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sirmoonie
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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #9938 - Aug 2nd, 2013 at 9:46pm
Joey, I'm a fan of Martin Luth-King, but I disagree with his comment about judging people by their character. Character is too subjective and it takes too much time to analyze, in many cases. The best way to judge a person is by their net worth (in cash, ching, $$$$$, large green, swag, biff). I do it all the time now. I've quit even acknowledging the existence of people over 30 who have a net worth less than $50K. Bar gets raised to $150k at 40. $300k at 50, and so on. I make exceptions for Negroes, incarcerees (federal and state), fishermen, and people who god has inflicted disasters upon (floods, famine, locusts, tornados, plagues, earth quackes, etc.), because I figure that's just not fair.
We should get everyone on this board to post their net worth, what drugs they are addicted to, national heritage, and how many sexual partners they have had. Put it on a spreadsheet and figure out who on this board is worthwhile, and who should be banned. If someone is on the margin, we could tell them to step up one or more categories that they have control over.
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