 at 4:25am Try living here,petrol is about $10 a gallon !
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Angie Rocks Off Regular Offline I'm only in it for the money Posts: 87 Lowlands, baby!! Gender:	Re: Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Sto Reply #13 - May 25^th, 2008 at 8:31am We're second, you're 33rd or something. Add some $ for most countries as this is a few weeks old. Holland is approaching the $10 this week. Stop whining http://money.cnn.com/2008/05/01/news/international/usgas_price/index.htm?cnn=yes
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Holden Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,317 Tampa Bay Gender:	Re: Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Sto Reply #14 - May 25^th, 2008 at 8:37am Joey wrote on May 24^th, 2008 at 11:20am: whilst driving home after a nice booze session / weeding session... I see you're making some fine choices there.
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Marty Rocks Off Regular Offline Time is on my side Posts: 58 paris, france Gender:	Re: Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Sto Reply #15 - May 25^th, 2008 at 10:26am Joey wrote on May 24^th, 2008 at 11:20am: Hello My Little Stonesian Buttercups ............................. Last night around 3 AM , whilst driving home after a nice booze session / weeding session -- Arrive alive! Don't drink and drive!
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Reply #16 - May 25^th, 2008 at 10:48am

Holden wrote on May 25^th, 2008 at 8:37am:

Joey wrote on May 24^th, 2008 at 11:20am:

whilst driving home after a nice booze session / weeding session...

I see you're making some fine choices there. Wink

They should have specifically designated roads and highways for those who insist on drinking, drugging and driving.
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marko Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 512 Finland Gender:	Re: Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Stones Reply #17 - May 25^th, 2008 at 12:27pm We pay here in finland,1.50euros/per litre,and diesel is 1.30-1.40/per litre.So you are still living cheap!
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Stones Reply #18 - May 25^th, 2008 at 12:50pm marko wrote on May 25^th, 2008 at 12:27pm: We pay here in finland,1.50euros/per litre,and diesel is 1.30-1.40/per litre.So you are still living cheap! Cheap gas is not a priviledge here in America....it's a right.
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Gas just hit $4.29 a Gallon ...... ( Stones Reply #19 - May 25^th, 2008 at 12:57pm The Invisible Hand of the market will make all the necessary corrections.
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Reply #20 - May 25^th, 2008 at 1:05pm

Gee oil's expensive, and gas even more so. I just wish that we had some oil deposits that were untapped! Oh wait. We do! That's right we have over 100 billion barrels of untapped oil. I wonder who's stopping us from getting to it? Hmmmm.......

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Reply #21 - May 25^th, 2008 at 1:08pm

Riffhard wrote on May 25^th, 2008 at 1:05pm:

Gee oil's expensive, and gas even more so. I just wish that we had some oil deposits that were untapped! Oh wait. We do! That's right we have over 100 billion barrels of untapped oil.

I wonder who's stopping us from getting to it? Hmmmm.......

Riffy

"I wonder who's stopping us from getting to it? Hmmmm......."

The Bush/Cheney oil cartel?

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Reply #22 - May 25^th, 2008 at 1:29pm

TenThousandMotels wrote on May 25^th, 2008 at 1:08pm:

Riffhard wrote on May 25^th, 2008 at 1:05pm:

Gee oil's expensive, and gas even more so. I just wish that we had some oil deposits that were untapped! Oh wait. We do! That's right we have over 100 billion barrels of untapped oil.

I wonder who's stopping us from getting to it? Hmmmm.......

Riffy

"I wonder who's stopping us from getting to it? Hmmmm......."

The Bush/Cheney oil cartel?

I guess that's why the Democrat Congress has shot down four seperate attempts by Bushco to develop these oil sites? No. TTM you are sorely under read in the facts of the oil situation. "Big Oil", and the Republicans have both been screaming for more drill sites and refineries for years now. Thus far to no avail. Soon though the public outcry is going to be so great that they will have no choice. Look at that map again. No drilling in ANWAR. No drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. No drilling off the Eastern Seaboard. No drilling off the Pacific Coast. It's not Republicans that are standing in the way of more oil exploration.

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Reply #23 - May 25^th, 2008 at 1:32pm

" There is no way to sugarcoat this Joe-bolf, but that Eagles thing you have going raises significant credibility problems for you going forward. "

Moonie ........................

Seriously , I now think about the Eagles constantly , CONSTANTLY .

In fact , I really , REALLY do believe that this is the BEST DON HENLEY YET !!!!

The 1970's ' Hotel California ' Don Henley has been ' resurrected ' ( See : Waiting in the Weeds , Being Fabulous , Frail Grasp / Big Picture , Long Road out of Eden , that Universe song at the end )

Little Secret : I keep my www.EaglesBand.com ' free clip ' on rotation throughout the day at the office -- drives me colleagues nuts .

www.EaglesBand.com

" YES !!!! "

" Hit Me Ronnie ! "

Joey Henley !

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